RIPPA Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 In Stockton's defense, he has not, to the best of my knowledge, responded to criticism of his terrible announcing by publicly telling fans "fuck you." Oh yeah - its definitely a combo of the easy excuse since Goldberg attacked fans and he hasn't been around forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Now if I can just bait Joe Buck into cursing at me on twitter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 My favourite thing Goldberg got yelled at for was when he called a pass to a receiver who wasn't even on either of the teams involved in that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 No, the best part was when he called a batted down pass when the QB had actually tucked the ball in and was running. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I'm almost sorry I missed all this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 And as regular as clockwork, as surely as the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor... Here it is: Panthers CB Kelvin Benjamin did not know there are ties in the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I liked when Brando used to get to do one college game a year for CBS. Definite upgrade over Mike "Bridgewater was looking for Golden Tate" Goldberg. And yet - Dick Stockton - who made a billion mistakes... again... including mixing up Larry Fitzgerald and Desean Jackson (who are on two different teams) and calling a play that was 8 yards short of the marker a first down. But he is old so apparently he can't be replaced. Goldberg did the same thing, with Bridgewater apparently attempting to complete passes to Golden Tate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 And as regular as clockwork, as surely as the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor... Here it is: Panthers CB Kelvin Benjamin did not know there are ties in the NFL And you didn't know Kelvin Benjamin is a WR, not a cornerback. But you're still good people in my book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 And as regular as clockwork, as surely as the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor... Here it is: Panthers CB Kelvin Benjamin did not know there are ties in the NFL And you didn't know Kelvin Benjamin is a WR, not a cornerback. But you're still good people in my book! Yeah Kelvin apparently just stayed above the Deion rule at FSU which isn't surprising given some of the football players they recruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 And as regular as clockwork, as surely as the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor... Here it is: Panthers CB Kelvin Benjamin did not know there are ties in the NFL Another fine product of the Donovan McNabb NFL Rules for Dummies course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I thought of Donovan too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Giants sign WR Kevin Ogletree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 This might be a dumbass question, so I apologize in advance, but I don't usually check anything but wrestling here: do we have a fantasy football thread of any sort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Right below the pinned topics is the "DVDVR 2014 Fantasy Football Catch-All" thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Damn, how is there no audio of Goldy calling the football game? Part of me also thinks this was his way to get out of doing future football broadcasts. I'm sure some idiot at Fox tried getting Joe Rogan to do it as well not even realizing that Joe knows next to nothing about football. I almost wish Joe would do it just for the hilarity of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Lucia Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Damn, how is there no audio of Goldy calling the football game? Part of me also thinks this was his way to get out of doing future football broadcasts. I'm sure some idiot at Fox tried getting Joe Rogan to do it as well not even realizing that Joe knows next to nothing about football. I almost wish Joe would do it just for the hilarity of it. Not to shill, but here you go Craiggers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Wow. That was brutal to listen to. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Ed Werder says Vontaze Burfict has been fined $25,000 for pretending he's Kurt Angle with Cam Newton and Greg Olsen Next time he'll be sent to the Principal's office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 For reference, dunking over a goalpoast in a TD celebration will get you $30k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Ed Werder says Vontaze Burfict has been fined $25,000 for pretending he's Kurt Angle with Cam Newton and Greg Olsen Next time he'll be sent to the Principal's office. For reference, dunking over a goalpoast in a TD celebration will get you $30k. So $12,500 per ankle landed on, and another $5,000 for endangering the wrist of the dunking arm. It all makes sense when you break it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 For reference, dunking over a goalpoast in a TD celebration will get you $30k. Hey, at least this fine was more than for wearing the wrong headphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Right below the pinned topics is the "DVDVR 2014 Fantasy Football Catch-All" thread. Oh my gosh I'm so embarrassed, no idea how I missed that. Thanks bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 A bunch of douchebag getting fined for looking like total assholes doesn't bother me too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 For reference, dunking over a goalpoast in a TD celebration will get you $30k. Also stealing underwear and cologne will get you the same fine by your team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GojiColin Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) More Brutal then Mike Goldberg's announcing, more embarrassing then the Buc's loss it's... Top of the Bottom Week 4!!! 1) 0-6 Jacksonville 2) 0-5 Oakland 3) 1-5 Tampa 4) 1-5 Washington 5) 1-5 New York Jets 6) 1-4 St. Luis 7) 2-4 Tennessee 8) 2-4 Minnesota 9) 2-4 Atlanta 10) 2-3 Kansas City In light of Columbus Day and both Washington and Kansas City being on the list, I dub this the "Treating Indigenous People Poorly" edition of TotB! First off, let me apologize to fans of the New York Jets, as somehow I managed to omit them from the list last week. Don't worry guys, you belong here! I have to say with a 1.5 win difference between first and sixth place this is quite the exciting race! Kansas City joins the list, but you have to wonder if they are like Chicago and Indy where they are just passing by or are they destined to contend for the Goodell? And last but not least I have to give a shout out to my beloved Buccaneers for playing like a zero-win team despite having a victory; that's the spirit boys! So tune in next week to find out who's still allergic to winning! *Edited because apparently I was allergic to putting the word 'City' in Kansas City* Edited October 16, 2014 by GojiColin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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