clintthecrippler Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 I will always have a soft spot for the King Kong Bundy SNME hype graphic. 2
Lazlo Woodbine Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Well, at least we now know what Mojo Rawley would look like with a corporate exotico gimmick. 3
hammerva Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 You know at 69 years old you are playing with house money anyway just take all the roids you want. 4
Curt McGirt Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Vince apparently has abs extending all the way up his torso now. 4
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Vince's heart is going to explode like a piñata. Also, it's nice to see Vince getting some use out of Hercules' chain.
PetrolCB Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Good thing he has two more, like Larry Hagman had. 2
offspring515 Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Vince's heart is going to explode like a piñata. Also, it's nice to see Vince getting some use out of Hercules' chain. Heart attacks are a sign of weakness, goddamnit! Clutch your left arm on your own time, we've still got to book this week's episode of Superstars!
E.J. Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Vince's autopsy report is going to be studied for years and years. 1
mad cow Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Never thought I'd confuse The Rock with John Zandig. 1
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Vince's autopsy report is going to be studied for years and years. Seems like a pretty open and shut case to me. A massive heart attack due to years of cocaine, steroids, and energy drinks. Vince's brain on the other hand...that needs to be studied by a team of psychologists.
Phantom Lord Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Good thing he has two more, like Larry Hagman had. Hagman was a well oiled machine with those five kidney's and three livers. Seriously though since Vince isn't a "talent" anymore, isn't that the legal loophole the WWE uses not to wellness test him? It used to be when Sabu died his autopsy would be interesting to see. But I agree. Vince's will be something else. It's gonna be up there with Elvis's.
The Nature Boy Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Vince's autospy: "How the fuck did this man live THIS long?" 1
Josh Mann Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Not even Heyman can turn chicken shit into chicken salad 100% of the time. To be fair, Curtis Axel had sex with a corpse's head. 2
Clayton Jones Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Vince's autospy: "How the fuck did this man live THIS long?" Vince: Well, doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may shake my hand if you like.Doctor: Well, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.Vince: Eh?Doctor: Mr. McMahon, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.Vince: You mean I have pneumonia?Doctor: Yes.Vince: Juvenile diabetes?Doctor: Yes.Vince: Hysterical pregnancy?Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered -- in you.Vince: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.Vince: This sounds like bad news.Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.Vince: Well ... [looks at his watch] [the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see? [bring up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk] And these are oversized novelty germs. [points to a different one up as he names each disease] That's influenza, that's bronchitis, [holds up one] and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. [tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The "germs" get stuck] [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! Move it, chowderhead! [normal voice] We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome."Vince: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible!Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even a slight breeze could --Vince: Indestructible. 13
Josh Mann Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Cause of death: Deviated septum from that sneeze he's been holding in for 50 years. 5
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