Swift Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Deadspin's version of March Madness - http://deadspin.com/who-are-the-bitchiest-most-defensive-fans-in-america-1542968511 Should get people talking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Only thing missing are Twilight fans and Miley Cyrus fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I had no idea what was meant by Glassholes. I was like "Philip Glass fans?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 That's okay - I had no fucking clue what Team Breezy was and that is one of their #1 seeds And there is no way the Politico Commenter bracket ends well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Are bronies not a thing anymore or why are they excluded? I belong to at least 3 or 4 of those groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 DC Natives shouldn't be on here, the people who claim to be DC natives should be on here twice. I'm a DMV transplant, and DC Natives tend to be the only non-obnoxious people around here. The people they seem to be describing are people who moved here for some political job, and try to impress their friends who came to visit from Missouri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 All in on St. Louis Cardinal fans. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Remember, behind most of these horrible groups is an even bigger horrible that makes money by feeding them. Except Cardinals fans who are the salt of the earth. It's not about profits with the St. Louis Cardinals. IT'S ABOUT PLAYING THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Remember, behind most of these horrible groups is an even bigger horrible that makes money by feeding them. Except Cardinals fans who are the salt of the earth. It's not about profits with the St. Louis Cardinals. IT'S ABOUT PLAYING THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY!!!!!! Are you sure you aren't talking about the Braves? That team seems to be hell bent on abolishing fun from baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Are bronies not a thing anymore or why are they excluded? I belong to at least 3 or 4 of those groups. Maybe didn't want to make light of recent news items? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I was gonna say Blues fans but they turn up every game dressed as empty seats and that takes commitment. Are CM Punk fans in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 The good thing is that the only guy who really registered that for this year's march madness is poor Dank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Are bronies not a thing anymore or why are they excluded? I belong to at least 3 or 4 of those groups. Team Breezy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Bitcoin enthusiasts are a 1 seed in the bitchy NIT. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Soccer fans as #1 seed is absurd. It seems like an olive branch to all the other asshole groups in that bracket or something. Is anyone running into obnoxious soccer evangelists? In numbers comparable to any of the other seeds? Although it's funny to put them in round 1 against "Redkins name-change people" since all the people who somehow think soccer fans are a threat to something? probably also think changing the name is an Obama plot to de-masculinize our menfolk. I will be super hurt if CARDINALS NATION doesn't make it past Kobe Bryant fans and have to admit that no one even really cares about our heel run. Fittingly we may end up the Randy Orton's of the tournament. FUCK am I already jonesing for March madness or what? DAMN YOU JAEDMC!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 And there is no way the Politico Commenter bracket ends well Since I probably have disdain for every single group in that bracket, the only way it doesn't end well is if everything proceeds in a calm and civilized manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Nobodies putting marijuana users over 9/11 truthers are they? 9/11 truthers generally do have a better work rate. Also there is no way this poll has the finish that March Madness had. No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 If there is one thing Cardigan fans deserve, it is to win this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Are bronies not a thing anymore or why are they excluded? I belong to at least 3 or 4 of those groups. We should all compete here to see which of us honestly belongs the greatest number of all the groups. Seriously, if you soften the definitions a little, I think I can get up to 15 for myself. That's maybe something I should look into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I think if you're gonna talk up how many groups you belong to, you have to list 'em all out. Hell, I'll go first: Soccer fans (Best sport in the world) Redskins Name Change People (If you disagree, you're a racist) Sabermetricians (Wouldn't really call myself that, but I'm a devotee of modern thinking, and "clutch" stats are bullshit) Edward Snowden fans (Not gonna say he's the smartest guy in the world, but the dude was trying to make things better) Marijuana Reform Advocates (Don't even like smoking the stuff, personally, but there's no damned reason it should be illegal) Video Gamers (don't really call myself a hardcore gamer, but yeah, there's not a 24 hour period that goes by without me cursing someone out on GTA online) Trekkies (Abrams is a punk) Chicagoans (Suck it up, you pussy tourists. The cold is good for you. Where do I live now? California. Why do you ask?) Beer Snobs (AKA, people who like GOOD beer) Cat Owners ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Beer Snobs is definitely my dark horse candidate. I mean, I like craft beer. Usually at parties in my circle of friends, everyone brings a sixpack or two of something interesting and we all trade around. And then when I go to the local dive bar I drink the $2 pints of Miller Lite, cause that's alright too. I have a friend who can't even go to the local dive bar any more cause his girlfriend is a beer snob who won't drink a pint that costs less than $6. They will seriously go on hour-long drives to go to brew pubs and shit. I mean, I'll drive an hour to an event that includes drinking, like a sporting event or concert, but drive an hour just to drink beer? When there's a bar literally a ten-minute walk away? Plus the Philadelphia Daily News beer columnist constantly condescends to anyone who would even think of drinking macrobrews then has the nerve to call himself "Joe Sixpack". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I think the problem with Marijuana reform people is that most of them seem to have nothing that defines them beyond "I like marijuana". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Marijuana Reform Advocates (Don't even like smoking the stuff, personally, but there's no damned reason it should be illegal) Marijuana reform activists are such bitches that disappointing them is a sufficient reason for keeping it illegal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I'm not sure if it's good enough to just agree with a group or like them...maybe you have to be regularly vocal in your sentiments to count. Or maybe you have to share the specifically negative trait listed. If you just need to be "with them" generally in spirit, then I have: Soccer fans Redskins Name-Change People St. Louis Cardinals Fans All Hockey Fans Edward Snowden fans Marijuana reform advocates Dawkins-style hardcore atheists "Prestige" tv fans Dylan lovers Video Gamers Woody Allen Disciples (this is contingent on whether they are saying you need to believe his innocence or whether this is a film nerd thing) Star Wars Buffs Cat owners Apple Fanboys If you have to be vocal about it, or make it a major part of your identity, then I'm down to a smaller list. Like, I don't really "preach" about any of this stuff, apart from the MLB thread every October. Like, things I've actually had conversations about where I try to advocate for something would be down to just: Soccer fans St. Louis Cardinals fans Edward Snowden fans Apple fanboys I think I've been obnoxious/pretentious/incessant on at least one occasion about these four in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Redskins name change and View Askewniverse. Not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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