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Donald Trump was right. John Lewis' District is in shambles. 53 men are getting the shit kicked out of them downtown right now and no one's doing a thing about it....#RiseUp

Good. That's what Green Bay gets for beating Dallas.

But he has that Tennessee education as a solid foundation (wait, why are you guys laughing?).

I'm watching early 90s WWF while under the influence of pain medication. Is that David Lynch??? No, it's just Jack Tunney.

Hopefully the first rule of the Falcons team once they get to Houston for the Super Bowl is NO HOOKERS

Also, if Rodgers keeps playing like this, he's gonna hafta start selling Obamacare. Yes I'm drunk. No I don't care what you think. The Dome is rocking right now and I have no voice. Fuck You.

On the plus side, at least it's not Seattle or Dallas.

Somebody better call the fire department because the Packers are getting burnt Anybody doesn't think that Matt Ryan is an MVP candidate is just delusional

I don't think he has that limp wristed throwing style that will be good for the javelin throw.

I watched that match and it was like watching something from an alternate time and space. If that match was done today there wouldn't be one drop of blood and it would be so bleh. God, I miss blood in cage matches. I'm not looking for that kind of bloodshed...but just a little you know.

Awesome.

Sasha retweeted this.

"The Story of the Story of Everest" is the Citizen Kane of sketch comedy.

I got my eye on you.

Announcers sure do.

This sums up my day as a Packers fan.

How the fuck is that song almost 17 years old? I feel old as shit.

They throw 'bows on it.

Crime Mob, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Bonecrusher, and Pastor Troy for good measure. Are Archie Eversole and Drama still alive? Oh yeah, Gucci Mane and Future (just to piss off Russell Wilson) as well. That should be a no brainer. Fantasy booking a concert is equivalent to watching Julio Jones abuse the GB secondary.

IVPvideos wants his money back.

Gotta love that Buck is giving the Packers excuses while waiting for the replay. Oh wait, no I don't, fuck you Buck. . .

This is good football more please

my comfort food wrestling is two-fold. for long periods, i will watch the Monday Night Wars documentary. i've watched that thing a ton and can basically repeat it word for word. lately, i keep watching the Last Battle of Atlanta. it gives me immense joy.

Y'all are so cute. "Oh I can't pick locks because it doesn't fit my character!" Meanwhile I just killed a priest and cannibalized him for a ring that I am never going to wear

They wouldn't sign another Free Agent again.

Thanks! I actually had not seen that until now ... and damn. Damn.

Harts/Demos from both SummerSlam matches. Taker/HBK HIAC. Vader/Sting strap match. Dustin vs Buck from Spring Stampede

So THE GOOD PLACE...

Eh, I rooted for the Giants in SBXLII just to keep from having to hear about 19-0 until the end of time.

MASTER LIST Of course - everything was up to date until I posted the last update. Always behind...

My mother is all "go, Go, GO JULIO!" So here's to the Falcons taking home the big prize.

moronic idiotic fucking stupid Pats fan gives the rest of us a bad name (some of us don't deserve it after all) http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18530485/police-arrest-man-pulling-false-alarm-pittsburgh-steelers-hotel

Chael Sonnen is legit the worst fighter who has been a consistent main event fighter of all time. He's legit only good at takedowns and top control. His striking is terrible, and his grappling is pretty bad as well. If he can't take his opponent down and fight from the top, he is going to lose 100% of the time. Losing that way to Tito Ortiz in 2017 is pretty embarrassing, but somehow his next fight will be in the main event. At some point we have to stop paying attention to him right?

As I said...he's a 39 year old fighter without the use of TRT. That's basically the performance I expected. It just turns out that between the two, Tito Ortiz is the better fighter.

John Cena is a multi-millionaire with a guaranteed basic "media figure" income for the rest of his life. He could skull fuck a Donald Trump blowup doll on Raw while screaming "INDEPENDENT CONSTRACTOR, VINCE HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" and he would be fine for the rest of his and his kids lives.

The Miz as Ted McGinley is genius.

Watching Dr Strangelove for the first time (well fully) now is not a good idea It is so no longer a comedy

My biggest issue isn't the fact that Trump is.. to be nice I'll say unqualified for the position. My biggest issue isn't even that the cabinet is comprised of undereducated yes men and women. My biggest issue isn't even that Trump's family is involved. My biggest issue is that the more sensible congress men and women within the Republican party are all rolling over and selling out this nation. Anyone who thought they would stand up to this ridiculousness no way.. I don't see that happening. It's a party in Washington. Watching the coverage of the inauguration and the balls and bells and whistles that followed, did anyone else notice how white this country has become all of a sudden. We are suddenly in Scandinavia except far less progressive. Good times.

No one is supposed to mention Haku, unless it's in total reverence. And no, the restraining order wouldn't stop him. The most important question is, did your Valiant diorama have a glass bottom?

Also, Barry still had the larger skull, even after Griffey's Nerve Tonic Addiction.

Oh hey, Vince got out-carnied by someone.

I like that her and Nattie are friends but for the sake of the show have no issue trading verbal barbs. Nice little callback to past season(s)

Which is sad because you can easily note from the excellent dialogue that they both LOVE to tell the stories. We're used to incredulity being stretched to its breaking point, but we've usually been rewarded for our patience with a decent detective story or two. The ratio of OTT : Proper British Mystery has been out of synch this season. At least Mrs. Hudson had more than her fair share of badass moments these last three episodes. If only Molly had been treated with such respect.

This season is my favorite by far. I wish there was more Miz/Maryse as Miz is a pretty damn great guy IRL. I adore Renee and her and Dean seem like one helluva couple. They seem like the realest couple in the room. And Rusev and Lana are on another level. We've been blessed with so much gold between them, and the bachelorette party rib was pretty damn funny. I wished more people would watch this as it's actually for once worth watching. It also helps that I skip the Bella stuff unless Bryan's part of it.

Subtlety!

Novak will also be watching the finals of the AU on television with Simona Halep, who got bounced in the first round in straight sets by USA's Shelby Rogers. Halep blames tendonitis in her left knee for the early exit.

I am still trying to figure out if you are trolling