Spontaneous Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 i still randomly do Hall's little strut I very often walk into work doing the Razor entrance, the sideways hand deal like you're sliding in. I'm not the only one! Yes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DouglasC Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 So um, Abdullah the Butcher is now on the hook for $2.3 million dollars. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-wrestler-hannibal-wins-2-3m-hepatitis-c-lawsuit-1.2663253 I don't think I'll have a more surreal moment this year than when I'm channel surfing past CBC News, only to see video of Abdullah bleeding all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I don't do the Shield entrance or the Razor strut, but last year when I had to renew my license, I installed a trap door and some flame rigging so that I could enter like Gangrel. The DMV ladies were unimpressed as per usual. Sigh. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I don't do the Shield entrance or the Razor strut, but last year when I had to renew my license, I installed a trap door and some flame rigging so that I could enter like Gangrel. The DMV ladies were unimpressed as per usual. Sigh. Amateur hour. I do the Shawn Michaels WrestleMania 12 entrance everyday at work. What a ride!!!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 No wrestling theme ever can compete with humming the Imperial March while walking with purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 No wrestling theme ever can compete with humming the Imperial March while walking with purpose. I'll say the Stone Cold theme comes pretty damn close. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I don't do the Shield entrance or the Razor strut, but last year when I had to renew my license, I installed a trap door and some flame rigging so that I could enter like Gangrel. The DMV ladies were unimpressed as per usual. Sigh. Amateur hour. I do the Shawn Michaels WrestleMania 12 entrance everyday at work. What a ride!!!!!! ....nah, I'll pass on making an Owen joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 My cousin and I got ridiculously smashed at my sister's wedding. I was later informed that he and I spent much of the night "Scott Hall Walkin'" on the dance floor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Now I want to convince a co-worker to do the HBK/Diesel pose whenever we clock in together. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Sometimes I get really close to trying to do Mr. Perfect's gum swat. I'll think about it really hard. My hand will twitch. I'll get ready to try it. But then I just get too scared. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Nobody's perfect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I have done the Ric Flair hair smooth/strut combo more than once. Not the drunk-jerky-bad-hip-looking strut that old man Ric started to do, I'm talking vintage early 80's king-of-the-fucking-sport strut. This is made all the better by the fact that I often do it while with my children in public to embarrass them and the fact that I have no hair to smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I also make random Macho Man hand mannerisms from time to time for no reason, usually alone at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I also make random Macho Man hand mannerisms from time to time for no reason, usually alone at home. I often find myself doing that. I also like to say "Thinkin' thinkin' yeah" in the Randy voice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Oh, yeah, I'll legit go 2-3 days of speaking only like Randy Savage. Not a joke. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 No wrestling theme ever can compete with humming the Imperial March while walking with purpose. Unless Johnny Cash's Ain't No Grave counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I like to do the Undertaker entrance from one side of Target to the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMDRAGON Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I've been known to yell "BREAK IT DOWN" and hum the DX theme while doing Tyson's awkward crotch-chop after causing my team to lose various recreational games. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I like to do the Undertaker entrance from one side of Target to the other. So it takes you two hours to get from Sporting Goods to Menswear? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMN Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 No wrestling theme ever can compete with humming the Imperial March while walking with purpose. I'll say the Stone Cold theme comes pretty damn close. This. Sometimes my mind will just do it to me, like, on it's own. Mental glass will shatter, and I'll start walking like I'm going to go beat the shit out of someone. Iron Man also works. Sometimes I get really close to trying to do Mr. Perfect's gum swat. I'll think about it really hard. My hand will twitch. I'll get ready to try it. But then I just get too scared. My brother and I are trying to work out the towel flip that he used to do with Heenan, but doing it so that it goes over both our shoulders and the one standing behind catches it behind his back. I also make random Macho Man hand mannerisms from time to time for no reason, usually alone at home. I catch myself twirling my fingers for no apparent reason all the time. I've also caught myself doing Christian's 'gaze out over audience, pound chest' thing, too. Also, clapping to get the imaginary crowd in my head fired up >_> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I like to do the Undertaker entrance from one side of Target to the other. So it takes you two hours to get from Sporting Goods to Menswear? If security doesn't ask me to leave for weirding people out first, yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Sometimes I get really close to trying to do Mr. Perfect's gum swat. I'll think about it really hard. My hand will twitch. I'll get ready to try it. But then I just get too scared. My brother and I are trying to work out the towel flip that he used to do with Heenan, but doing it so that it goes over both our shoulders and the one standing behind catches it behind his back. Godspeed to you both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Oh, yeah, I'll legit go 2-3 days of speaking only like Randy Savage. Not a joke. NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 YOUR MUSTACHE IS CROOKED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Nothin means nothin! I just realized I'm about to pitch a script to a classroom mostly full of strangers while wearing a Macho Man shirt. This will win the competition for me because they'll know this dude keeps it real 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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