JohnnyJ Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 The best way to do a Sting/Taker match is to give each man 10 minutes to put on the most incredible entrances ever. Then, as they make their way to their ring. . . They shake hands. . . Declare each other the best for the entities they represent. . . Then have Sting ascend to the rafters, while Taker descends underneath the ring. No match. Just an introduction and farewell. END SCENE or... why not give taker 90% of the match. Put a returning Brad Maddox in there as the crooked ref. Taker finishes Sting off with the tombstone. Maddox counts a suspicious but perfectly legit three count. Out comes Bret Hart as the vigilante of the vigilante to right the supposed wrong. He restarts the match. Stinger splash...Scorpion deathdrop..1..2..3. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 "Let's do the Thelma and Louise ending!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 In order for this to work Rusev has to murder Cena. Then Brock can decide to avenge his former rival and come to the ring wearing Cena's jorts. HEARTS ON FI-RE! STRONG DE-SIRE! RAGES DEEP WITH-IN! Also... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 In order for this to work Rusev has to murder Cena. Then Brock can decide to avenge his former rival and come to the ring wearing Cena's jorts. HEARTS ON FI-RE! STRONG DE-SIRE! RAGES DEEP WITH-IN! Also... Brill. Outta likes for the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 BTW, fuck every if Bikertaker doesn't come out to wreck Bray. I don't even give a shit if he comes out to Rollin', just as long as he Ol' Booger Red returns. IT IS PROPHECY. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 BTW, fuck every if Bikertaker doesn't come out to wreck Bray. I don't even give a shit if he comes out to Rollin', just as long as he Ol' Booger Red returns. IT IS PROPHECY.Meanwhile the announcers bury him for some unknown reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 What prophecy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Why is Taker vs Sting such a dream match? Is it the black trench coats? I'd say the longest serving WWE wrestler vs. the guy who never left WCW like others did and two mysterious characters. How the hell is Sting mysterious in any way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Why is Taker vs Sting such a dream match? Is it the black trench coats? I'd say the longest serving WWE wrestler vs. the guy who never left WCW like others did and two mysterious characters. How the hell is Sting mysterious in any way? post + username synchronicity achieved. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted March 19, 2015 Author Share Posted March 19, 2015 Wait, there's a Prophecy about Sting now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm predicting Taker comes back as Bikertaker. That's my prophecy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 That "Never Summon the Dead" t-shirt suggests otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 As does the obvious reference to a religious Johnny Cash song the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 If that Cash song isn't his entrance music I'll be pissed. If it's not replaced by Katy Perry's Roar during the NBC replay special...also pissed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 It needs to be replaced with Timber by Pitbull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 They're all red herrings. Don't be rubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Furthermore, remember the video teaser vignettes that aired leading up to Bikertaker coming back? Yeah, a bunch of creepy fucking girls talking about a dude coming back from the dead. And out comes an American bad ass on a motorcycle throwing hambones and dropping punk cards. DON'T DENY ME MY DREAM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 It's a crime that big-man workers only become really good right as they pass their physical peaks a lot of the time. 'Taker, Mark Henry, Big Show...it's a bummer, man. If I read this thread the week after the show and it turns out that Biker Taker shows up dishing out soupbones and beating up and kidnapping Bray before stranding him in the desert somewhere, I'm definitely going to hit up the replay to see it. KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 It's a crime that big-man workers only become really good right as they pass their physical peaks a lot of the time. 'Taker, Mark Henry, Big Show...it's a bummer, man. If I read this thread the week after the show and it turns out that Biker Taker shows up dishing out soupbones and beating up and kidnapping Bray before stranding him in the desert somewhere, I'm definitely going to hit up the replay to see it. KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' If he doesn't come out as he debuted in 1990, sans Brother Love and long hair obviously, then the whole thing is a fucking waste. I'll never get the appeal of BikerTaker. He comes back as a redneck biker like DOA? Fuck that. Give me zombie funeral director Undertaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 No black leather batwing cape, no peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Grumpy old man Undertaker dishing out soupbones, bitching about the young'uns coming into his yard like they own the damn place, and ditching Big Show in the desert with no water just to teach him some character > Zombie Wild West Undertaker who draws power from the souls trapped in his demon-spawned urn and puts defeated wrestlers in bodybags. Just barely, man, but it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Can we all at least agree he needs a shirt circa the 90s gear as opposed to singlet/tights that accentuate his "perfectly normal but not a great look" old man body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Can we all at least agree he needs a shirt circa the 90s gear as opposed to singlet/tights that accentuate his "perfectly normal but not a great look" old man body? I'd rather he get rid of the Chuck Liddell mohawk more than anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My favorite Taker look was with the purple gloves, long flowing black hair, and pale make up tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonidas Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Also not sure why they aren't doing Sting / Taker or even HHH/Bray vs Taker/Sting. Really really really really really want Lesnar to stay. Then I really really really really really really want Lesnar vs Bryan, Lesnar vs Rusev and if miracles are real Lesnar vs Cesaro in a competitive match. I will settle for 2/3. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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