The Iron Yuppie Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Yeah, but Shawn Michaels was never on The Simpsons (neither was Brock Lesnar or Ric Flair) 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 13 hours ago, Horton Hears a Wooo!!! said: Just watching that makes me want t go ice my knees. Ow. More like your hip. Or if you sympathize more with Barbarian, your shoulder. That is just ridiculous -- can you imagine the conversation between the two? Nord: "Hey I'm gonna come off the top on you tonight, that cool?" Barbarian: "Yeah no problem." Yeah... that was probably the conversation, because that's how tough those two motherfuckers are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 When I look at that logo, all I see are "WWE'S GREAT BALLS." Great Balls of Fire? Fucking really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, Zartan said: Is it May yet? When it is this thread needs to not only be locked but closed from viewing and never brought up again. I think the worst of it is done yet. If we can get through earlier this week then I think this thread's fine. And it's only a couple more days. As for "Great balls of fire" it could be worse. If it wasn't a PG environment there'd be so many bad jokes on TV about it. As it is it seems like a PPV name ECW would come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Quote Great Balls of Fire? Fucking really? WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT NOW PAL IT'S OUR AMERICA *loud snort* NOW GET ME THE WRITER OF THAT SCRIPT WE NEED TO DO SOME REVISIONS 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 24 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Hmm. Bad Blood was supposed to by on 7/9. Guess that's cancelled or moved to early August to break up the 6 week stretch to Summerslam. Maybe they moved Bad Blood to October to do a 20 years of Kane thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Iron Yuppie Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT NOW PAL IT'S OUR AMERICA *loud snort* NOW GET ME THE WRITER OF THAT SCRIPT WE NEED TO DO SOME REVISIONS Given Vince's reputation for being horribly out of touch with pop culture, I'm trying to picture who he'd want cast in various roles. GODDAMMIT PAL, WE NEED SOMEONE WITH SOME GODDAMN TRAPS IF WE'RE GOING TO DO VINCE MCMAHON JUSTICE ON THE BIG SCREEN. CAN WE GET LOU FERRIGNO? AND WHAT ABOUT FARRAH FAWCETT AS LINDA? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 28, 2017 Author Share Posted April 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Hmm. Bad Blood was supposed to by on 7/9. Guess that's cancelled or moved to early August to break up the 6 week stretch to Summerslam. WON is saying that Great Balls of Fire is replacing Bad Blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Great Balls of Fire has to be a Jerry Lawler tribute show, for multiple reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I don't care what anyone says or how many house show matches he coasted through, the Hitman is the G.O.A.T. and his crotchety old man promos are king-sized. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 21 minutes ago, (BP) said: Great Balls of Fire has to be a Jerry Lawler tribute show, for multiple reasons. Either that or Kane is going to come back and hook Shane's balls up to a car battery again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Either that or Kane is going to come back and hook Shane's balls up to a car battery again. This is the finale of his mayoral electoral debate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Either that or Kane is going to come back and hook Shane's balls up to a car battery again. Or this Actually Braun vs Brock in a dumpster of fire match wouldn't be terrible. Be fun to see Brock and Braun brawl all over the arena and eventually to the dumpster area out back would be alot of fun. Also you could put Braun over without pinning Brock and Brock being tossed into a dumpster of fire would be a good way to write Brock of television until Wrestlemania season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Horton Hears a Wooo!!! said: Great Balls of Fire seems like a really strange name for a PPV unless the gimmick is a night of inferno matches. Also, when the show inevitably disappoints, that title is going to lend itself to some really off-color jokes. All I'm saying is someone better throw a fucking fireball at a PPV called Great Balls of Fire. That joke was probably already made but who cares. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Vince probably wanted to do something with Chuck Berry, but when Chuck died he was all "SON OF A BITCH...GET ME SOMEONE STILL ALIVE DAMN IT". Jerry Lee Lewis taking over as the new COO over RAW from Stephanie. He's just gonna hurl whiskey bottles at people and play some piana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 2 hours ago, ReiseReise said: Is it known what the creative control clause said in detail? Aside from that, isn't abuse of creative control clauses what is (rightfully imo) criticized about Hogan, Nash and co? I'm not questioning others wrongful refusals to do jobs. I always was a Bret guy and I never liked Shawn. From an emotional pov I totally get Bret going "anyone but him". But I still think refusing to do the honors in Montreal was simply wrong. It puts the score 3-1 between Shawn('s faction) and Bret('s faction), I'll give you that. "Abuse of creative control" is a real stretch. Bret wasn't refusing to do the job, he just didn't want to do it for Michaels. And to be fair, if the positions were reversed, Michaels would have absolutely refused to do the job to Bret, and been a much bigger prick about it, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, mattdangerously said: "Abuse of creative control" is a real stretch. Bret wasn't refusing to do the job, he just didn't want to do it for Michaels. And to be fair, if the positions were reversed, Michaels would have absolutely refused to do the job to Bret, and been a much bigger prick about it, too. The way Bret tells it, he went to HBK to clear the air in front of the rest of the locker room and tell him that he (Bret) wasn't going to take any liberties and that he was fine to do the job. HBK apparently told Bret that he wouldn't do the same for him and that's what set Bret off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 On 4/25/2017 at 11:21 AM, (BP) said: I just think it's funny how Punk didn't appreciate the misdiagnosed Z-Pack he got but still goes to doctors when he's sick. What a hypocritical piece of shit. Shitty experience with one doctor? Never see any doctor ever again! What am I missing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Yeah this whole "Bret was unprofessional" narrative the WWE spins isn't the case Shawn had been unprofessional for years and Bret was fed up with Shawns attitude backstage and how he treated people and he wasnt going to put up with it. I believe Bret when he says he would have put over anyone else on Raw the next night. Shit if Vince didn't have to prove his dick size we would have probably of seen the no contest finish at survivor series with like Bret vs Taker on Raw with Taker going over and being the new Champ. Then Shawn regaining the title at Royal Rumble with Austin still going over at Mania. It'd be a completely different landscape in the wrestling world. Bret would have went over to WCW more focused and less in a personal funk and maybe would have fought harder for certain things and angles. Part of me thinks that Vince set up the screw job not because Bret wouldn't do business but because he knew Bret well enough that something like that would fuck him up in his head and he would be damaged goods for WCW. Yes I think that Vince is that much of a devious mastermind that he would come up with a screw job finish to send one of his most loyal and respected employee's into a depression on his way out so he would under perform for the competition, those doing more harm then good for the rival company once he got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 That all might be true, but the way they booked Bret he would have been DOA even without the screwjob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Things from the year that title was a relevant cultural reference point: Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: Shitty experience with one doctor? Never see any doctor ever again! What am I missing here? Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Someone tell Janet Leigh to put her shirt back on. This isn't the Attitude Era. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 *Vince blindly tripping over his own dick into Hunter's office, Red Bull dribbling onto his chin.* "Paul, I know it's a big get, but do you think we could land Annette Funicello as a guest host for Raw?" "Uhh...no." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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