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These are my best of/year end awards. Best Television Show to Fall Asleep to: Monday Night RAW.....I think the longest I ever made it this year was 9:45PM EST. My Favorite Wrestler: Antonio Cesaro My Second Favorite Wrestler: Luke Harper Promotion I tried to get into by buying 2 shows from IVP video but quickly had no time for: NJPW.....IVP is the bomb by the way Most Improved Wrestler: Daniel Bryan...he finally understands the WWE main event style Wrestler who most makes me want to change the channel: For an unprecedented 9th year in a row....Randy Orton. Although he is funny as shit on that new Royal Rumble commercial. "Here's a skull, and here's a skull". Promotion I totally forgot existed award: ROH Best Promo: Anything Briscoes Best Babyface: Daniel Bryan Best Heel: Bully Ray Worst Babyface: The Miz Worst Heel: The Miz Favorite 6 man team that wears all black: The Shield Favorite 6 man team that all have beards: The Wyatts TV show I wished I wasn't too lazy to watch: NXT Favorite Wrestling Daydream I had: Harley Race came back and slapped the shit out of Cena and Orton, unifying the title in the process. Most embarrassing thing wrestling fans did this year: Going to parking lots looking for Chikara DVDs and clues Wrestler I talked about n this board the most, but didn't see him wrestle on match this year: Davey Richards Rassler of the year: The Undertaker. One match....tons of fucking money Favorite wrestling message board to kill time during work every day: DVDVR Message board. The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

Broke triple digits. 103 lbs. lost. Merry fucking Christmas.

Lovie had a defense that was leaps and bounds better than the defense this year, that team started out on a tear going 7-1, and he nearly had full use of Cutler. The second half of that season was a disaster though, and the perfect example of the shitshow job Lovie is famous for. This season, what Trestman has done should be considered a miracle. The team is on the verge of making the playoffs, Trestman ran a system that is going to make McCown a multi-millionaire, and the defense has been awful. Worst rushing defense in the league. THE LEAGUE. This is the Chicago f'n Bears and they have a league worst rushing defense. Their passing defense is shit too. And Trestman has been consistent and has coached without any of the boneheaded mistakes Lovie would make every game. So, do you still want to play this dumbshit trolling routine, or would you care to shut the fuck up?

You're welcome. I do get good feedback, so I know I have an audience that digs it. As long as that exists, I'll keep on scanning stuff like this in.

If the producers expect me to remember which one is a stiff block of wood, they should have put name tags on those two.

My top 10 Best things of the year in no particular order: The Rhodes Brothers Roman Reigns spear Antonio Cesaro Daniel Bryan Ishii vs. Shibata from the G1 The Steve Austin Show The Wyatts Grado / Colt Cabana videos from Scotland Post WM Raw Brock Lesnar Honorable mentions go to Konnan on the MLW podcast, Drake Younger in PWG and Bully Ray.

Haha you miserable old fool, if I had three teams like you did I'd dance on your grave as well. It was a legitimate question based in the facts your ignore. Love got them to 10-6. They canned him and fucked Urlacher off out the back door. Trestman comes in, maybe leads them to 9-7 and they implode as soon as your starting QB returns. Trestman's system is clearly bullshit and the schedule is clearly the only reason the Bears aren't going to finish 6-10. I will enjoy next season, when you either go all in with the Quitter and blow up the remaining husk of a defence you have, or keep that and see what hilarity McCown's noodle armed limp dickery brings. At what point does the trolling take a back seat to just not understanding football? It's usually easy to find the line with you (what you believe vs. what you say), but in this specific sub-forum i'm not sure if there is a line. I'm starting to think you just don't understand what you are watching.

I would go back and double check but it's a Miz match.

And by the way, what the fuck is "your" team doing? Oh, that's right, they're eliminated from the playoffs. Kindly fuck off.

Fresh gig marks, iron-on letter t-shirt, forearm tat, and unkempt stache. Manny Fernandez is pro wrestling.

Talk about prestigious, one of those belts is the "Baggy Pants Wrestling Champion of the WOrld" titile. That was the most sought after title on the indies for like 12 years.

People are confusing being a bad actor with being in a lot of shitty movies.

Jesus.

Here is my JJ fantasy booking. JJ does the MMA gimmick to bring legitimacy back to the WWE. Brock comes back and squashes him turning face in the process. Brock leaves for 5 months. JJ does some Shopzone commercials in the "Don West" role for the rest of his career.

FSW is in the second stage of the Five Stages of Being a Lions Fan. Watching him completely unravel in this thread is marvelous.

I'm officially a GTA billionaire, now, but at least I know I got my apartment, my guns, and most of my cars and mods from my own efforts, (which were admittedly before they nerfed the racing payouts, and included the half-mil of "stimulus".) Reggie: Best way to avoid tanks is to go on passive mode and climb up somewhere you can't get run over or knocked off of with the turret. Then for good measure, hold select and move your action to "The Bird" or "Jerk" and select those to let the tank driver know what you think of them. Eventually the tanker will get bored and fuck off. A few nights ago, I was playing with another high level friend, and two guys who had gotten caught in the random fight (and owned hard in the process) went away, one of them coming back in a tank. High-level friend said "Can you keep them distracted?" Me: "Oh yes." At which point I went on passive, switched my chat to everyone, and proceeded to talk more shit than I have since Usenet was still a thing people did. I went out into a field and used a telephone pole for cover, yelling out "Ole!" every time he tried and failed to run me over. Even with the 2nd guy in a car, they still weren't able to get a kill on me (in fact the tank ran over the car and killed that guy) before high-level friend returned in HIS tank and blew them both up.

I knew he was fucking cheating. KILL ALL MUTIES.

This is a few days late but, lol.

That Twitter is incredible - and has given me my new avatar

One of my fondest WCW memories was her against some fat sexist. Mainly because I watched it when my friend's grandmother. My friend refused to give a shit about the show, but her grandmother wanted to order the PPV but didn't want to watch it alone. So, I volunteered. The visual of an 79 year old black woman jumping out of a rocking chair to yell "THAT FAT BASTARD CHEATED! THAT HONKY! I OUTTA WHOOP HIS ASS MYSELF!" while her dog, a couple of kids under the age of 10, and the cat stared at her in shock was worth it. Those are moments I miss in wrestling. That is why in 2013, I still rave about the Wade Barrett Nexus. My own grandmother had a similar reaction to Wade antagonizing Cena. I miss it and I miss her.

Oh, Tabe, you are getting frustrating. Guys, we need an angrier test subject for this pay off.

Jesus shut the fuck up dude Is this the definition of irony?

@SaifsArt is the face of Twitter.

I took this from another wrestling forum, but it just is a tremendous photo. Backlund, McMahon Sr and Race:

Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street. Prior to this film I felt he was completely useless... This film showed me that I was very wrong.

If I never hear that fucking "Happy Together" cover by Filter again in my life it will be too soon.

Fantasy book comics? It turns out everything that has happened since Identity Crisis is a horrible alternate reality created by Parallax, and he will eventually be defeated by Wally West, restoring a DCU that isn't fucking terrible.

Mike Modano, today: "NHL should fine teams for celebratory high 5s down the bench. Line back up at center like you've been there before" You can't even make this shit up.

Pam Grier hmmmmmmmm

What. Is. Your. Shithouse. Team. Doing. Now? Nothing? Kindly fuck off.

Well here's the latest video that could've been commissioned by ZUFFA for FreeFights4You for UFC 168 Still not as good as the Miley Cyrus one.

Big a dope as ever. If all he had was the Acts Of Vengeance story in X-Men, that would make him a top shelf villain. Factor in he is the only good Iron Man villain that is not another guy in armor and the Iron Man 3 reveal is even worse.

Two con artisits meet (Bale and Adams) and fall in love despite Bale being married to Lawrence. They con some people but get caught and have to work with the FBI (Cooper) in order to save themselves. I think that's enough detail without giving it away. Now go see it!!! I was already wanting to see it, but it's hard to get a plot synopsis on the 'net without having the whole thing spoiled for you. So thanks! I just get aggravated at movie trailers that either spoil the entire fucking movie, or don't even try to explain what the movie is about.

I was foolish to think we could escape my own prophecy.

Knowing WCW, there's probably a unmarked storage facility somewhere in Georgia that contains several thousand million of said items.

It's pretty obvious that the correct vote is entire world. It's the choice that will most fulfill the true spirit of March Madness: "Wait, what is the true meaning of March Madness, Mark Henry?" "Lights please! The true spirit of March Madness is to do whatever it takes to somehow get Jaedmc's hopes up that this year might be different. That this year people might actually see all his hard work as a chance to expand their horizons rather than just to be the same assholes who are going to say and do the same dumb shit they did last year." "And then, Mark Henry? What then?" [sigh]"Here, since you dumb sad fools can't quite grasp this, let me show you in a language you understand, crude photoshop" "And that, my sad dumb message board, is the true meaning of March Madness. Lights please."

I watched Man of Steel again last night. I felt the film did a nice job of showing how Clark was born with super hero instincts and morality. As a kid we see him save his classmates from drowning. The mother of one of the kids he rescued is having coffee at the Kent house and explains that "this is not the first time Clark has done something like this". Later in his 20's we have a scene where he saves an entire plant of people. He saves Lois multiple times. He saves soldiers in the initial showdown with Zod's crew. At the very end of the film we see a young Clark playing in the yard with a red "cape" on... If this isn't supposed to signify that he was born to be Superman then I don't know what would.. Pa Kent is certainly there for guidance. Clark wants his life to "mean something" as he explains in a car ride and he tells his father earlier that he couldn't just let those kids die. Pa Kent is not against this idea that Clark can change the world.. he wants him to but when the time is right. He doesn't tell Clark not to save mankind. He shows him that humanity is not ready at this moment. Clark will know when the time is right. The only scene that bothered me was the tornado scene and not because Pa put his hand up and said "no" but because it looked a little hokey. Jor-El is definitely not telling Kal what to do. He is offering reassurance. Kal already wants to be Superman well before Kal reassures him. I had no issue with any of this. People will say that Superman shouldn't have his doubts but I don't mind this take on it. He is still developing as Superman and as a person. I also wanted to revisit the scene with he and Zod at the end. First, Superman does not throw Zod through buildings, I don't know where this idea came from but it is absolutely false. I watched it again.. very closely. Superman is trying to fight Zod in mid air and Zod keeps throwing him through shit. Plus, most of the buildings Superman is thrown through are no longer occupied. This idea that Superman should have been there to save everyone from the destruction... my question is how? He was across the world trying to destroy the machine in the Indian Ocean. On to Zod's death. Zod says "This ends with one of us dead". Zod was already banished to the phantom zone and came back. Zod will always keep coming back. Superman never showed that he could strong man Zod away from anything... This was his first real fight and Zod explained how he was a warrior who was adapting easier to the elements. Zod was the stronger dude in this fight. You must accept this as fact, he was stronger than Superman. Superman was still developing. As I've said multiple times on here and watching again it has reaffirmed everything I had been saying... the gripes are all very minor. I'm not in the business of picking nits. If there was a major significant fuck up in this film I would have no issue saying it.

Just played Gone Home and I'm instantly reminded of my high school years and how miserable those years were.

Sure, but it's not like they didn't have long careers before that fact was revealed/retconned in. If Marvel ever gets the rights to the X-Men back, they can retcon it in in the movieverse too. If not, oh well.

Well a computer took my job daddy.

Even better, he asks him if wrestling is fake.

The last few years, Christmas bonuses have been included with our bi-weekly paychecks during the last payday of the year. Well, payday came and went and nothing was there. We don't think we're getting Grizwalded or anything, just the company waiting until next week to give them to us. Well, I was counting on that to finish the shopping over the weekend, since the regular paycheck goes towards the usual stuff. But, much to our surprise, the wife got a nice fat bonus check herself today!

A gun has not been held to my loved ones, so I have not willingly visited Grantland.

Thanks! It's all due to inheritance; it's not the result of frugal living, and I didn't do anything to earn it.