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Thanks, Quill, now I have to explain to my daughter what "nutsack" means and why you don't say it in public.

EDIT: There's more film thoughts below the cut. I just accidentally nested spoilers instead of having the discrete batches I wanted and the editor hinders more than helps in correcting this. @J.T. I totally agree on Thanos. I still like the classic stuff, and his arc ended up coming around to more interesting stuff later, but then comics were comics and he kept coming more or less back to the classics. Film Thanos had way more to him. I particularly liked two things:

Someone else who refuses to speak English, like Bill Alfonso?

Man, y'all are sleeping on The Doctor of Style.

"Motherf-"

As if it wasn’t already ridiculous?

Double sex repellent if you combine that with a Bayley shirt.

That's $2000 sex repellent sirs

I dunno ... the novelty of him prancing about to "Rising Sun" would at least get some early mileage.

You know my friend, Bob Sacamano? He sells championship belts down in Battery Park. 40 bucks.

So with Infinity War pulling a $250 domestic opening, I think it's fair to say my tiebreak should just be lit on fire.

Boy this one lady is really pissy about me not stepping on her flowers

My wife is still pissed about the middle finger in Speed Racer.

That shit was great.

Infinity War was everything I wanted it to be and then some. I'm not sure if it's the best Marvel movie but it's certainly the most "HOLY SHIT that just happened" movie. And it was 2.5 hours of holy shits. I loved it.

Fine.

To hell with it, Zelina Vega. Bam, there you go. She's even on the SDL roster.

Or had his gynecology office in his basement.

Great way to get color though.

Hey, grown men were sobbing with this too! A couple things definitely affected me. Also, I think this is the first MCU movie that accurately depicted how powerful Strange, Thor and Wanda are. Maybe some of that is they were all still learning their powers in previous films. But it was definitely cool as fuck to see them tearing shit up. Honestly, I'd rank Ebony Maw pretty high on the villain list. The shit talking alone.. he is not someone who I could ever see shedding tears. He gives zero fucks.

Cass was doomed the moment he was split from Enzo. The dude could have the combined wit of Richard Pryor and George Carlin and speak seven languages and VKM would still scream "He's a hoss, he's 7ft tall!"

He'd probably be a heel which would automatically be a huge improvement.

Now you can look like an even classier dork when you bring one of those to a house show!

And the Chitauri Invasion, HYDRA revealed as controling SHIELD for decades and attempting to wipe every good person off the map and Ultron attempting an extinction level event were days at the office? Even with that, I'm cool with it in the long run. This is a job for Superman, and all that.

Eh, I get what you're saying but if you want to play politics then nobody should criticize WWE at all given that our own government kisses the Saudi's ass at every turn and looked the other way when it was revealed that most of the 9/11 attackers were radicalized in Saudi Arabia.

And then Roman loses to Thanos for the next 4 Avengers movies, but it's ok he's the hero because he calls Thanos a little bitch.

I already mentioned my thoughts on this earlier which you trolled. You clearly have anger and aggression issues, especially when someone says something mean about Seth Rollins, and I'd prefer to not discuss with you further. Thank you and goodbye.

I know what King Salmon is getting for xmas.

Gary Hart would have been a menacing choice... as long as he left the 80s in the 80s. Gary Hart vs Paul Heyman would have been a mad fun family feud.

My only gripe with the ending:

As opposed to putting big shards of glass on the same belt that's used as a prop to hit guys over the head with? It's kind of a wash there.

I enjoyed it more than the first, actually.

Hollywood Reporter, 2 years ago Yeah, nitpick because I said it was announced at Disney, but the point stands, to act like a couple movies coming out should be hidden knowledge that we're spoiling ourselves on is dumb.

I love that the header photo on Bix's most recent Deadspin article managed to catch both these guys in mid thigh slap.

Undertaker almost spiked Aiden English with that tombstone. Looked terribly unsafe. Maybe the booking of Roman is now so bad that it might actually be working and people feel bad for him. At the very least they want him to win so he can transition it to someone they do like. Also happy to see that the WWE is willing to give the Saudi fans shit finishes just like the Americans and Candians get. Saudis paid for an Authentic WWE experience and got it. Rusev was great. Daniel Bryan is like wrestling Jesus, and he went in first so everyone could have a chance to get blessed before Big Cass scrambles his brains with hisclumsy big boot. Primo gets mad respect for botching his highspot and not trying to rewind and get a do over like a lot of wrestlers do. He fucked it up, and just moved on. Favorite part was Braun exploding everyone off of him the second time JUST as Big Cass was entering for the hot confrontation with Bryan, and the Big Cass tripping over the bodies. It's not Cass' fault, but It was up there with Titus getting sacrificed to the hungry apron god.

He underthrew the trash can, and it ended up smashed on the floor.

Literally the only good thing that shitty band has ever done.

I expect Kalisto to go for the Salida del sol then Cedric to launch him in the air into the Lumbar Check.

Best baddie in the MCU is...

I'm waiting for the debut of Johnny Honor.