mco543 1,381 Posted June 2, 2014 You guys are missing out on what made Lana amazing tonight. She had a pocket square with her little jacket. It was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piranesi 15,851 Posted June 2, 2014 Are your pants ruined again? Let me check. SON OF A...WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH????? AM I IN THE LEFTOVERS????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rehabilitated Rick 1,916 Posted June 2, 2014 You guys are truly under-appreciating Big-E's new singlet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 14,334 Posted June 2, 2014 Are your pants ruined again?Let me check. SON OF A...WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH?????AM I IN THE LEFTOVERS?????Just gathering relevant data to try and help solve this mystery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supremebve 4,970 Posted June 2, 2014 I hope this isn't a PPV spoiler, but I'll put it in spoiler tags just in case...Lana's skirt fits extremely well. I'm taking it as an admission that she wants to have my children. I'm taking it as an admission that She wants to watch Rusev shoot on you and beat you within an inch of your life.Unless she has bodyguards for that sort of thing, of course. This is the internet, the only place in the world(other than my own mind) where a woman who looks like that would ever want to have my children. At least humor me man, damn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dolfan in NYC 14,475 Posted June 2, 2014 I hope this isn't a PPV spoiler, but I'll put it in spoiler tags just in case...Lana's skirt fits extremely well. I'm taking it as an admission that she wants to have my children. I'm taking it as an admission that She wants to watch Rusev shoot on you and beat you within an inch of your life.Unless she has bodyguards for that sort of thing, of course. For making me read this and the rest of these stupid posts, I should ruin both of your lives by replying to this the way I would with my other gay friends around. I should. But won't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piranesi 15,851 Posted June 2, 2014 I'm still waiting to hear if Fowler needs me to send him my data. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 14,334 Posted June 2, 2014 We're still collating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raziel 7,960 Posted June 2, 2014 Someone send Piransei a Batista pic of tonight STAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 14,334 Posted June 2, 2014 What the hell is he wearing? Seriously, wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mco543 1,381 Posted June 2, 2014 He looks like a generic knock-off dollar store Batista action figure. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebbie 826 Posted June 2, 2014 I don't know what he was wearing, but what a fabulous color. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
just drew 1,674 Posted June 2, 2014 What the hell is he wearing? Seriously, wow.I believe those are rash guards. so you don't get mat burn. You get 3 sets of them in the BJJ starters kit, with an Affliction shirt and a shitty attitude... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eikerir 395 Posted June 2, 2014 Batista is playing Sin Cara now? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra Commander 1,884 Posted June 2, 2014 The best Wrestling music videos that never happened (or never could have happened due to a difference between the song and the wrestler)? Black Hole Sun for Jake Roberts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattdangerously 6,515 Posted June 2, 2014 Batista looked like an angry blueberry tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 14,334 Posted June 2, 2014 Guys, I had another one of my blackouts. I'm trying to remember what was the last thing I saw/heard. Let's see. I remember Lana coming out on the stage...I remember her saying something..."something something your pathetic insignificance....something something...I laugh at your...something...need the grip of a strong hand"[then the blackness] Any ideas what might be happening here? We have a preliminary report: When Lana begins speaking of Putin and Rusev, you naturally feel fear, causing a severe panic attack, where you simultaneously empty your bladder and pass out. At least, that's the working theory. Try to think happy thoughts when you are next confronted by Lana. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piranesi 15,851 Posted June 2, 2014 Who are Putin and Rusev? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,384 Posted June 2, 2014 Her pet murderhounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 14,334 Posted June 2, 2014 Damn, we need a new hypothesis! I just can't come up with any other possibilities. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piranesi 15,851 Posted June 2, 2014 I'll send you the pants. Do you have one of those CSI ovens that spins around and identifies fluids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skelemania 401 Posted June 2, 2014 It would be cool if the wrestling thread talked about wrestling instead of non-funny, waste-of-time bullshit. 16 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victator 4,637 Posted June 2, 2014 nothing stopping you from starting. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOTNW 383 Posted June 2, 2014 And what was the common demonitator in both situations? I wonder who that could beThe WWE Title?I like to bash Triple H as much as the next guy but hasnt he been public about how vocal he was not to go after Rock/Hogan? Both him and Jericho have been saying for years that the fought it until the 11th hour.There was a clip on botchamania I think that showed him saying the title match should've gone last in one interview and then immediately after showing a clip from another interview where he said the exact opposite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucky 157 Posted June 2, 2014 It would be cool if the wrestling thread talked about wrestling instead of non-funny, waste-of-time bullshit. oh shit I didn't realize we were in the wrestling thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
