The Man Known as Dan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Hunter vs Reigns Cena vs Taker Brock vs somebody we have to try to hot shot some credibility on before Mania. That's a pretty crappy top 3 Mania matches. HHH vs Roman as the title match ruins the card for me if they go that route. If you think thats crappy, think of the undercard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Is anyone keeping track of how many surprise debuts/returns Jericho had in his career? He must hold some kind of record. Something like 1. Surprise Debut (August 1999 - August 2005) 2. Save_Us Return (November 2007 - September 2010) 3. Punk feud Return (January 2012 - August 2012) 4. Surprise Return (January 2013 - July 2013) 5. Wyatt feud Return (June 2014 - September 2014) 6. Highlight Reel Appearances (November 2014 - December 2014) 7. Reigns & Ambrose Mystery Partner (September 2015) 8. Surprise Return (January 2016-) I thought his 2013 return was a fun little run Do they use Armstrong as a ref usually these days or do they just cart him out twice a year when they need a heel one? Just the heel ref now I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Bo should be the leader of the jobber cult. Slater, Axel, and Rose should all be his Bo-lievers. Curtis Axel and Adam Rose should be the tag team of the group, just so we can call them Axel Rose. That just reminded me of how disappointed I am that Curtis Axel and Mick Foley never teamed in a Beverly Hills Cop gimmick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The Jobber Cult should have a constant power struggle among the four members. One week Bo tries to make them all Bo-lievers. The next week Heath tries to make them a fake rock band. Adam Rose tries to get them to tell bad jokes. Axel makes them dress up like 80's wrestlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The Jobber Cult should have a constant power struggle among the four members. One week Bo tries to make them all Bo-lievers. The next week Heath tries to make them a fake rock band. Adam Rose tries to get them to tell bad jokes. Axel makes them dress up like 80's wrestlers. I believe Stevie Ray tried to do the same with the nWo B-team and make them all yaks, putting them in dresses and making them sit down to pee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The Jobber Cult should have a constant power struggle among the four members. One week Bo tries to make them all Bo-lievers. The next week Heath tries to make them a fake rock band. Adam Rose tries to get them to tell bad jokes. Axel makes them dress up like 80's wrestlers. I believe Stevie Ray tried to do the same with the nWo B-team and make them all yaks, putting them in dresses and making them sit down to pee. Do NOT google "Horace Hogan dress sit down to pee" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 #flabbergasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The Jobber Cult should have a constant power struggle among the four members. One week Bo tries to make them all Bo-lievers. The next week Heath tries to make them a fake rock band. Adam Rose tries to get them to tell bad jokes. Axel makes them dress up like 80's wrestlers. Axel should make them dress like his dad, and try to do things perfectly after watching the Mr. Perfect vignettes. Of course, it all fails miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebreaker Chip Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So when they ran that thing asking what was next for Tyler Breeze and summer rae, the answer was "nothing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Hey! I'm sure they'll come up with something. For Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Tyler Breeze should join the New Job Squad and try to make them into a stable of male models. Might be more entertaining than anything they'd have him do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Sandow can try to turn them into intellectuals. Fandango can try to teach them ballroom dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 They should become a Knights of Ren style cult worshipping Ziggler as the jobber who managed to hold the belt for like two days. They could have his old stupid heel shirt in a glass case and instead of doing promos they would just bump wildly on the ramp and then lay their shoulders down. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I really hope they don't have HHH win the Rumble. Or Reigns for that matter. I kind of want their deal far away from the title and this is as good a chance as any to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I really hope they don't have HHH win the Rumble. Or Reigns for that matter. I kind of want their deal far away from the title and this is as good a chance as any to do that. I almost want to see Triple H win the rumble just to see certain portions of the internet cheer and other portions explode. It would be like the wrestling version of the whole Marvel Civil War thing. They really have backed themselves into a corner with this because Reigns now has to start at number one right and presumably go the distance (unless he gets "taken out" so he can get in a breather for 20 minutes on the floor). Either way I see it as the rumble coming down to Reigns, Brock, Cena, maybe Bray (they like to get our hopes up) and one random midcarder in the give someone hope spot. Only option I see is either Roman wins in some sort of miracle or the McMahon's make a deal with the devil/Heyman and back Brock and Brock destroys Roman and wins the Rumble setting up for the rematch at Mania. But part of me does want to see Triple H eliminate Roman just to get his revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph2112 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The only credible heel they have left besides the whole roster is HHH, hence the Rumble stip. Which tells me that's the only way this ends with Trips winning the belt and rematch at Mania. If the crowd cheers HHH winning, I am afraid it officially becomes the "Rumble Tradition" of the crowd going opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 What if Taker was in the Rumble and won it? Jim Ross might have some kind of conniption if there was a chance of his "Taker retires as champ" fantasy booking coming true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 They really have backed themselves into a corner with this because Reigns now has to start at number one right and presumably go the distance (unless he gets "taken out" so he can get in a breather for 20 minutes on the floor). Either way I see it as the rumble coming down to Reigns, Brock, Cena, maybe Bray (they like to get our hopes up) and one random midcarder in the give someone hope spot. Did they say he's coming in at #1? I thought Show announced he was coming in at #1 but I only skim recaps nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The Rumble winner getting the title shot is such a big part of the Road to Wrestlemania that it just feels odd to do something else. Granted I know they've re-worked that several times, but this just portends some massive clusterfuck that is likely to get rebooked on the fly depending on audience response. So the winner gets the belt and then there is A.) no one who has a guaranteed title shot at the rumble and B.) a champion who isn't necessarily guaranteed to be champion come mania time. Reigns winning again sounds like a terrible idea that will go over like a fart in a subway, so maybe he is in the last couple of guys and gets eliminated due to authority fuckery leading to him taking on HHH at mania with the belt out of the picture. That leaves Brock winning the obvious choice, but who do they build up as a credible opponent for him and how? Cena's obviously going to be back, but hopefully they'll set up a match with some newer guy or a match with Taker, which would probably be the best use for Taker. I'm hoping they do the NXT battle royale with the winner getting a Rumble spot which leads to Samoa Joe getting a good showing, or maybe even starting a program with a debuting AJ Styles (one eliminates the other or some such). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 What if Taker was in the Rumble and won it? I bet it's on the table, at least in theory. It could have an interesting twist--Roman's blood enemy Bray Wyatt kidnapped Taker to consume his soul. Let's say Bray managed to take some of it. Roman beats Taker at WM and somehow inherits some of the Deadman's powers. In 2017, they wage a new feud with Bray being shocked to find that Roman can shoot lightning from his Superman fist or something otherwise crazy. It's my booking, and I'll fantasize if I want to, be goofy if I want to, be a mark if I want to. . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 They really have backed themselves into a corner with this because Reigns now has to start at number one right and presumably go the distance (unless he gets "taken out" so he can get in a breather for 20 minutes on the floor). Either way I see it as the rumble coming down to Reigns, Brock, Cena, maybe Bray (they like to get our hopes up) and one random midcarder in the give someone hope spot.Did they say he's coming in at #1? I thought Show announced he was coming in at #1 but I only skim recaps nowadays. Big Show said he's the first entrant, not the #1. As in first guy announced for the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Personally I'd love to see a couple of NXT guys get brought in for the Rumble. Is Sting a possibility to get in on this as the dark horse entry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Sting's done. Well, I suppose he could come back after this neck surgery, but he'd be like 58 before he could wrestle again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Could they recreate Hogan/Sid with Reigns/Ambrose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Sandow can try to turn them into intellectuals. Fandango can try to teach them ballroom dancing. I read that last part as "bathroom dancing" and I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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