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Lunch Money Lewis sounds like someone who should be appearing in Southpaw Regional Wrestling.

My advice: steel plate under his winnipeg jets sweater.

Can't you get Brian Lee to fill in for you?

Isn't it already?

I think that is low hanging fruit. I love how 87 Demolition changed up the face paint regularly. Ax innovating the look Morton Downey Jr used in Revenge Of The Nerds 3.

I think people hated this opinion at the time but I'll unleash it again: I thought his match with Ambrose on that house show they aired as Roadblock last year was better than what I saw of the Roman match at WM.

Two things I want. The ring carts from Mania 6 to make their return in rollercoaster form. Pitbull going off the stage via Braun Strowman.

I'm about to enter this zone in May.

30 years ago today "The Techwood Drive Miracle" happened! James

There's still time for Cena to find some cheap, toxic envelopes for the wedding invitations.

The only real reason for the rollercoaster is when Shane jumps from it.

I feel like there was a very interesting HR meeting last week. "People I can't believe I have to say this but do not ejaculate on company property." As Miz and Maryse awkwardly look at the ground.

This reads exactly like an answer in WWEs version of cards against humanity

This might be the best one yet till they do another batch of real videos (I hope). Ric Flair Paid Impersonator

I'll be off crying into my coffee if you need me.

I got home in time to see the end of KO/Sami and Heyman speaking Yiddish. I loved Heyman's line, "He's one of mine."

Braun being on the kickoff show is maybe the worst mistake they've made all year. The smackdown women deserve better also.

Someone on Twitter posted this with a caption akin to "when your uncle thinks he's still cool." Or words to that effect.

Time for that wrestling bubble conversation again

Imagine telling her she was going to coin the name of the most successful wrestler of all time

So, I'm checking out the Busick/Almas match from last week and some mouth breather fan shouts "stop stealing Naito's gimmick" at Almas after he does the fakeout lockup and roll into a pose deal at the start of the match. Two things: that person is a neanderthal and WWE has done shit to establish his character or how influential he is.

No, you just run into the DC thread, after a handful of people posted some criticisms, and mentioned years old Marvel movies when no one has mentioned Marvel. Maybe you should vocalize your complaints about those movies in the appropriate threads, instead of bringing it up every time someone says "Cyborg looks awful" or the DC movies are too grim-dark or whatever your gripe is. The problem isn't that "you care too much" or asking why you care - the problem is you mention Marvel every time someone says one bad thing about a DC movie, like that's supposed to wipe away their complaints. If you want people to run into the DC thread and post all positive things and leave out the critiques, then I think you're the one that's doing the whole "posting on a message board" thing wrong. That's kind of the point - people in this very thread have said good things about Aquaman, and how Flash looks better (but not much) than he did in BvS, all the while pointing out what they also had a problem with. All without mentioning Marvel, because, y'know, this is the DC thread. Give it a rest, man. You're showing your bias more than anyone else is, despite what you may think.

There's no way they'll have a semi-retired 50 year old in a big time Mania...oh, wait...nevermind.

Not yet

Oh and David Crockett deadpanning, "You got beat!" in response to one of the Gladiators asking what happened.

Why March Madness rules. Part #201792

Seriously. There are enough pissbreak matches on this show already to drag the whole thing out with some performance a majority of the crowd will not care about. Motorhead at WM 21

I'm fine with a band playing a wrestler out to the ring. It adds to the spectacle, without taking up any more time other than a minute or two more than the normal entrance. It's having bands out there just to play music that is generally a waste of everyone's time and money.

Milch will dictate the whole thing to Pizolatto while laying in a pile of old racetrack programs and it'll be infinitely better than season 2.

God damn it, Eddie. Now I'm picturing Fuji ribbing Zed in Pulp Fiction.

It'll be an open-ended coaster jump, like the sadistic stuff I used to do in Roller Coaster Tycoon.

It's going to take Undertaker 19 hours alone to get down there.

I once had this winning conversation with a fan who claimed to be a worker "back in the day" Him: "I used to work down south as the Bullet. Maybe you heard of me?" Me: "Funny. You don't look like Bob Armstrong." Him: "Never heard of him."

Maybe this is why he is excitedly "whoop whooping" now and then.

They could always try Allen High School outside of Dallas. It's probably nicer than the Oakland Coliseum, and they might still outdraw the Chargers.

Hey, novel fucking concept, if you think the university's locker rooms/security need upgrades... PAY FOR THEM YOURSELF. Oakland is microns away from telling you to fuck yourself now and forever and unless you want to play in Reno for the next 3 years, you'd better start making nice with the new community. I sincerely doubt the 49ers/Cardinals/Ram-gers are going to share their field with you.

"and as a quick reminder, no shitting in people's bags Randy."

In the era where attention span is the most valuable currency, lunacy sells.

The thing is there isn't much difference between the brands as a whole. Did DC make shortcuts? Yes. Did that cause problems for them? Yes. That's all true. But many of the same people here can see those flaws but do not acknowledge the issues with Marvel movies and I'm tired of them running into these threads to shit on DC every time a trailer is posted. With Marvel, the characterizations especially and it goes far beyond The Mandarin. How Winter Soldier ended, that's not Captain America. That's not something we would have ever expected out of him. Cap was also pretty shitty in Civil War with how he handled the Bucky situation. But all people here want to rail on about is Superman. Then there's the use of CGI and green screen.. all these movies are like that be it DC or Marvel. Some look nice, some don't. So why bring it up? The beginning of Age of Ultron looks like crap, I didn't run into the Marvel thread to say it. I don't want to read "Well why do you care?" Or "you are too invested in this". This is a message board and I obviously have free time. I like both Marvel and DC movies but I spend time defending the DC ones because that's where the unfair piling on occurs. This is how I choose to use my free time by asking these questions or pointing out double standards.

I don't go for cats either, but I can't wrap my head around the fact that there are people that don't cheer for Bull Nakano.

As far as I'm concerned, being a cat person just cements Alexa as a heel. Right now, I'd sooner cheer Bull Nakano.

I enjoyed all my years on Baywatch, brother. I slammed David Hasselhoff when he weighed 300 pounds. He almost died. I suggested he quit acting and become a German pop sensation. All true.

There were three Marty Sugars. The original died in 1992 so they got another guy that looked like him and put him in a bodysuit.

This is what you get on the road to Wrestlemania.

Here's a full playlist of 60 second Wrestlemania clips.

You all knew damn well I was getting this one in.

Because he isn't really an architect. He'd always dreamed to be one, so he made it up.