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Man, I hope so. If only to see the reactions of the over-the-top Davey Richards haters on this board--especially the guy with the "Davey Richards inside a steel Davey Richards" gimmick. Yeah. That dude is an asshole. Fuck whoever said that.

This is entirely too awesome. http://www.wwe.com/videos/every-tombstone-ever-26165587

Jesus this thread got stupidly serious.

Here's a few random pics that I'm saving on my cloud accounts before the Commodore 64 I've been using loses it's shite. Again. If ya'll dig em I'll drop some more jpg's this way. Enjoy! Here's some wrasslin paintings, digital and mixed media artwork; Ouchie. HOMICIDE performing "Da Cop Killa" thru a car windshield on some unlucky goof. In the amazing world of professional wrestling, Donkey Kong(or maybe Don K. Kong?!) finally gets revenge as he sits down into the Texas Cloverleaf on a not so super Mario. I've always dug ULTIMO DRAGON(the ONLY bad-ass to hold 9 belts at one time), it's almost as if he's perched over top of the wrestling world...awaiting time to return. Motor City Mapleleafs?! Bad ass, nuff said. Bane's mask is backbreaking bad-ass...but it's no match for Bat's stache. ROWDY RODDY PIPER will always be known for kicking major ass in the flick "They Live". Slick tie-in with this famous catchphrase, adding Big League Chew sinches it. I hope the images appeared on here...

Yeah that's way worse than four Doinks vs fucking Bastion Booger, Mr Hyperbole

Two or three after is Demento at the first Monday Night Raw I think, so that could place it between Oct 1992 and Dec 1992 I'd say. if TSteck's dailymotion account didn't get nuked you could find it pretty easily. Superstars: 12/12/92 - The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer) pinned Barry Horowitz at 1:29 with a chokeslam is not it. Challenge: 12/20/92 - The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer) pinned Duane Gill with the tombstone at 1:52 is not it. Let me go back a bit. He didn't have a ton of matches at the end of the year. Boom: Superstars: Taped 9/21/92; Winnipeg, Manitoba; Arena 10/24/92: The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer) pinned Jason Helton at the 41-second mark with the tombstone; Taker kept his coat on for the duration of the match and placed Helton in a bodybag

That poor intern that had to do this

See this is crazy. Mason Ryan is a terrible wrestler. He's slow, he gets in his own way, he lacks just about everything you need to get over outside of being freakishly muscular. He's not even in the same universe as Batista. Maybe one day he improves to the point where he could be tolerable but not now. Davey is an athlete and CAN wrestle.. in that he can perform actual wrestling maneuvers without fucking them up. Do I think he'll go anywhere? I don't know but I DO know that I am more interested in what he and Eddie can do in NXT than Mason fucking Ryan. Re: Kaval. He was doing fine. I don't know where this idea that WWE held him down is coming from. He was allowed to showcase his wrestling ability and maybe if he had stuck it out for more than a cup of coffee he would have gotten somewhere. I feel so sorry for him that he got to hangout with Laycool all the time.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASE! PLEASE! COME BACK! [immediately begins playing his theme music on his iPhone]

This guy was backstage at the NXT taping as well

GODDAMN we got hoodwinked because no one wants to read lmao

Merg Turdfuck

There are people that don't like Con Air. They're mostly yet-to-be-convicted pedophiles, but I will fight to my last breath in defence of that movie.

Well, that settles that.

That was like 30% of his gimmick.

Rousey is awful

Man, I hope so. If only to see the reactions of the over-the-top Davey Richards haters on this board--especially the guy with the "Davey Richards inside a steel Davey Richards" gimmick. I've seen Richards wrestle in person a few times. He was athletic and entertaining. He'll do fine. Come 2018 we will all complain about his botched push to main event.

Reddit's take:

Fuck all of you, Mason Ryan is amazing on NXT.

Who is driving? Tiger is driving! How can that be?!?!?

I fully expect Davey Richards to be amazing in NXT and the WWE.

I think Donkey Kong is actually don't Shuji Kondo's Gorilla Clutch.

They need to bring in Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens to deal with these biker scum. Series ends with Raylan drawing first, killing Jax right when he is about to escape the law in some improbable manner.

So WWE.com is doing its thing again where it is asking guys (on the roster) to pick their dream survivor series teams vs. =

Finally beat MGS4 on Liquid Easy. 200+ kills, 4 continues, about 15 hours of play. ALL HAIL, YOU PEONS.

The main event for the taping this Thursday is Regal/Cesaro. Someone pick me up and take me to Orlando, STAT.

On paper, this looks like the worst Survivor Series card of all-time. Big Show Vs. Randy Orton? John Cena Vs. Alberto Del Rio AGAIN. Punk/Bryan Vs. Rowan/Harper? ...UGH. Langston Vs. Axel rematch? Jesus... 7 on 7 Divas match!?!? Are you kidding me??? Cody Rhodes & Goldust, The Usos & Rey Mysterio vs. The Shield & The Real Americans is the only match with potential...and we've already seen The Rhodes Brothers & The Shield about six-hundred times. Who the Hell would pay for this card?

Sandler is the piss break.

Also, Bobby Eaton is like the best wrestler to ever live.

Those dudes are Jobbers to the Stars at best. How many times have you spent money to see either of them? You are basically saying that Kofi Kingston and Brodus Clay are mid-carders. A mid-carder should be someone like Amy Adams or even Morgan Freeman, people who are undeniably stars, can handle a starring role if you need them to, but are generally there to support the main even talent. I think the biggest question is how many people can really be called main eventers? Is Will Smith still a championship level worker? Brad Pitt has been the star of a lot of movies, but World War Z is his biggest hit, and if that is his ceiling can he really be in the main event? I think that the main event guys right now are Robert Downey Jr.(WWE Champion), George Clooney(World Champion), Denzel Washington(Multi-time former champion, already reached his peak, but you can't take him out of the title picture), Jennifer Lawrence(Young lion, making a run to be the top dog for the coming future), The Rock(He fills the Mick Foley role of guy who rarely gets the belt, but is always dangerous) Leonardo DiCaprio(The guy that who probably should have the belt, but doesn't really play the backstage politics). Ban this fuck.

Really looking forward to UFC 168: Weidman vs. Silva 2 for that and Rousey vs. Tate 2. I'll be watching that show live and so paying for lack of sleep!

This is a lot of great work. The frustrating thing about lucha libre data is that every name has been used before, and may be being used by different people at the same time. "Gran Guerrero" debuted this year, but I've just recently found out there was a totally unrelated Gran Guerrero in 1988/1989. That's why I try to use the date/promotion/arena limiters in the identity sheet. You have Axxel in CMLL as a constant because he was Sagrado, but he was only Sagrado up until early '99, and then the guy who was Genetico took the name in 2004. Similiar things are going on with Pierroth. (here's that list - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ar2xa_r48qoudDhkWWU0MUVpclNpbXFBTVNDSDRpVHc&usp=sharing - just for post 1998 guys who were in AAA/CMLL. Big list is even bigger and all needs more fine tuning.)

Mason Ryan would be 1000x more entertaining if he stopped doing the Chicken Dance constantly. Davey would be 1000x more entertaining if he started doing the Chicken Dance constantly.

I suspect many of us will like WWE Davey alot more than we like indy Davey. If anyone could ever benefit from being handcuffed, it's him.

Why can't anyone have a sleeve of tattoos that look like an amazing Lego construction? EDIT: That, or a full Tetris board.

Glorious!

I'm partial to the Dragon/Black Tiger one myself.

I'll do it for you: FUCK ingrsco's DRIVE TO WORK!!!

I think the real question is how do Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito fit into this story?

I can't recall many people in the business that completely overestimate their self-worth like the Bellas do.

You see, this is how you do a comic book tv show. Arrow is fucking awesome.

'SUP

So...I'm thinking of finally doing a podcast of sorts focusing on my lady's 11 year old boy's thoughts and opinions on current pro-wrestling, starting with us doing a Survivor Series prediction show. Basically, I'll talk with him getting his thoughts on that week's shows, who his favorites are and why, and where he thinks things are going. Thought it would be an interesting and different take to hear what a new fan of the current wrestling scene thinks of these things. I'd moderate, of course, and lead the conversations to get his opinions. And he is very opinionated. Would anybody be interested in checking this out should I be able to tear him away from Call of Duty for a bit to record something? Also, if we do it, I'd like to do a Q & A section for him, so if anybody has questions, PM me for now and if it takes off/if there's interest, we'll figure out a better way in the future.

My vote still goes to Idris Elba.

With Survivor Series around the corner, I hope they let him skip NXT and go straight to the main roster. He could be the second best worker ever to be the Gobbledy Gooker.