Buy Me a Burrito Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Ask Serge. But they might still call it "TNA Testing". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 We should honestly be more concerned with Tommy Dreamer's nuts. Lot of bashings over the years. Can you get Impact Testing for your balls? Dreamer somehow reproduced. He's not human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Not only that, he got her pregnant WITH TWINS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Not only that, he got her pregnant WITH TWINS Who knows??? Maybe it was Raven's ultimate revenge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Don't give them any ideas those two will make that an angle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I think TNA tried that maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Bringing back a nostalgia act for a short, light schedule of multiman, safe matches akin to AJPW openers is a little different from letting Bryan back on the roster. Should the rule be black and white? Yeah, probably. Though their logic is flawed, I can see the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I don't think I've gotten married yet. Fuckin' concussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just throwing this out there: What are the chances there's an unspoken agreement between Dreamer and the WWE that he has a job with the company for life whenever he wants it, as long as he never holds them liable for his brains turning to mush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 He has that agreement but he's already forgotten about it. Now I'm imagining Dreamer tatted up with "close the refrigerator door," "October 12, 2002" and "don't trust Raven" inked on him a la Memento. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just throwing this out there: What are the chances there's an unspoken agreement between Dreamer and the WWE that he has a job with the company for life whenever he wants it, as long as he never holds them liable for his brains turning to mush? Weren't his brains already turning to mush before he joined the WWE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I'm not a fan of Dreamer working in WWE, but I'm willing to bet that what he did in those 20 matches was far less ~EXTREME~ than 90% of his indy dates. Also, what he did in his short run was 90% less extreme than whatever Bryan would have been doing if he'd come back. Isn't it possible that the Bryan Ban was two-fold, preventing him from getting worse on their dime and protecting him from himself? Dreamer wasn't getting hit in the head, doing diving headbutts off the top, or diving out of the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just throwing this out there: What are the chances there's an unspoken agreement between Dreamer and the WWE that he has a job with the company for life whenever he wants it, as long as he never holds them liable for his brains turning to mush? The odd thing is that Tommy's already had that before. He came out of retirement for WWECW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I'm going to drop some revisionist history on Dennis Rodman, who I think was really fucking fun in his actual matches in WCW, even that so-bad-it's-good match against Savage with the porta-potty and everything. I am grading on a curve, of course, but he would be on the high end of the "non-wrestler performers" curve. Not near Andy Kaufman or Money Mayweather, but somewhere after them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Kevin Greene was really good. I can't believe he never became a full time wrestler. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Kevin Greene actually was very good for his experience level and had a great meathead athlete charm that made him a natural face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Mojo Rawley wishes he were as good as Kevin Greene was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 I think if Greene had been allowed to continue to wrestle part time (he stopped when the NFL instituted its no wrestling rule) I am fairly certain he would have done it full time when he retired instead of coaching. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph2112 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'm going to drop some revisionist history on Dennis Rodman, who I think was really fucking fun in his actual matches in WCW, even that so-bad-it's-good match against Savage with the porta-potty and everything. I am grading on a curve, of course, but he would be on the high end of the "non-wrestler performers" curve. Not near Andy Kaufman or Money Mayweather, but somewhere after them. IIRC the first match he had was good but the second he was drunk or something. I think I remember he looked like he was falling asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Rodman understood heel ga-ga decently enough. But- and this really isn't his fault, it just is what it is- celebs who come in to play heel always come off like they're just mugging for the camera, even if it's not their intent. I completely grant this could be a how-I-see-it-and-can't-unsee-it thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I don't want to just boil it down to this but if something happens to Tommy Dreamer while he's employed by WWE it's a story but it's not a huge story like if something happened to Bryan. I'm not saying that's what WWE was thinking but that is the reality of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 WWE star Titus O'Neil was sent home from last night's Smackdown taping in Portland, Oregon shortly after he arrived. The word we are getting is that O'Neil has been suspended for "unprofessional conduct." During the ending of last night's Raw taping in Seattle, Washington, a number of WWE personalities and staff were assembled on the stage in honor of the retiring Bryan Danielson. At the end of that segment, which aired on Raw before going live on the WWE Network, Danielson returned to the locker room after passing through the center of the assembled WWE personnel. As WWE talents returned to the back, O'Neill grabbed WWE owner Vince McMahon in what was described to us as in a "playful, physical way." McMahon responded by shoving O'Neil away. McMahon's shove of O'Neill actually made it onto the final seconds of the broadcast. We are told that McMahon was angry at being grabbed and that led to the suspension. When O'Neil arrived at Smackdown, he was informed he was going sent home. The word making the rounds is that the suspension could be for upwards of 90 days. That would put O'Neil out of action through May, which means he would be missing Wrestlemania 32. O'Neil, 39, signed with WWE in 2009 and is best known as one half of the Prime Time Players, although he's been used most recently in a singles role. He's been very active in local community outreach where he lives in Tampa. O'Neil had lost to Adam Rose earlier during the Raw broadcast. Last night, the WWE Network exclusive video of Bryan Danielson's farewell was removed from Youtube and WWE.com as well as the WWE Network. It is likely that WWE is going to edit the snippet at the end out before restoring the videos. (PWInsider) Vince looked really pissed after Titus jacked him by his arm on Monday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 That seems like an overreaction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 That seems like an overreaction. Haha, from anyone else yes. From Vince....it's an underreaction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I imagine it played out similar to that scene with the Ramones during Mr. Burns's birthday: "HUNTER! HAVE SHELTON BENJAMIN SUSPENDED!" "But, sir, that's not--" "JUST DO IT!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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