Contentious C Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 They're certainly not going to call it the Purple Burglar Alarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoae Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 We had four kids (all daughters). If I'd suggested having five, I feel certain my wife would have only let me into bed once I was wearing a beekeeper outfit. Or maybe one of those hazmat suits employees wear when working around hazardous waste. I'd like to think separating my penis into five pieces would not have been up for discussion, but I'm probably being overly optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoae Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) Double post. Edited September 20, 2021 by Eoae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 I'm not good at a lot but I can roast the hell out of a bird We had family staying with us from overseas and that was as much pretext as I needed to make a turkey dinner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbarrie Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Zimbra said: We had family staying with us from overseas and that was as much pretext as I needed to make a turkey dinner. It's Thanksgiving weekend. Why would you need any pretext? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 10/9/2021 at 10:04 PM, Zimbra said: I'm not good at a lot but I can roast the hell out of a bird This sentence is very funny if you're English. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 So this happened... It was a good Thanksgiving weekend. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I think I speak for many of us when I say IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Congrats man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 (edited) Well, CSC, at least that explains your hiatus from XBox game play. You have been working like a slave to pay for that GIGANTIC ROCK~! Congratulations, bro! My interview for the promotion seemed to go really well. Now we play the waiting game. Patience is not my virtue. Edited December 3, 2021 by J.T. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbarrie Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 32 minutes ago, J.T. said: My interview for the promotion seemed to go really well. Now we play the waiting game. Patience is not my virtue. You should play Hungry, Hungry Hippos instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, J.T. said: Well, CSC, at least that explains your hiatus from XBox game play. You have been working like a slave to pay for that GIGANTIC ROCK~! Congratulations, bro! My interview for the promotion seemed to go really well. Now we play the waiting game. Patience is not my virtue. Good luck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 (edited) Thanks, dudes! I think it is all but a done deal, but I can't trust it until there is a new SF-50 form added to my personnel record. Edited December 9, 2021 by J.T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 And I got the SF-50 yesterday at the office holiday party so my promotion is official. Effective 2 January. 14 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLSigman Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 hours ago, J.T. said: And I got the SF-50 yesterday at the office holiday party so my promotion is official. Effective 2 January. Congrats!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatling Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 8 hours ago, J.T. said: And I got the SF-50 yesterday at the office holiday party so my promotion is official. Effective 2 January. Congratulations!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 10 hours ago, J.T. said: And I got the SF-50 yesterday at the office holiday party so my promotion is official. Effective 2 January. Congratulations! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 16 hours ago, J.T. said: And I got the SF-50 yesterday at the office holiday party so my promotion is official. Effective 2 January. Congrats, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 21 hours ago, J.T. said: And I got the SF-50 yesterday at the office holiday party so my promotion is official. Effective 2 January. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Thanks guys. The end of this year has been pretty humbling because it is the exact opposite of the end of the horror that was 2020. Bad times don't last forever, guys. I am proof. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Life is crazy. Today is my wife and I’s 16th anniversary. Seven kids later and we still here. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 On 12/31/2021 at 2:09 PM, Lawful Metal said: Life is crazy. Today is my wife and I’s 16th anniversary. Seven kids later and we still here. That's awesome, dude! I am sad that my happy anniversary wishes are so late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Sweet Jesus I have enough trouble with one kid and a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 After months of unemployment I finally got a job, which is nice. What was extra nice was getting a voicemail from my future boss telling me that she was very happy and excited that I accepted and that she was looking forward to working with me. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 There are a mated pair of cranes that live next to our office that frequently stroll by where our windows are. For the past few weeks we've only been seeing one of them, so we got worried something happened to its mate. Nope, they both popped up again today with pair of fuzzy little crane chicks in tow. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 On 5/3/2022 at 1:51 PM, Zimbra said: There are a mated pair of cranes that live next to our office that frequently stroll by where our windows are. For the past few weeks we've only been seeing one of them, so we got worried something happened to its mate. Nope, they both popped up again today with pair of fuzzy little crane chicks in tow. I got a picture yesterday. They're noticeably larger and darker than they were a couple days ago so apparently cranes grow fast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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