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He was out there to break Cody's arm, but the presence of the rest of the face locker room made that awkward, so he just went along with the celebration.

No, my youngest and I aren't possessed by Satan in this picture...I swear! Friday after school, my oldest sweet-talked me into letting her have a sleepover. Well you cannot simply plan a 5-year-old sleepover "off the cuff" like you can with a 9-year-old...so little sister was stuck at home with Dad. She was pissed. So I took her to see Cloudy 2 (and we dressed up because we do every time we go on a date night), and as we left the theatre, I was told this... "I'm really glad I didn't go for a sleepover tonight, Daddy." I don't always think I'm a good Dad, even though I know I'm doing better since my divorce...but Friday night was a fucking home run.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

The Shield hit the WWE as absolute masters of tag formula. It's insane.

This is all you need to know about this ppv.

Seth Rollins sells everything like he's being murdered by Jason Vorhees. It's wonderful.

http://www.kayfabenews.com/khali-now-four-inches-taller-after-cesaro-swing/ "Although he was already the tallest competitor in World Wrestling Entertainment, The Great Khali measured a full four inches taller this morning after enduring a powerful Cesaro Swing at the Battleground pay-per-view. The Punjabi giant, who previously stood at a whopping seven-foot-one, now towers even higher over opponents at an unbelievable seven-foot-five. According to WWE Chief Medic Dr. Bob Ponovich, the “centrifugal force exerted by the Cesaro Swing caused an elongation of Mr. Khali’s legs and spine.” Added Dr. Ponovich: “It actually seems to have helped Mr. Khali, as he no longer walks like a drunken clown on stilts.” Asked for comment, The Great Khali told reporters: “Grauchghchhh. Schauruannn pauchgauh, tuchsch gah nah raaaaahhhh.” A Punjabi translator indicated that Khali’s statement was just gibberish."

Put through to final interview at this new site. Apparently am a strong candidate. Also - officially a father to a one year old. Tempus fugit and all that?

Vacant is still more interesting than Alberto Del Rio.

After months of stomach pains and fatigue, my wife had a CT scan last week. The result showed "something" on her adrenal glands, enough to warrant a follow-up PET scan. Doing some research, we learned that colon cancer like she had usually returns in the form of cancer on..... the adrenal gland. With that in mind, we met with her oncologist this morning to get the PET scan results. And, as you probably guessed because of where I'm posting this, the test came back clean. NO CANCER. Such awesome news. She still has to see a G-I doctor to get her stomach looked at but we at least know it's not cancer!

Cena needs to learn to say "No way! Are you crazy?" to WWE the same way he does to Nikki whenever she brings up the subject of marriage.

Brunner currently politely telling Ken Holland to suck his Swiss army knife.

Taunting people he perceives as gay by talking about what he's going to do with penis? I don't understand how homophobia works at all.

It is crazy how quickly Langston is becoming my favorite wrestler This also reminds me that apparently the TNA crew was on a flight a week or two ago with Bill Cosby - complete with Kazarian having the seat next to him. None of them took a picture... which shows you they learned well from the company they work for. DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT MIGHT GET US ATTENTION!!!

From the "Stop Overcompensating" Department During yesterday's game Lions C Dominic Raiola called the U of Wisconsin band fags and said he was going to stick a trombone up a girl.

I don't generally like to fantasy book, but Dustin and Cody being back made me think how awesome it would be for Goldust to get a match for the WHC against Del Rio, win.....and then have corporate genius Damien Sandow cash in. Cody chases for the rest of the year. JR loses his pants every Monday.

No results for it listed on the History of WWE. Although I did see this for the first time: It kind of makes me happy to know that the final match ever broadcast on WCW television was Wargames 1994.

So Who Has Herd On???? I will show myself out

Sounds like you handled that with admirable restraint. Some people go through their whole lives clueless. Hopefully it skips a generation and Baby a will turn out to be as thoughtful as Baby c will undoubtedly become.

Rhodes vs Shield was everything pro wrestling should be. Fucking awesome. EDIT: Coincidentally the two retards shouting ECDUB after the Kofi dive to the outside are everything pro wrestling shouldn't be.

I miss WEC, my second favourite MMA company of all time.

Having retained its title, Vacant is turning into one of the most dominant champions of the year.

Man, you all need to stop hating.ADR/RVD was a decent hardcore match. Fun match with some decent hardcore spots. The Cesaro Swing was amazing. Divas match was decent. AJ's putting on a lot of really good matches. I thought Tamina as AJ's Diesel was good. Her choke on Brie was nasty. Rhodes Family vs. The Shield is one of the most perfect moments in wrestling history. Not kidding. I watched this at the Fox and Hound in Philly and the place was just electric for this match. Just lit up from start-to-finish. The end was great. Awesome touch to have the face locker room come out. I might make this as my MOTY right now. It was such an amazing story. Great match that ended in the best way possible. A+++.Kofi/Bray suffered from poor show placement. NOTHING was going to top that. I thought that was still a good match, though. Bray's best since the call up, easily. There were a lot of good spots in it. Bray's low cross-body was great. I loved his powerslam out of Kofi's slingshot. The Sister Abigail ending exchange was solid, too. Get Bray in a feud with someone with actual stakes and it's not in a fire match and he'll be huge. Punk/Ryback was pretty lackluster. Main event lost a lot of steam because of the power outage. I thought it picked up really well, especially when Bryan made the dive to the floor. The ending is fine -- they've been building up to that for six weeks now. If they still don't have a conclusion to what Show is doing by the next PPV, I'll complain. But now Show's going to be either a guest referee or there's going to be some three way match with him. Fun time.

The ending of Battleground could have been worse. Bryan and Orton could have become lumberjacks, for instance.

Thank God I didn't learn the word "abeyance" for nothing. When my wife got up to get some snacks during HOMELAND, I was all like "Hey, babe, don't worry I'll hold the show in abeyance until you get back." Yeah. I'm the worst.

Imagine Cesaro doing that to Bret Hart back in the day, the whole ring would have been covered in hair grease.

The important thing is that we're raising money for cancer research by spending money on custom pink gear instead of, you know, donating it to fucking cancer research.

He's on hiatus for the next two weeks as well as last week and guest hosts are manning the desk, starting with Larry King last week. Maybe no one in America's Hat knows who King is.

Ugh. I hope everyone gets over their bizarre need to have either the Wyatts or Shield turn soon. The best heel acts the company has had in some time, neither of which would work in the slightest as faces, do not need to be tampered with. Bray shouldn't turn for a very long time (though he should, and no doubt will, eventually) but Harper and Rowan could easily be replaced if they were to turn. Anyone can wear a goat mask and do clubberin'. I don't agree with this - Harper and Rowan have the right look to be backwoods cultists, and the added benefit of not having an established persona that requires an overhaul. Replacing them with, say, Drew McIntyre and Evan Bourne would require a lot more effort. That being said, if they can easily be replaced, all the more reason not to turn them - if the audience isn't vested enough in them or the Wyatt Family gimmick for the turn to mean anything, why bother doing it?

That Dok Hendrix pic will never not be hilarious.

Peyton Manning is basically a cross between Bobby Knight, the Daredevil villain Bullseye, and Crom. I don't think he is capable of letting up.

Orton/Goldust too.

Myth on the level of Bigfoot.

Vampire Circus is still fucking great... and kinky! FEARNet OnDemand and Xfinity Streampix queues are also shaping up nicely with favorites like Session 9, Slither, RING, and Insidious.

Rhodes-shield made me excited to call myself a wrestling fan. Simple, well-executed booking from top to bottom. Even the backstage interview prior to the match was top notch. By the end, entire evening came off like a magical moment. I felt that was enough to make Battkeground PPV at least worthwhile.

They went with Woodhead because they were expecting someone else. They must have been thinkin'! I don't know what the hell they were thinkin'. </Uecker> I wasn't thinking about it, but this also ties in with the baseball jokes.

Every time I see that Chevy Silverado commercial about the man and his son going camping, I imagine the dad telling his son all about the articles in playboy. Because he played Rube Baker in Major League II, not because I'm a weirdo.

Less about Andrew, more sympathy toward SirFozzie and his mom. Please.

Took my 10 yr. old nephew to the V.I.P. Experience show in Albany, NY last night. My worthless thoughts about it: - They had a small stage with multiple screens & smoke. Heyman, Axel & Wyatt cut promos from the locker room in between matches making it feel like a TV taping instead of a house show. You could tweet/text messages or photos to a website that would be displayed on screens in the arena during the matches. - I paid $30 for him to have a picture taken with one of the replica belts which gets photoshopped onto a fake WWE magazine cover with the Superstar of his choice. Looks really good but unfortunately you don't get a digital copy. - Limited merchandise at the show. Only items available were for Cena, Punk & RVD. - Great Khali came out first & my own knees hurt watching him moving around. Jinder Mahal did a good job bumping for him & tried to make the best of the match given how Khali's limited mobility. - AJ Lee - She works hard & plays to the crowd well. - RVD - My first time watching him live & I had low expectations from his TV matches. He needs to get rid of that gut. He actually didn't botch any spots or potato Del Rio. He had the second loudest pop of the night. - Alberto del Rio - Managed to pull a better match out of RVD than I thought he could. He was pretty obvious calling his spots to make sure RVD was where he was supposed to be. - Drew Mcintyre is much bigger than I thought. - The Wyatt family - People wanted to see them but the crowd fell flat sometime during the beginning of the match. I think people like the idea of them but they're wasn't anything interesting about their match against the Usos. They need to be more than a cool entrance. Despite the crowd going flat at the end, Bray was 110% in selling his character. - Zack Ryder - Really lukewarm reception for him. El Torito was more over than him last night. - Ryback - Actually cut a decent promo about Ryder shaking Josh Matthews' (ring announcer) hand when he got into the ring. Ryback said he was defending Matthews because he's short, puny & weak. Paul Heyman - Like someone pointed out on the board, he slowly incorporates himself into the match. He knows how to work the crowd without taking too much focus off Axel. He made everyone laugh in his promo where he said real New Yorkers wish Albany would secede from the state. CM Punk - The loudest pop of the night by far. He's not as small as I thought he would be. He appeared to be in good shape even though I've seen it posted that he's pretty beat up lately.

I really want the Subway girl to choke on her Flosted sandwich

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The Colin Farrell Fright Night is awesome because Colin Farrell just steals the entire thing effortlessly.