Dolfan in NYC Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Live from Las Vegas.... Sunday, February 11.... 6:30 PM ET SUPER BOWL LVIII The Kansas City Chiefs vs. The San Francisco 49ers (-1) In honor of this year's game, our superb owl is one of the few owls native to the Vegas area, THE BURROWING OWL~~~ Watching this it becomes clear, Isiah Pacheco has clearly patterned his running style after this magnificent bird. Enjoy the game! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cobra Commander Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 46 minutes ago, Pete said: DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. there's also the whole "Chiefs playing a playoff game in the Raiders stadium before the Raiders do" thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Built on an ancient Indian burial ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I’m rooting for the Niners. I find Taylor inoffensive but Mahomes and Kelce are insufferable. Fuck them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Sheldon Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I'm for Usher in this game. KC and SF can put some Chapstick on their lips to kiss my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Only reason I'm going for SF is because of Kittle with his Cero Miedo love. Aside from that I'm just hoping for more wacky commercials that don't suck and good halftime show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I want to find out if State Farm will let you bundle in bicycle theft coverage after Deebo goes for 200+ yards and 4TDs 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I want Brock Purdy to win a Super Bowl and thus single-handedly destroy the entire Draft Analysis Industry once and for all as he becomes the living proof that it’s a crapshoot and everyone’s basically just blind guessing 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted February 1 Author Share Posted February 1 15 hours ago, BobbyWhioux said: I want Brock Purdy to win a Super Bowl and thus single-handedly destroy the entire Draft Analysis Industry once and for all as he becomes the living proof that it’s a crapshoot and everyone’s basically just blind guessing If he ever passed the ball more than 10 yards, sure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dolfan in NYC said: If he ever passed the ball more than 10 yards, sure. Purdy led the NFL in air yards per attempt among guys who actually played. https://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/advanced-stats-qb.php He was 4th in attempts that traveled 10+ yards and led the NFL in attempts that traveled 20+. Edited February 1 by Tabe 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 1 hour ago, Dolfan in NYC said: If he ever passed the ball more than 10 yards, sure. As much as it pains me to say something nice about Purdy, I do think that has been something oft repeated about him but not actually true. In 2023 he was #2 in the NFL in Air Yards Per Completion (at 7.2 yards) and #8 in attempted air yards per attempt (https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2023/passing_advanced.htm). I found conflicting rankings on different sites but all had him in the Top 10, some #1 depending on how the math was done. Some of that I do think is A LOT of teams were doing those WR screens this year, not just the 49ers, it was the "it" play of 2023 which probably impacted everyone's numbers. And a lot of his highlights are the screens to Deebo or CMC but he did throw deeper than most other QBs on average. EDIT: aww Tabe beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 (edited) I'd normally root for San Fran since they're the Dead's team. Bob Weir is a mega fan. But after all these Taylor Swift psy-op conspiracy theories I'm seeing from the far right lunatics, I'm leaning towards KC. Edited February 2 by Johnny Sorrow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I really don't like the Chiefs and never have, but I dislike the Niners even more and I'm a...Taylor Swift fan... Yeah yeah, whatever. I don't care. I like her music. I'm old and I'm allowed to like some commercialized, mainstream pop music. Plus, if the Chiefs win, like Johnny said, all of the right wing nutjobs will lose their fucking minds if Swift can make it to the game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Wasn't there a Raw in the Stone Cold era where the whole show, it was this race to see if he'd make it to the arena before the end of the show? Am I making that up? Anyway, they need cameras on Swift leaving Japan to see if she can make it to Vegas before the end of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister TV Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, Log said: Wasn't there a Raw in the Stone Cold era where the whole show, it was this race to see if he'd make it to the arena before the end of the show? Am I making that up? Anyway, they need cameras on Swift leaving Japan to see if she can make it to Vegas before the end of the game. CBS is going to go all out with Swift's travels from Tokyo to Las Vegas, I bet they'll have Phil Keoghan from The Amazing Race host the segments during the pre-game show. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Swift's travel people need to get Hulk Hogan on as a consultant. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Sheldon Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Or Phil Collins. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 8 minutes ago, Travis Sheldon said: Or Phil Collins. There's a new Concord right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 6 hours ago, Log said: Wasn't there a Raw in the Stone Cold era where the whole show, it was this race to see if he'd make it to the arena before the end of the show? Am I making that up? Anyway, they need cameras on Swift leaving Japan to see if she can make it to Vegas before the end of the game. Maybe? There's definitely a very infamous Nitro that involved whether or not Goldberg could walk across the street from the police station to the Georgia Dome in a half hour or so in time for the main event. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Purdy stepped up and ran for those first downs in that game which is something I’ve seen recent MVPs refuse to do with the game on the line. Then blame the coach. And more recently I saw Dak do something similar. I don’t care wtf else he does or doesn’t do, it was a breath of fresh air to see a quarterback do something he doesn’t normally do to help win a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex Machine Gun Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 As far as I'm concerned, Purdy's produced a season and a half (counting playoff games) of showing he's a guy. Yes, his team is absurdly talented around him, it's kind of why they're in the Super Bowl after only injuries thwarted them last year. Dude's going to play well and it'll be a competitive game. Maybe. The Niners have come out flat in two straight playoff games and needed a comeback to win. Both wins were against teams where, in the case of my dear Packers you had the youngest team to ever make the playoffs. I don't think the moment overwhelmed them but a squad as fucking good as the Niners should have throttled us. The Lions had an unbelievable level of pressure on them if you think about it but even then the came out and fucked UP the Niners early on. Problem is, they were also an inexperienced opponent for the level of competition they'd reached. Point is the Niners didn't just stomp these teams into dust like you'd think, at home even! Chiefs come out and punch the Niners in the mouth *and* yambag simultaneously during the first half. The difference now is the Chiefs know how to put away another team and will *excel* at this through the running game. Mahomes/Kelce hook up once but Pacheco will be their second half closer. I like variety, but I see an indisputable Chiefs "team of the decade" dynasty thing happening. It won't be insane like the Patriots, more like the Cowboys without the crashing and burning after their third championship. Dangit though, the Niners are also in the mix for another year at least so I'll go ahead and predict a rematch next year too. (hope next year is Packers/Browns so a team can finally make the championship and also so the Packers will be uber-babyfaces) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 The 49ers have looked flat in big games but I’m about ready to write it off Bill Belichik style. If it’s, I don’t know, 28-3, the 49ers don’t panic. They just keep playing and usually win. If they get blown out they go on to Buffalo. Only a Kyle Shanahan X and O disaster can stop them IMO, which I wouldn’t rule out even though he does seem to have learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Sting driving the ambulance to the arena is the GOAT live wrestling event race. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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