Shartnado Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 (edited) 38 minutes ago, J.H. said: "Cena needs to turn heel!" See what happens when Cena turns Heel? "I asked for sneakers! Fuck You, Cena!" "Well, tough shit, kid! Best I can do is cancer!" What an insensitive jerk he turned out to be Edited July 2 by Shartnado Conversation they had, probably... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Moneghetti Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 I still think a delusional heel Cena gimmick would have been money (he would be a heel who thought he was still a babyface and played to the crowd and kissed babies even while they booed him unmercifully). I’m imagining wacky skits where Cena goes to hospitals - sorry, local medical centers - and forces Make-a-Wish kids to visit with him, ignoring their obvious disappointment and the shrieking parents who yell “But we wanted Daniel Bryan” over and over. Money. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Natural Posted July 3 Author Share Posted July 3 UFC 276: Adesanya vs. Cannonier Spoiler: Spoiler Awesome. Daniel Cormier was loving it on commentary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pete Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 21 hours ago, Tarheel Moneghetti said: I still think a delusional heel Cena gimmick would have been money (he would be a heel who thought he was still a babyface and played to the crowd and kissed babies even while they booed him unmercifully). I’m imagining wacky skits where Cena goes to hospitals - sorry, local medical centers - and forces Make-a-Wish kids to visit with him, ignoring their obvious disappointment and the shrieking parents who yell “But we wanted Daniel Bryan” over and over. Money. Sounds a bit like my idea for heel Cena: he's a dick to everyone EXCEPT kids. He's super-nice and kind to children, does all the Make-a-Wish stuff etc from the bottom of his heart, and an MJF-level prick to everyone else. The real heat comes from parents being forced to buy the latest merchandise, month after month after month. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blue Dragon Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 this is pro wrestling 4 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Damn, Eddie let his Soul Glow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J.H. Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Well there goes my "Eddie Kingston is secretly Sinbad" theory! James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Dragon Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Babyface stuff 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 6 hours ago, Pete said: Sounds a bit like my idea for heel Cena: he's a dick to everyone EXCEPT kids. He's super-nice and kind to children, does all the Make-a-Wish stuff etc from the bottom of his heart, and an MJF-level prick to everyone else. The real heat comes from parents being forced to buy the latest merchandise, month after month after month. This kinda sounds like Cena's actual gimmick to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great ML Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 That’s Bruiser Brody with a damn poodle perm! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 My plans for the 4th at the Jersey shore. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 On 7/2/2022 at 8:25 AM, Tarheel Moneghetti said: I still think a delusional heel Cena gimmick would have been money (he would be a heel who thought he was still a babyface and played to the crowd and kissed babies even while they booed him unmercifully). Isn't this Cody Rhodes? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cobra Commander Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 6 hours ago, zendragon said: This kinda sounds like Cena's actual gimmick to be honest I didn't know that Eddie Kingston went to high school in the South Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 7 hours ago, (BP) said: My plans for the 4th at the Jersey shore. I love this kinda stuff. Now, did the intern set to this task count a three man Dx triple-chop "suck it" as 9 Crotch Gestures or just one? How many of those Middle Fingers were from Steve Austin? Does a double bird count as two? What was the baseline Obscene Phrase? If the number 69 came up randomly in a percentage stat would that count? Someone ring up Dr. Gantz for the raw (!) data. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Natural Posted July 4 Author Share Posted July 4 1 hour ago, Pete said: No flips, just fists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 19 hours ago, zendragon said: This kinda sounds like Cena's actual gimmick to be honest 100% that's the senior in your class who got held back in 1st grade because his dad wanted him to be bigger than the other kids when it came time for sports so he looks older than 21, drives a Camaro blasting "That Smell" by Skynrd all the time and who buys the beer for parties but makes you pay an exorbitant "tax". 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 The American Dream we deserve in 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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