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"Hello everybody, Jim Ross here with Missy Hyatt...."

Yeah she's trying to make Fish a memorable character but I guess you could say she's...... floundering

"Personal foul # 78 defense. Touching Tom Brady. 15 yard penalty. First down."

Well, I've got this guy. He pitched great late last year, but he's been injured and came back late this season, pretty shaky. So shaky that I know I can't start him in the postseason. So you're going to leave him off the roster. No. I'm going to put him in the bullpen. I have no idea how he'll react or what kind of stuff he has right now. But I'm going to take a precious bullpen slot and use it to have him sit there. He's not going to pitch? Of course not. I literally have no idea what he's going to throw up there. His arm could be dead right now for all I know. Any chance I had early in the postseason to test him, I didn't take...so I know as little as the rest of you guys do. And now it's been weeks since he pitched in a game at all. So, using him would be crazy. But I'll let him take this spot in the bullpen...for the lulz. And you won't ever use him. Actually, I just decided to. In our first win-or-go-home game. When it's tied. In the bottom of the ninth. What? Yeah, I know. I literally don't know if he can even throw two of his three pitches. Like, no one on earth knows what he has. So, yeah. Bottom 9th, tie game, win or die....FOR THE LULZ!!!!

Don't you dare pity that team. I won't stand for it.

I want everything in my life to be done in Bane voice ... could you imagine the new RKO Outta Nowhere memes, how much the terrorists would win if those great tastes tasted great together? "Oh mhy ... out of nowhere, *wheeze,* IT'SH THA VIYPER!"

How do you cash in on a champion who isn't around? This makes me want to watch of series of vignettes where Seth Rollins is hunting the Beast incarnate through the backwoods of bumblefuck, Montana. Seth finally comes across the secluded cabin and has second thoughts about the world of shit he's put himself in.

Yeah, a shame Jeter has to end without another World Series. He - and the Yankees - really don't have enough. Hard luck team, historically.

What an asshole that guy is. He didn't even protect Tenryu.

I'd like to take this opportunity to show my support for fat Chris Hero. Wrestling needs more fat guys who stiff the shit out of other guys with elbows.

Random Kanyon Cutters for everyone.

I doubt that Snipes had much to worry about in the shower. Celebrities tend to get treated like royalty in prison. Add in the fact that this is fuckin' Blade we're talking about and he was put in jail by The Man on charges which most criminals would probably feel are total bullshit, I'd bet that Snipes was likely seen by even the hardest cases as being the folk hero of his cell block. If anyone tried to lay a hand on him (even if Wesley couldn't just kick their ass himself) they probably would be found dead the next day, with the official record showing that they'd committed suicide by shanking themselves fifty-seven times in the back. Michael Bay's signature style of jiggling the camera around, editing like a particularly hyperactive music video, and making all the sound mix REALLY LOUD. Lots of bad performances from a not-bad cast (Liv Tyler isn't a bad actress at all, compare her to Kristen Stewart for example; she's just not a great one). Plenty of terrible groan-inducing lines of dialogue. An egregious misunderstanding of the laws of physics which isn't merely insulting our intelligence, it's calling our intelligence's mother a filthy fucking whore. The incredibly dumb assumption that it makes more sense to train oil drillers how to fly a spaceship rather than teaching astronauts how to operate a drill. A compulsive obsession with blowing up everything. An overdose of needless subplots and contrived conflicts which drag the film to a punishingly long running time. And finally, the fact that when it was released we'd just seen all the exact same shit done better in Deep Impact. Frankly, what is there to like about Armageddon? It's tiresomely big, long, stupid, and loud even by the standards of an action flick.

6 year old lost a tooth defending a rear naked choke in BJJ class. She spit it out, showed it to coach and wanted to continue sparring. At least it was the loose one.

"If Dixie is telling the truth..." Given prior history, let's assume she's not.

Refs do that all the time. In every single game. For every single team.

And don't step to him either.

Why do I get the feeling that a portion of the briefing was to warn them not to say anything to the media, on twitter, etc, about Ebola.

You're doing it wrong.

Only if he plays some piano and dances too before leaving. I still maintain that emo-jazz Peter was the best, not worst, part of Spider-Man 3.

I'd still rather have Miles played by Donald Glover than that crap anyway.

Harvin was probably traded because Darrell Bevell is too god damned stupid to think of any other way to use him than "screen pass behind the line of scrimmage"

Am officially an owner of a PS3 FUCK MICROSOFT!!!! Isn't that what I am supposed to say now?

The real terror at Del Perro pier is when some dumb sumbitch is riding the Ferris Wheel with three of us waiting for him at the end of the ride.

More like "you can't bodyslam Haystacks Calhoun."

I'll bet Mike Tenay does I'm not so sure. Maybe the email got sent to the wrong Mike.

Until Seth Rollins declares Brock is hiding from him...

I'll bet Mike Tenay does

Well we already knew she was paying the talent slave wages...

That is even better Cleavy Oh and... "There has been some claims that TNA has been negotiating with a talent that would reportedly “shock people.” It’s said that if it comes to fruition, the new signing would create a buzz around TNA, however no one seems to know who the talent is." A TNA first folks!

It's so funny to me that you guys think anything at all will happen to Winston.

Given that we're going into walkoff territory and apparently the red-phone line between Tony LaRussa's old office and the Commissioner's office is no longer in service, and the team is now managed by Kevin Kline from A FISH CALLED WANDA...all of this meaning that this may be my last chance to post in this thread before being Dr.-Seuss-giant-springed off into the swamp of the off-season thread where I'll be forced to live with...well, those kind of people... I just wanted to take this opportunity to step out of the gimmick a little, and say in all seriousness, and with all my heart... I hate you guys so fucking much.

Gotham's hanging on by a thread with me. They need to add a little more personality to Gordon instead of always having him be so grim and serious. Most of all though they need to get rid of Jada Pinkett. She's the worst thing on that show by a mile.

JBL now even refers to Michael Cole on twitter as "Maggle".

He's the only piece that can make it to the end.

The name of the cologne boosted by Randall....."Guilty Black" by Gucci. Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, you can't make this stuff up....

Liger and Regal... toppin' the card. February, 1987

We start with BARON CORBIN. I'm starting to see OSJ's side of the argument quite a bit. That dude just DRIPS of charisma and the like when he enters the ring. The crowd is buying into it, too. I love that he hit The End of Days in about 15 seconds. It's so short. I really hope he gets some time to develop because he could be something special. At the very least, he has that awesome move. He hits End of Days SO fluently. It looks like he's installing parts at a construction site and not moving a large human being -- complete with limbs and resistance and etc. -- like that. So impressive. SAMI comes out next. Was this the first few minutes of a new taping? Because he's getting a Bryan-esque entrance. He's the people's champion and he has this love because he hasn't become the champion. In fact, he lost to Titus O'Neil. I (probably rightfully) take crap from people on here because I make optimistic points about liking wrestling. I get that. But this is a reason why I love NXT -- absolutely no one was cynical about Sami losing to Titus last week. But if that happened on Raw or Smackdown or maybe even Main Event? There would be three or four pages about how Sami's being buried and all sorts of NEWZ~ about how "Vince doesn't get him" or whatever. But things are allowed to happen in NXT. Sami lost, and people like him even MORE for it. I think my idea of wrestling fandom is less optimism and more NXT. I love NXT and still look at Raw and the PPVs with that type of attitude. Maybe the more irritating THIS SUCKS VINCE AND WRITERS MUST DIE DIE DIE types to Full Sail to learn how to just enjoy wrestling once again. Anyways, Sami hates losing. And it's making him angry. And he needs to refocus on the one thing he really wants -- and that's to become NXT champion. And out comes TYSON KIDD wearing Sami's shirt! I love when he calls the jeering NXT audience "my people." That is so awesome. I also like his "siiiiiickk burn" and his dumb comeback. Sami makes a great face of a little bit of self doubt hidden with a bit of his confidence. "Why would Tyler Breeze have Nattie's phone number?" That's awesome. I also love Tyson needing to check on his cats. Tyson Kidd has had the greatest career reinvention of all-time. He went from being a total snooze into one of the great heels going right now. I didn't watch too much WWECW but do remember Christian's role in that. That's a really great comparison. I sort of think Tyson Kidd is the best possible Justin Credible in ECW. TEAM THICK is the grossest team name ever. I actually sort of love it if they let the members of Team Thick just do some Bodyuilder.Com message board photo shoots. That friggin' catch/running suplex thing Murphy did was absolutely insane. And it was Sin Cara and not the dude who weighs less than I did in middle school.They have a fun finishing sequence here with an awesome finish I haven't seen before with that Victory Bomb or whatever they're calling it. This was a ridiculously fun sprint. I hope Team Thick continues. That's awesome they're selling Breeze making Mojo go down with a submission injury as much as they are. MOJO is doing an eh "I'll be back!" promo and won't forget who did this to him. He's coming back with a rage. Hopefully they retool him and figure out how to make him work. I really would have liked to see him as a Varsity Club-era Rick Steiner type -- simple-minded but good wrestler swayed by some heel until he figured out what was right and was wrong. BECKY LYNCH comes down. I really wish she's come down to "Teenage Kicks" by The Undertones to cement the Irish punk rock chick credential (I'm going to ignore Alex Riley talking about punk rock). And here's CHARLOTTE who just looks absolutely perfect right now. She's not a face or a heel. She's the best, and she knows it, and does not care if you like her or not. I love Renee talking about how Charlotte's "growing up." Charlotte really stole a great backpedal "WOOOAAAH" from her old man to lure Becky into a backdrop. Charlotte's Figure Four Headlock and all the fun stuff she does with it -- these headbutts this time -- is an amazing move. It's a great throwback to her father but also her own weapon that no one else does at all. Charlotte's facial expressions in this are awesome and selling the pain/frustration/stress of having to put this feisty newcomer away. She finally gets an opening after her neckbreaker and hits Natural Selection. Screw that -- Natural Selection is an awesome move. I love how Charlotte just always looks for it. Really fun match. ENZO and BIG CASS. Has anyone called these guys the new FBI yet? Is that to easy a comp? I refuse to compare them to The New Age Outlaws due to my hatred of that duo. THE LEGIONNAIRES Girigo Moroder 70s disco rip-off music is awesome. HAHAHA! Cass/Enzo did "Rock Paper Scissors" to see who started the match and Cass LOST and had to start! I also sorta love they got the Marcus Louis wig joke out of the way early to set up the turn on LaFort! The OUI OUI OUI chant is great! I love how Cass and Enzo start calling out "BLUE PANTS!" This is the best introduction ever... until CARMELLA comes out to something that sounds exactly like you'd hear on Z100 (New York's Top 40 station) booming outside of a Staten Island strip mall. This is quick and perfect and that headscissors tap-out was also pretty fun. This act just got even better. BECKY LYNCH confronts SASHA BANKS in the mirror. And Sasha explains to Becky about why she's a loser -- it's a callback to when Summer Rae created The BFFs by swaying Sasha into heeldom. ADRIAN NEVILLE has become credible as an interview. He'll never be great, but he's very good as the confident champion. This Sami/Kidd match was predictably great. These guys are both aces and a joy to watch their feud develop over the past year. The best part about it is that Sami has changed, too. He knows he has to refocus to meet his goals, and beating a guy who has been a nemesis for the past year of his life is the best way to start. A+ episode.

-Hey, if you don't think that's what really happened. See for yourself by signing up for the Network for just..... $9.99. -Ziggler with a dropkick. He calls himself the showoff. -Cesaro, can you hit a dropkick that high? -No, I'm not asking about your european uppercuts. I want to know if you can hit a dropkick that high. -See No Evil 2 is trending on twitter. -Here comes Seth Rollins with the money in the bank briefcase. -He won the brief case at the money in the bank pay per view. -Orton with the powerslam. Vintage Orton. -The money in the bank briefcase is valuable.....

My favorite Gone Girl story is how Reese Witherspoon's production company bought the rights, she's credited as the producer, and she wanted to star in it as Amy Dunne. And Fincher was, like, yeah, that's not going to happen. I like her but yeah, that would have been disastrous casting.

You're enthusiasm and friendliness makes it all... ...worse.

I might check out See No Evil 2. On one hand, it's WWE Studios; on the other, it's directed by the Soska Sisters and has Katharine Isabelle in it, so it will at least be decent. Honestly, if Vince just gave the twins $1 million a year, every year, to make a low budget horror movie, it would be the smartest thing he could do.

Agree that she's not a good actress, disagree about the not being attractive part.

Same here and I don't mind if the person I'm riding with goes to sleep or reads. I find constant conversation while I'm driving/riding to be quite annoying. I find constant conversation during a trip to be refreshing. Otherwise, I'd just blare the radio. I like constant noise though. Complete silence creeps me out.

In comparison to the guys the Rams got the trade has been a disaster. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/05/12/greg-robinson-is-the-final-piece-of-the-robert-griffin-iii-trade/ Washington got Robert Griffin III while St. Louis got Greg Robinson, Alec Ogletree, Stedman Bailey, Zac Stacy, Michael Brockers, Janoris Jenkins, Isaiah Pead and Rokevious Watkins. (post trades by the Rams)

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Oh God, I can't sit through another Cena vs Orton match... I just can't do it.

Bagging on Frank Miller 1993 becau8se of Frank Miller 2014 seems highly counterproductive.

You forgot to switch accounts Gregg

Ryback also wears this ring gear sometimes. They're just good friends.