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- Kevin Owens who was supposed to be getting ready to feud with Zayn, Styles, and/or Brock Lesnar or like five other great things is beaten cleanly by Dolph fucking Ziggler and that's what he's doing now. - The Wyatts who were supposed to be getting elevated for some big thing and Mania and were just sticking it to HHH are now being beaten clean one at a time by Big fucking Show and that's what they're doing now. - The women's champion who was supposed to be having basically the only feud I cared about with Sasha Banks gets pinned clean by Brie fucking Bella and apparently that's what she's doing now. - Donald Trump who was supposed to be feuding with Bernie Sanders gets pinned clean by Marco Fucking Rubio and so I guess we're going to war in Estonia. amazing. There's truly nothing they can't fuck up. I'm amazed they didn't announced they were replacing Edge and Christian on the Edge and Christian show with Matt Striker and Taz.

Bullet Club make their WWE debut!

Maybe everybody just knows better than to step to Ron.

In one pre-match segment: Big E called out Amber Rose calling out Kanye for his sexual proclivities, and Kofi started crooking his finger like he was massaging an imaginary prostate A kid in a Bullet Club shirt did the Big E nasty dance and Kofi threatened to still fight said kid "out of love." Xavier Woods called out Reigns/Ambrose slash fic writers So yeah, I think we've hit Peak New Day, folks. I don't know how it gets better from here.

I want a million dollars but life isn't fair

I can see Triple H showed Vince a highlight video of AJ of all his spots and Vince was like "ok, yeah there's something" At the meeting HI, I'M VINCE MCMAHON. HI VINCE, I'M AJ, HOW YA'LL DOIN. Paul...a word... Georgia...for Christ's sake are you trying to kill me?

Jacques Rougeau was awesome. He deserves HoF recognition based on three, heavy credentials: - He sang leads vocals on three of the greatest theme songs. - He decimated and defeated Dynamite Kid. - He pinned Hogan, clean. What more could you ask for?

Miz's stuff tonight is proof that a supposed verbal burial is all in the delivery. Have HHH or Steph cut that promo and its another emasculating of a popular babyface to make the smug heel look right. Get an obnoxious undeserving chickenshit heel like Miz to do it and it gets a dead crowd chanting AJ's name in just a few minutes.

Dean's promo for his big match is basically telling us to pay to see how badly he gets beaten is like a carnival geek bragging about how much chicken blood he's going to drink. I kind of respect that I think.

Season 7 HYPE

You only know Rob Gronkowski because he's Mojo's friend? That definitely qualifies as the "wrestling bubble".

Of course Handsome Jimmy is wearing a NRBQ shirt: he probably got it from Captain Lou! boarding house pie, daddy, RAF

It's easy to come up with an idea that could I really never make work. However, what if the regulars here, the relatively steady posters (and anyone else that wanted to participate) all sent a head shot to someone (here's where the not me comes in) with some photoshop ability and we got a sort of Sgt. Pepper looking mess made up of ugly chuds who watch wrestling? Yeah...I told you it was stupid.

Definitely sounds like a bad install. I would say that's pretty weird and uncommon for a real update (IE, not because you're flashing a rom). I could understand if the phone died in the middle of the update but for to just malfunction on its own? Odd. Maybe the phone was confused because it's running Android software but the device itself looks just like an iPhone (couldn't resist).

I'm all for a Reigns/Usos heel stable if Joe is the enforcer of the group.

Running naked through the mall, smearing frozen yogurt and orange julius on your naughty bits? We all have that dream.

Join up with a heel Roman and go all SST 2K6? Bram, is that you?

According to this it's Milwaukee Mauler and Phil Nitro Monahan. I've never heard of either of those guys, but "Milwaukee Mauler" sounds like something that would be right above your avatar on this very board.

Late to the party but the best part of March Madness is def. folks voting WWE wrestlers over everyone after bitching about WWE for the whole year.

I am through 7 episodes of LU. Loved the three way with Pentagon Jr. - Fenix - Drago. Loving the show so far. The character progression and just knowing everyones character is refreshing. The backstage stuff is amazing!

I always liked the Carnage Crew. That was the stretch in RoH that there shows would literally have every type of wrestling on it. You'd have a fun spot fest, you'd have a mat based match, you'd have a wild brawl, and etc. The Crew weren't amazing, but they had some fun stuff, and there feud with Special K gets overlooked for being pretty cleverly booked.

AWWWWWWESOME.

Zack Sabre Jr. makes his NGW debut against Zack Gibson

God, I hope this thread turns into 100% Dolph Ziggler again And yeah - they shouldn't have taken up time to mock Lillian being Lillian on TV. Not because they're assholes, but because they should have fired her years ago for not being able to do her One Job despite having over a decade of experience.

https://twitter.com/TheCauldron/status/694359776067584000 Josh Norman went technico tonight. (Panthers are the most popular team in Mexico right now due to broadcasts- they have a Spanish Announce Team)

All of you brought this on yourselves for making me go at the Dolph conversation alone in the last RAW thread. A plague on all your houses. A plague that's here to show the world.

Are you all no selling the GRAMMY award winning tag team of the year, The Usos???

THINGS MARCH MADNESS IS GOOD FOR 1) Discovering new wrestlers/matches to watch 2) Making my list of who to ban 3) Seeing who will make the dumbest comment (last year's champion - Brian Fowler)

This....100% this.

Scatter the women throughout. A wrestler is a wrestler. Have at it.

Tried repeatedly to cross the Canada-US border for an AIW show in 2014 without a work visa and was banned from entering the US for five years. I voted for Clinton twice and I could have sworn that "let thick hot chicks cross the border freely" was a provision of NAFTA.

So Drunk Mr. Niebla then? Got it.

Boogie ain't takin' bumps from no dude's dick!

Barb's super belly to belly was IMMENSE.

I keep thinking that *maybe* they'll go that way eventually. Roman Empire? Spare No One, Spear Everyone? Last name is Reigns? All that screams royal-born heel. Tamina better be his Secretary of Defense and Superkicks.

Finally got my Grandpa's inheritance nonsense sorted out. The lawyer was trying to claim he wouldn't release any money until my youngest cousin turned of age...in 2026. Luckily my uncle intervened and fixed the damn mess, so I can finally get some old debt paid off and breathe a little easier. This is why I plan to go out with nothing but the clothes on my back...or even less than that, if I really go out the way I want.

Catching up with the show now and I have to admit the Miz is amazing. His best bit was the "some say I was the father of Yes Movement" line followed by the super obnoxious finger pointing. He knew he struck gold with that one right away and you could see it on his face. Watched Owens lose to Dolph and that's enough for me. Back to NXT...

Not a bad show. Thought Miz did a pretty good job and the fans got behind AJ. I mean, it's fucking Miz talking shit to you and getting his ass beat, not HHH towering over you before hitting you with the Pedigree. Gotta think they're eyeballing AJ as their new Bryan. He can be the upper-midcard/main event workhouse. Brock is slowly becoming diminishing returns. Heyman has now cut the same promo for 3 years, too.

I like that he's even being a douche about retirement. Once a douche, always a douche.

Bad Religion: No Control (1989) Against the Grain (1990) Generator (1992) Recipe for Hate (1993) Stranger than Fiction (1994)

I mean Seth was pretty good against Sting and Kane. Shame about the rest of the year. My experience with LU, 22 episodes in, is that MOST matches are worked like your 8 minute Nitro lucha/cruiserweight matches, without much in the way of transitions or long-term selling, though with callbacks, and counters, and its own brand of psychology and build towards dives, and in the best ones, a clear sense of escalation. In general though, you're fine watching a bunch of animated gifs instead of the matches. There's nothing really wrong with that for what it is. But clipping sure wouldn't matter too much really. The best stuff transcends that in a big way though.

Richard Sherman is my favorite dude in the NFL.

I would just like to point out to you that Liger got paid to have his face shoved in Maria's breasts that day. Your life will never be that.

Might be just where my head is currently at, but Springsteen's first five are all aces in my book : Greetings From Asbury Park , NJ The Wild, the Innocent and The E Street Shuffle Born To Run Darkness At The Edge Of Town The River