Thomas Bugg Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 And we've gone this far without mentioning Sid why?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Wyatt Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Is that a bottle of orange juice or Arrowhead in the background? I don't know. I thought it was antifreeze or wiper fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I think imagining it was antifreeze or wiper fluid and that he drank it before said video makes the video better. Or at least there's a reason for it. idk I've talked enough about that joker for the next decade. And I do believe this is Tyson Kidd's last promo and the last time they let Kelly talk on a live mic: This had everything that a bad promo does: - No chemistry between the speakers - Terrible voices - Both people used words that they didn't understand - Not an ounce of charisma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 In honour of TNA's Genesis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Y4y0XBKUM Edit: Dammit, I've always been able to get it to embed before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack2k Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Road Dogg seems to be "in no condition to perform" here, as he struggles in vain to diss Edge and Christian. http://youtu.be/6kv4VB0Uyic THANK YOU for putting this one on here...the night it happened, I couldnt stop laughing afterward...I think I rewound the tape afterward like 100 times... "That doesnt even make sense..." "BOFF" "What are you guys, like 7?" By far, even to this day, the BEST live putdown I have seen in wrestling where the other guy could do NOTHING about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 You know, I've always heard about how great Gene Anderson was, and him being associated with great mic men like Flair, Ole and Paul Jones I was always curious to know how he was on the mic. I REALLY wish I'd never found out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Holy fuck. Brutus Beefcake as "Dizzy Hogan" in Portland stammering on like an idiot talking nervously how much he likes to play with "his brother Hulk's" money and count it sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 What was up with all the looking around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 What was up with all the looking around? Psychosis and paranoia due to excessive cocaine use. Isn't that the obvious answer for anything involving Brutus Beefcake? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I feel like Roman Reigns did that promo with the wink-and-smile necessary to let me know that he knows how stupid it was. Also, I bet Vince McMahon performs his own writing for promos in front of the mirror to test it out, a la Aaron Sorkin. I wish I had video of him ripping out a "ddddddDONKEY DUNG...FOR BRAINSSSSS" and then smiling to himself like he just wrote "The Destruction of Sennacherib" or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm imagining whoever was responsible for writing Roman's lines woke up late and was reminded of his assignment as he hurried into the office, so he scrambled through the items on his desk for the first thing he could pass on, which happened to be a rejected draft of a Cena promo and just scribbled through "Cena" with a pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Meltz says Vince is writing Roman's promos since Reigns returned from injury. I wonder how many of WWE's problems would go away if Vince retired/whatever'd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Reigns is at least trying to make it work. The crowd reacted to what he was saying at least. Rollins is a bad promo because he doesn't wow anyone despite all the practice he has had. He gets at least 10 minutes of promo time every damn show and not one of them has been anything close to memorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Wow. Roman just continues to swim further out to sea, huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Reigns REALLY needs to not do Cena promos. Cena shouldn't even do half the crap he does, and Roman doesn't have a millionth of the charisma that Cena does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I swear, if I ever get within arm's distance of Teddy Hart, I might go for it. He is so fucking punchable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Wow. Roman just continues to swim further out to sea, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I swear, if I ever get within arm's distance of Teddy Hart, I might go for it. He is so fucking punchable. How will you deal with his army of trained cats? You really think they'll let you get within punching distance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's a pussy joke in there somewhere (that is not all that crass, either). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 How will you deal with his army of trained cats? Flame thrower with a wide-angle nozzle? Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I swear, if I ever get within arm's distance of Teddy Hart, I might go for it. He is so fucking punchable. How will you deal with his army of trained cats? You really think they'll let you get within punching distance? I have three cats. They'll wait for it to finish then snack on the leftovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Wow. Roman just continues to swim further out to sea, huh? bahlee dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I can't even watch the whole thing because I don't find joy in watching others fail (usually - there are exceptions! This isn't one!), but I think this is fitting: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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