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Stolen from Rick Knox.

Is Venus Van Damme what Todd Chrisley would be if he embraced who he truly is?

Why? Deep Impact had a much smarter script, better acting, and was just all-around a more elegant piece of filmmaking. The cast wasn't quite so much an unbelievable Who's-Who as Armageddon boasted, admittedly, but DI was still working with a pretty deep bench of talent: on the IMDB cast list, you gotta go like thirty names down before you hit Kurtwood Smith and Denise Crosby in tiny parts. And it was 31 minutes shorter, too (I have no idea why Michael Bay keeps insisting on these punishingly long running times for all his movies). It had less action than Armageddon, yeah, but that movie's action was so bombastic and shaky-cam and strobe-light-edited that it was nearly unwatchable. I'm getting tired of constantly repeating "it's okay if you disagree with me, just please put a little effort into explaining the reasons behind your dissenting opinions" only to have people keep dropping their "you're wrong, Movie X sucked" bombs. Keep that shit on Twitter where it belongs. Why do you come to a communication forum which is capable of wonderfully in-depth discussion and then actively avoid saying anything but the briefest summary of your opinion? Because.

To be fair, there's still debate that the other team didn't remember there was a game that day.

Whomever brought the 'Famine her right in the Potato' sign to Gameday this morning is clearly one of the best and brightest of his generation.

I think this will be another year in which the result overshadows the match. One of my favorite matches this year was the MITB tile match qualifying match between Barrett and Sheamus. No one talked about what a brutal fucking match it was. It started off as normal Sheamus vs Barrett match.. So so many good things happened after the mid match break: Wade counters pretty much all of Sheamus's moves sans the final Brogue Kick. And all the counters were just fucking kicks to the mush or headbutts. Love love Wade countering the shoulder block spot by head butting Sheamus to hell. This was one of the few matches were the guys stopping and staring at the hanging thing meant something. Not that "I am gonna win that." Look everyone does, but more of a "what the fuck was I thinking? This asshole is going to kill me for that." Look and it was awesome. Wade clearly lost because the ref had to pull him off of Sheamus. Sheamus may be a terrible character, but damnit to hell can he work a 10 count and hit a Brogue Kick like his life depends on it. He didn't pander to the crowd, he kicked the shit out of Wade out of desperation. More important, the way he fell on top of Wade as he kicked him was totally lucky and positioned him to pin Wade. Best of all, Sheamus actually takes the time after the match to SELL that he barely won the damn match. Faces don't do that much anymore, and Sheamus rarely, rarely does it. Barrett has gotten so fucking good at such a fast rate... And Sheamus is really good at being a fucking baby face when he is in there with a guy who matches up with him so well.

oh hey! that's me standing against the wall! i made it into a gif! I MADE IT INTO A GIF Your bored clapping reaction is pretty weak. "Eh, he could have kicked him harder, but I guess the effort was okay."

Kobe marks are weird dudes.

We're gonna get a damn Orton Main Event push now because of this meme now. I blame the internet. It's our own damn fault this time.

Fixed it for ya

They could also use: -Maria -Daffney -Traci Brooks -Linda McMahon -The 1989 Denver Broncos -Missy Hyatt -Mae Young's corpse

"The Eskimo Sisters"

3D Dot Heroes and Valkyria Chronicles. Exclusive and good.

I have a cousin who's a crazy, Born Again/ Ex Drugged out Hippie turned Jesus Freak in the Mid-Seventies, guy. He's a lot older than me and lived in Kentucky so we were never close. We'd see each other on Christmas when I was a kid and he was in his early twenties. I'd hear stories from relatives about how "he's nuts!", but I never thought about it. One day when I was around 22 I came home from work and there was this thick letter in the mail from him. I hadn't seen him in years. I open it up and it starts real nice, all "How are you? I hear your doing well at work" then it started getting Bible quotey. Then REALLY Bible Quotey. Then nothing but scripture about how I was going to hell if I didn't give myself to Christ, written in what I remember was red ink. I got about 5 pages into this terror that was about 22 pages long two sided. It freaked me the fuck out. I called my Dad and told him I got this fucked up letter from my cousin. He laughed and said, "Ah, you finally got YOUR Crazy Brian letter!" and laughed louder. So, I'd just take that stuff and just accept the good part, put aside the weird stuff. It's not THAT bad.

Only if he plays some piano and dances too before leaving.

I'm on record as despising films such as Saw or Human Centipede so I'm pretty sure my feelings here are clear, at least. I'm all for freedom of expression and if they can find someone to publish and distribute their hate simulator then bully for them, but luckily that freedom of expression also includes my right to hate your work and/or disparage it at will.

Am officially an owner of a PS3 FUCK MICROSOFT!!!! Isn't that what I am supposed to say now?

I 99% sure he falls because he steps on his lineman's foot - not that he was diving. But hey - it's Brady and the Pats - EVERYTHING MUST BE AN OUTRAGE!!!

6 year old lost a tooth defending a rear naked choke in BJJ class. She spit it out, showed it to coach and wanted to continue sparring. At least it was the loose one.

If I learned anything from Konnan's pre-match spiels in WCW it means that they think he's gay.

If Jim Ross wanted to get back in the wrestling business, he'd be working in the wrestling business.

Harvin is such a dick that he cut in front of the "punch Tate in the face" line. I read that as Harvin is such a dick that he cut in front of the "punch Tabe in the face" line and was insanely confused. Tabe is a nice guy!

Ranking Kobe right now is impossible. He's barely played in over a year, he's aging, we have zero clue what he will be when he hits the court this year. Maybe he's Peyton Manning, and comes back to continue being great. But maybe he's lost all his explosion, can't get to the rim, can't get his own shots, and can't guard anybody. The only definitive statement I feel comfortable making about Kobe right now is that he's overpaid.

She really does have the best tit job in wrestling history. They don't look out of place and make her body look damn good... But wasn't good was that exchange between Ziggles and Seth. Between Seth trying to act like he is the baddest mofo around to Ziggles trying to act cool, it felt like the top stars of an Indy fed having a contest to see who is a badder promo.

I'm shipping Clemma like a motherfucker.

Only if he plays some piano and dances too before leaving. I still maintain that emo-jazz Peter was the best, not worst, part of Spider-Man 3.

Jump on the Ratchet games if you like shooty platformers. They're all well done (well, except for All-4-One) and often have a really hilariously bleak sense of humor.

So I'm the only one who likes Lorde here I guess? Royals are too fun not to root for.

The only thing that would've made me laugh harder is if y'all put Seth trying to kick down the door and Brock and Sable are in the middle of fucking. The look on Seth's face...

Most egregious flop last night was by a Jet, and got New England a 15 yard penalty. It was so bad somewhere Ronaldo rolled his eyes. This gimmick where a lot of you hate teams for not being awful is incredibly tiresome.

"Personal foul # 78 defense. Touching Tom Brady. 15 yard penalty. First down."

That match right there is imo the best called match of JR's career .So awesome .

It would have worked better if Diesel's gimmick was that he suffered from some type of mental disorder and actually thought he was a truck.

That's what happens when you take his Big Red Stapler.

You're way behind on finishers... Paige is now using a Cradle DDT. And Dean Ambrose has dropped the Headlock Driver, he's using a Double-Arm DDT now. So it is ECW all over again where every worker is using some variation of a DDT or a piledriver. Yes, it's ECW because Ambrose switched from a reverse DDT to a double-arm DDT.

Current Kane is fast becoming one of my least favorite wrestlers ever. Just imagine if in 1997 Austin main evented every show with Brian Adams, or one of the Harris twins. Good god just put Cesaro or Sheamus in Kane's spot already.

............okay

I like how he's this insane Special Final Boss where you have to use multiple methods of kung-fu and special strategies to knock him off. Gotta go for that top knot, son! Also the fact that he can RETRACT HIS GENITALIA to sucker in people who try and go for the nuts, trapping their leg and using it to beat on 'em.

Remember how that LA Kings team that won the Stanley Cup last season was, at one point, down 3 games to 0 to San Jose and the Sharks were on the cusp of sweeping them out in the first round? Because I do.

The Lions were all but handed the division twice last year...

This is just funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkQwkEu26R8