Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I think Cena working a long-haired hippie gimmick could be awesome. Instead of preaching about "Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect" he could give promos about how his newly dubbed Chain Commune should practice "Peace, Love, and Oneness." He could eventually become really persuasive and eventually take his message to the streets amassing a cult-like following of long-haired, disheveled wrestlers. Except it wouldn't be a cult. It would be an army. A Hobo Army. Cena's Hippie Hobo Army could fight for Vince to gain control of the WWE back from HHH and Steph and their corporate champion Orton. They would eventually win when one of the Hippie Hobo Army slips Orton some edibles and he gets his third strike. I mean, it basically writes itself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Suddenly Corey Graves' look makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcellenceofAirPollution Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 This is better. I totally thought this was James Le Gros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 In 20 minutes, Raw replay is on Mun2, Global is on ESPN Classic, and lucha of an undetermined type is on Time Warner Deportes (it's "Lucha Libre Mexicana"). This makes me feel like it's '98 all over again. EDIT: Oh, and Main Event is on Ion. DAMN~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 So... Jesse Sorenson has a new shirt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Hulk Hogan is developing a movie about his life. We can only hope that it includes some of his more egregious lies (for example, Undertaker dropping him on his head in 1974). http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/07/hulk-hogan-movie-biopic/#ixzz2bKaUy98k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 In Hulk's defense, nine-year-old Mark Callaway was sloppy as fuck. Shit. Why did I look that up. Now I have to deal with the fact that I'm only a few years younger than Undertaker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Hmm. I'd meant to mock Piranesi, but it looks more like Nelson is laughing at my avatar. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Sup gramps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Hulk Hogan is developing a movie about his life. We can only hope that it includes some of his more egregious lies (for example, Undertaker dropping him on his head in 1974). http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/07/hulk-hogan-movie-biopic/#ixzz2bKaUy98k I'm really, really hoping that he takes a Howard Stern Private Parts approach and plays himself through the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Sup gramps? That's Respected Message-Board (former...damn you Jae!) "Likes" Leader, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 If it doesn't include a scene where he kills Andre with the famous bodyslam, I'll be pissed. I also would like a scene where he turns down Metallica offering them a place in their band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 If it doesn't include a scene where he kills Andre with the famous bodyslam, I'll be pissed. I also would like a scene where he turns down Metallica offering them a place in their band. Not to mention his phone call with George Bush Sr. about going over to end the first Gulf War. Has to be in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Who's going to play John Belushi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Jim Belushi doing motion capture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 So which would you rather sit through, Santa with Muscles or Hogan's self produced bio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 So which would you rather sit through, Santa with Muscles or Hogan's self produced bio? Depends on whether they get Daniel Gilchrist to play Andre again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 NO HOLDS BARRED 3D IMAX EXPERIENCE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 So which would you rather sit through, Santa with Muscles or Hogan's self produced bio? Honestly? The "making of" the second one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 If it doesn't include a scene where he kills Andre with the famous bodyslam, I'll be pissed.Would that be the bodyslam where he tore his back/lats/biceps/pecs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I'd go all Riki Oh with that shit Let me write your movie Terry I love you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Unless I missed it, everyone is sleeping on the real news... See No Evil 2!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 See No Evil 2: Still Can't See It. Maybe this time they'll be able to include the giant dong Vince thought was a great idea for the first one. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I envy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Apologies if this was posted but WWE.com has a fun article about the history of the Riberia Steakhouse. Has quotes from the usuals as well as Hansen, Dreamer, Animal, and, curiously enough, Cabana. http://www.wwe.com/classics/inside-ribera-steakhouse-26137247/page-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Needs the numerous home runs hit in the Little League World Series, possibly even some cameos by Cher, Drew Barrymore and Pamela Anderson also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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