Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I'm surprised there hasn't been a Kevin Dunn watches you masturbate meme using the above picture of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Kevin Dunn and TNA really deserve each other. I hope those two crazy kids can get together some day. Like tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I know plenty of gay dudes that would take Kevin Owens to pound town just saying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I despise Kevin Dunn as much as the next sane wrestling fan, but Kevin Owens really needs to know his audience here. He's working for Vince McMahon, who has long been known to have an unquenchable thirst for bodybuilders. Owens' ring gear screams "backyard trampoline wrestler" and he's gotten noticeably fatter since coming to the main roster. He was no GQ model in NXT, but he was in much better shape and had considerably more muscle definition. It's hard for me to blame WWE for not wanting to put a guy like that in a top spot. He doesn't have the "larger than life" feel that Vince is always looking for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 It also does Owens no favors putting him in the ring with Orton and Cesaro who really make him look even fatter and shorter than he is. I couldn't believe how out of place he looked during that Orton match a few weeks ago, it was crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 If Owens is over and the crowd is responding to him I don't see what the problem is. If you're in a bar, the person who is looking to fight is not a John Cena lookalike. It's usually some big burly loudmouth with a chip on his shoulder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Certainly true, but then Sports Entertainment Reality has little to do with Actual Reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I know plenty of gay dudes that would take Kevin Owens to pound town just saying Hmmmmm .... I saw his wee knee HMMMMMM .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I despise Kevin Dunn as much as the next sane wrestling fan, but Kevin Owens really needs to know his audience here. He's working for Vince McMahon, who has long been known to have an unquenchable thirst for bodybuilders. Owens' ring gear screams "backyard trampoline wrestler" and he's gotten noticeably fatter since coming to the main roster. He was no GQ model in NXT, but he was in much better shape and had considerably more muscle definition. It's hard for me to blame WWE for not wanting to put a guy like that in a top spot. He doesn't have the "larger than life" feel that Vince is always looking for. Like Yokozuna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 IWA-MS AND CZW made it to CNN. Yup...shit just got weird... http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/06/us/cnnphotos-hardcore-wrestling-death-matches/index.html LOL, a mainstream news website does a piece writing about deathmatch wrestling from the viewpoint of it being a serious artform, but the only guy interviewed and profiled in the article is a fucking photographer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 All the Teddy Long pictures in the other thread and the compilation in this thread immediately made me think that he had died or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMax46 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 IWA-MS AND CZW made it to CNN. Yup...shit just got weird... http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/06/us/cnnphotos-hardcore-wrestling-death-matches/index.html LOL, a mainstream news website does a piece writing about deathmatch wrestling from the viewpoint of it being a serious artform, but the only guy interviewed and profiled in the article is a fucking photographer. Considering that the piece is about the idea that it's an art form, it would make sense that the person attempting to convey that message is the photographer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 No, I think it needed to be wrestling's poet laureate, John Zandig 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 in honor of Geno Smith, it's time for a good feud that starts because of non-payment of money owed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Ryback is a welcome addition back onto Raw, Ziggler on the other hand, I hope Rusev CRUSHES him outta of the WWE soon, either because ziggler doesn't re-sign (I haven't heard whats up with his contract situation) or just by actually crushing him. Ziggler is sooooo stale and not stale character like Sheamus or Orton who I still enjoy watching in the ring but stale in that I don't want to watch him on tv anymore.Unfortunately he re-signed. I don't want to hear one more stupid promo from him complaining about his push. Well actually I don't want to hear a Dolph Ziggler promo period but especially not one another 'boo hoo I'm not a main eventer' promo. And since Rippa posted this I also want to share this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExLwLpTFmSY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 No, I think it needed to be wrestling's poet laureate, John Zandig JEEZUS~! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I didn't think Owens looked out of place with Cesaro and Orton. Muscles don't make someone the better fighter. Owens still looks like a guy who can fuck somebody up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 They haven't even officially announced Cesaro vs. Owens as a match for Summerslam, yet. I hope it still gets added, but at this point nothing would surprise me anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I like KO, but I agree that his gear reeks of "backyard wrestler". On an old shoot interview, Bobby Heenan wisely said that the workers need to stand out from the people in the crowd, and wear gear that makes them look like a wrestler. Owens doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Sure, but neither do Ambrose, Harper, Wyatt, Reigns, ad nauseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I like KO, but I agree that his gear reeks of "backyard wrestler". On an old shoot interview, Bobby Heenan wisely said that the workers need to stand out from the people in the crowd, and wear gear that makes them look like a wrestler. Owens doesn't. I think times have changed now, though. We used to talk about how fans could live vicariously through Austin because everyone had a dickhead boss they hated. Plus, Austin drove a pickup and drank beer. He talked shit. In 2015.. Owens is relatable. He's a wrestling fan who dresses like a wrestling fan and cuts promos that sometimes sound like messageboard arguments. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Um... Would he still be fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Wrestling needs more fat dudes with farmer's tans, IMO. Also more slobs like Ballz Mahoney. Also more goofy-looking skinny dudes like Greg Gagne. Also more people in facepaint, and the Ascension does not count, either. Sick of the roid-monster build being the only build acceptable. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFP Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 But we need more roid monsters, there's only Ryback now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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