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The first ever baby born with horrible tattoos.

They should start a promotion called Wrestling is Painful and have Harley Race rough all these nerds up for 90 minutes, then have the reunited Steiner brothers stiff the shit out of people who try slow motion and/or grenade throwing spots.

This Chikara stuff is pretty stupid. who has time to find some secret DVDs and decode cryptic messages. I barely have time to watch a fucking 3 hour DVD, even when it is shipped directly to my house. Chikara: Hey....go find a DVD in a parking lot that someone may have left there. Me: I have a job. Go fuck yourself.

Some of the guys on the board were threatening physical violence to Condor Security of they showed up, I'm pretty sure even the nerdiest Battlestar Galactica guys didn't try throwing down with the Cylons during any cons or fests.... I can't think of any physical threat of violence I would be worried about less than one from Chikara fans.

Oh, wow! I thought this place died a couple of months ago! Couldn't remember my old credentials, but I would lurk on here and drop off my scans from Drop ToeHold from time to time. On this second go-around, I've got a new name and scans from my new website WCWworldwide:

Bunkhouse Buck vs. Dustin Rhodes, Bunkhouse Match, Spring Stampede '94. Best match in WCW history, the centerpiece of the best ppv ever.

Playing red dead and doing car noises for my horse

I think the thing that is most important, and completely overlooked (or at least unmentioned), is that Randy Orton is KILLING IT with this new character and angle in the ring, and he's wrestling the best wrestler in the entire world this millineum next Sunday in the main event for the championship. Everyone is freaking out over hypothetical booking and we're staring a potential MOTY in the face.

I hate the implication made on this page that 1983 Florida wrestling isn't fun and different and entertaining.

I guess we'll all just go back to watching our 1983 copy of Florida Wrestling or some shit then, right? It's like nothing can be fun and different, and if it is - well, fuck them for trying to make wrestling entertaining. Sometimes, just sometimes, wrestling fans can be way worse than hipsters or movie snobs.

Can we ban the next person to use the "Vince is allergic to money" line? It's terrible.

Between Lita's moonsault and Punk's elbow drop...their kid should stay the hell away from the top rope.

Word. There is a difference between being "involved" as a fan, and needing to be a 33rd degree LARPer to get what's going on.

Sitting down to a football game with some Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream. If this isn't good news, nothing is.

Well, that last Chikara show did have a dude that shoulderblocked himself through a glass door in a fit of anger at the ending, so who knows just how deep the rabbit hole is for them.

So, to recap for you guys just tuning in: Wrestling fans can't handle alternative reality games, but virtually every person who is a dedicated fan of other entertainment (movies, music) can.

I love Chikara but I never kept up with every little thing they did. Last time they came to Chicago I only knew major stuff like Wink was mixing up teams and the Archie/TD feud. The rest of the stuff I just picked up during the show, like Young Bucks are invading champs etc. etc. My family that I brought with me to the show knew even LESS than that and had a blast. I feel like it's the kind of thing that has enough nerd continuity for people to get fuller experience out of, but all the shows have enough "one off" kind of feel that you can have fun without seeing much of anything before or after.

They're one of the world's coolest bands, ya old fogey. I much prefer The Smosh to Emo & The Pinterests.

Great day out with my Dad today.

The CHIKARA thing is virtually impossible to follow, for me, but: A) It's a deep, deep storyline There are dedicated psychopaths summarizing everything for us in bomb ass PDFs C) Archie D) Don't knock CHIKARA and then go to complain about how superficial and short-sighted TNA booking is

Pro wrestling is selling the Turtles.

Dean is a really good sociopath. He really comes off like a completely awful and without redemption. I know there's the whole Michael Hayes "A good heel believes what he says" line of thought. I get the vibe from Dean though that he knows what he is doing is completely wrong but doesn't give one crap if it helps his bank account. And, more than that, he actually enjoys doing things that are completely wrong.

Was anyone else impressed at how much when Dean Ambrose would say things like, "Do you know why I like you, Michael?" or "Relax, Michael!" he sounded just like Kiefer Sutherland talking to Jason Patric in THE LOST BOYS? I, for one, was tingling. I was one "Come on, Michael, a billion Chinese people can't be wrong!" away from ruined slacks.

Have any of your kids ever read the board? Any poster 30 and younger are Dean's kids. Any day now he'll be home with that pack of cigarettes.

I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON FLY ME TO THE MOON LIKE THAT BITCH ALICE KRAMDEN

I'm making my own at home.You have pubes long enough to do that? I'll PM you.

I think cancer having Ian Rotten is more appropriate.

Today marks three years since Mrs. Super Ape and I tied the knot. We're down the shore celebrating, plus I get a much-needed break from work!

Smack yourself in the face.

'93 style Dustin Rhodes showing up and beating down cody and joining the corporation as muscle would be cool, though no one would really care

I tried to find a picture of Manti's girlfriend....

Hansen & Mossman vs Kawada & Tenryu from 2000. Everyone has something to prove in this match: Kea has to prove that he's the next big thing, Hansen needs to prove he can still bring it, Kawada has to prove that he is All Japan, and Tenryu is making his big come back to AJ. The result is four guys kicking the absolute shit out of each other. Sick match where Hansen punches the ring post and Kawada hits a powerbomb on Kea that folds him up like an accordion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qutCCj-Drk

I wish they would have dusted off Mike Russow to fight Overeem.

Had he used the word "hater" it would have been Douchebag Bingo.

AJ makes it difficult not to love her. Same goes for Big E.

He's not selling. Raphael was a total shooter.

Word. There is a difference between being "involved" as a fan, and needing to be a 33rd degree LARPer to get what's going on. I swear I don't mean to insult anyone with this sentence, but some of the posters on reddit have been borderline Asperger's status about it, and I really don't see the huge deal. I actually (quite embarrassingly) laughed at loud at work when I read a post suggesting that the whole angle would "change the game" like the NWO.

All I have to add to this is that Half Baked was just on and it's still really funny. "I LIVE FOR THIS...! GETOUTOFMYFACEBITCH"

Yeah, I think we have it on World Class. We should turn it off. Load up the same save before we started the match, but this time set it on Professional.

Have any of your kids ever read the board?

In other news, water is wet and Earth is a planet. More on these stories at 11. How much weed does a NBA player have to smoke for everyone else to say it's a problem for him?

Orton wrestling with a purpose is one of the best aspects of this angle.

That was my all-time favorite trainwreck match. HHH audibly calling spots while trying to drag a blown-up Steiner to the finish line by bumping around HBK-style; Steiner doing the same suplex like eight times to increasing boos each time, ultimately collapsing in a crumpled heap after trying a different suplex... The build-up was fun too, as HHH got to live out his fantasy of working a Ric Flair-style program by stealing every gimmick from the Flair playbook (dramatic oversell of an arm wrestling contest, getting stripped out of his suit and left in his underwear, etc)

http://www.polygon.com/2013/9/6/4701174/commodore-64-version-of-ultima-4-hits-ios-for-free Ultima iv which i had for my spple iic.

........At least my girl Alicia gets some shine

My God I'm starting to love him. He's not even feuding with anyone. He's just like a free-range heel. ...like a big mean Funaki.