(BP) Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I gave up on Stiller after The Heartbreak Kid. Incidentally, there was someone in the cast named Shawn Michaels by amazing coincidence and I spent the whole movie waiting for HBK to show up. It was a bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 The Heartbreak Kid was only good for Jerry Stiller saying, "If she says to cock her, then you cock her!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Stiller is redeemed by his directing, especially Tropic Thunder. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Why are they making it or why am I blaming you? The later is because I certainly put no money towards the original so my hands are clean i did.... and I bought the DVD. My daughter still loves that movie. what can I do? Cee-Lo Green plays a singing mummy for fuck's sake. What kind of Grinch are you, Rippa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 Cee-Lo Green plays a singing mummy for fuck's sake. What kind of Grinch are you, Rippa? Did his singing mummy know that No means No? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Cee-Lo has been replaced. I paid to see Hotel Transylvania, and I shockingly didn't mind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Cee-Lo has been replaced. Fuck that sequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I think the best part of the trailer is Kevin James literally sounding like he was phoning in his lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 Jamie Foxx says that Martin Scorsese is directing the Mike Tyson biopic (the one where Foxx is playing Tyson) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I will not be able to unhear Foxx's mocking of Mike Tyson in the past, but Foxx seems like the best choice. It's also great that Foxx hasn't aged at all so if he bulks up, he can pull off playing the young Tyson, the one that was the scariest motherfucker on the planet, the coked up Tyson who was nearly as scary, and older Tyson. Really looking forward to that. I'd like to see Jonathan Banks play Cus D'Amato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'm all in on this project. Jamie Foxx was motherfuckin' Ray Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Totally different body styles is gonna make it weird but Foxx can work miracles in imitation so I look forward to it. I wonder if Mike's got participation in it in any way too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kuetsar Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 1) I look forward to the "reverse fossilization" movie that Sandler makes next, as I always wanted to see what happens when a robot becomes a human. 2) Can someone explain Josh Gad's appeal? Because I really want to punch him in the face. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Don't worry, we all do. He was the worst part about Frozen. Funny story about that. My daughter, who is almost 5, has taken an interest into seeing what voice actors look like. I showed her a picture of Josh Gad and her reaction was, "Oh, he is just not handsome at all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcosLoura Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 That movie can't be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "I really don't get this Wreck-It Ralph thing. I haven't seen it, but is there a way we can make something better?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Instead of some dumb fucking cartoon, lets set it in big city with tons of special effects and get someone hilarious to star in it." ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "Mmm, yeah, that Adam Sandler guy seems pretty damn funny. I was just watching a Saturday Night Live with him in it and he was great. Any way we can get this Chris Farley guy to be in it too?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Hmm, seems like he's dead. There's this Josh Gad kid though, lets get him. Same thing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "I really don't get this Wreck-It Ralph thing. I haven't seen it, but is there a way we can make something better?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Instead of some dumb fucking cartoon, lets set it in big city with tons of special effects and get someone hilarious to star in it." ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "Mmm, yeah, that Adam Sandler guy seems pretty damn funny. I was just watching a Saturday Night Live with him in it and he was great. Any way we can get this Chris Farley guy to be in it too?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Hmm, seems like he's dead. There's this Josh Gad kid though, lets get him. Same thing!" The whole movie is basically the Futurama episode "Anthology of Interest 2" from almost 15 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 How could you improve on Wreck-It Ralph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roofiethebutcher Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "I really don't get this Wreck-It Ralph thing. I haven't seen it, but is there a way we can make something better?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Instead of some dumb fucking cartoon, lets set it in big city with tons of special effects and get someone hilarious to star in it." ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "Mmm, yeah, that Adam Sandler guy seems pretty damn funny. I was just watching a Saturday Night Live with him in it and he was great. Any way we can get this Chris Farley guy to be in it too?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Hmm, seems like he's dead. There's this Josh Gad kid though, lets get him. Same thing!" The whole movie is basically the Futurama episode "Anthology of Interest 2" from almost 15 years ago. It is actually based on this video from 4 years ago https://youtu.be/ou8vRWTSsJo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I'm pretty sure the process was: Sony exec: Hey, Adam, isn't it time for you to inexplicably make us a couple hundred million dollars? Adam Sandler: Hold on, let me flip through the channels here for an idea. Hey, a cartoon about the future or something. hold on.. Sony exec: Got one? Adam Sandler: Yep. Sony exec: check's in the mail. Adam Sandler: [yawn] whatever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcosLoura Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Weren't those Sony email leaks full of: Sony exec 1: Dude, Adam Sandler sucks!!!! Oh my god Sone exec 2: Dude, I know!!! lol I thought they would stop producing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Weren't those Sony email leaks full of: Sony exec 1: Dude, Adam Sandler sucks!!!! Oh my god Sone exec 2: Dude, I know!!! lol I thought they would stop producing them. Just because it isn't good doesnt mean it isn't profitable, just because it is profitable doesn't mean it is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "I really don't get this Wreck-It Ralph thing. I haven't seen it, but is there a way we can make something better?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Instead of some dumb fucking cartoon, lets set it in big city with tons of special effects and get someone hilarious to star in it." ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #1: "Mmm, yeah, that Adam Sandler guy seems pretty damn funny. I was just watching a Saturday Night Live with him in it and he was great. Any way we can get this Chris Farley guy to be in it too?" ROTE SONY MOVIE EXEC #2: "Hmm, seems like he's dead. There's this Josh Gad kid though, lets get him. Same thing!" The whole movie is basically the Futurama episode "Anthology of Interest 2" from almost 15 years ago. Too bad Luhr isn't the one invading though, Omicron-Persei 8 ftw. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I seem to recall the anti-Sandler emails being from employees in Sony lower on the totem poll. As in, not executives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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