Craig H Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Let's be real, Brian Cage is Vince's wet dream. Let him go to WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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For Great Justice Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Craig H said: Let's be real, Brian Cage is Vince's wet dream. Let him go to WWE. He’s not WWE Big is he? Seems like he’s more or less Buddy Murphy’s size edit: well that’s a tag team I didn’t realize I wanted that would kick ass Edited September 9, 2021 by For Great Justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, For Great Justice said: He’s not WWE Big is he? Seems like he’s more or less Buddy Murphy’s size edit: well that’s a tag team I didn’t realize I wanted that would kick ass He's at least 6' or taller with risers in his boots, he's juiced to the fucking gills, he can't speak for shit...Yeah, Vince would love him but probably tell him to stop all of the flippy shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Make him Keith Lee's manager. 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, John from Cincinnati said: Make him Keith Lee's manager. Britt still needs a mascot in a giant tooth costume. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Matt D said: Britt still needs a mascot in a giant tooth costume. Gotta repackage somebody as a Cavity Creep for her to feud with. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiztor Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 37 minutes ago, Craig H said: Let's be real, Brian Cage is Vince's wet dream. Let him go to WWE. according to wikipedia, dude's 37. ancient in WWE years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 I'm not jockeying a spreadsheet here, but my suspicion is that Tony Khan is just plain willing to spend a bigger % of outgoings on talent than Vince - and he probably thinks that wrestlers still generally come cheaper than soccer/football players - so, y'know, fuck it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 The Michael Cole part is my favourite. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 53 minutes ago, For Great Justice said: He’s not WWE Big is he? Seems like he’s more or less Buddy Murphy’s size edit: well that’s a tag team I didn’t realize I wanted that would kick ass yes and no. He's a tad over 6 feet tall but he's probably legit 260 to 270. He massive in person. good luck passing a wellness test though. He was actually in FCW back in 2004 so I've always wondered if he had an opportunity to go back but was making ore money doing indies, LU and Impact over the years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krone Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, eikerir said: The Michael Cole part is my favourite. Damn, missed opportunity to change his name to Adam Lee... Adamle... 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodear Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Craig H said: Let's be real, Brian Cage is Vince's wet dream. Let him go to WWE. Brian Cage is the definition of a big guy who doesn't know how to work as a big guy. Vince would hate his work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Goodear said: Brian Cage is the definition of a big guy who doesn't know how to work as a big guy. Vince would hate his work. But Vince loves to tinker with a dude. I could see him giving it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFistsJustFlips Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, zendragon said: Good luck passing a wellness test though. He has openly joked that he could never pass a wellness test and his piss would melt through a styrofoam cup... so I don't see WWE being an option lol. He's also on record as hating his time in WWE developmental. He's also older than 30 and has previous wrestling experience (which is now frowned upon ). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 4 hours ago, twiztor said: according to wikipedia, dude's 37. ancient in WWE years. Closest comparison being that Damian Priest is 38 and in his first year on the main roster, but yeah I could see it not being too likely for Cage for various reasons mentioned above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 I’ve been theorizing what’s happened to Cage. I think he was supposed to be in Eddie Kingston’s spot. Eddie getting over, and doing so much for the company outside the ring got him his spot. Cage was sadly bombing as a solo face act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) 49 minutes ago, DreamBroken said: Closest comparison being that Damian Priest is 38 and in his first year on the main roster, but yeah I could see it not being too likely for Cage for various reasons mentioned above. Punishment Martinez has too much upside. Like if he was 10 years younger, he’d likely take Roman’s spot. Cage will never be Martinez. If the rumors of Bray going to IMPACT are true, then he should ask for his release, and head there. He’d probably be made the foil. Edited September 10, 2021 by LoneWolf&Subs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) guys I don’t think Brian Cage is going anywhere. Your spouse can tweet all the bullshit they want, but that ultimately doesn’t matter. See: Hardy, Matt Edited September 10, 2021 by Casey 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shartnado Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Craig H said: Let's be real, Brian Cage is Vince's wet dream. Let him go to WWE. He doesn't know how to work "like a big man" , so I'm not sure if that would really work out, though? Would Cage be able to hold back so much of his style and tendencies that he'd be boring enough for Vince to comprehend? On a glossy paper, it is a match made in heaven, but only when Cage is posing for pictures. ...and Goodear pointed this out before I did. Dammit, even Craig H said it himself already. This is what happens when you start from the latest posts and work your way back. Edited September 10, 2021 by Shartnado Too slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Matt D said: Britt still needs a mascot in a giant tooth costume. R-TOOTH 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) In defense of B. Cage, though, he at least has confidence in his abilities, or at least wife does, and he’s letting out his frustrations. He’s 37 years old. He probably doesn’t have a lot left in his current state. Why settle at this point? The closest he got to bring a star was in Lucha Underground & IMPACT. Before he got injured, and stuck with a bad contract, he was probably penciled into a good spot with AEW. He came him, they gave him a chance, but it was obvious other guys got on that train first, and made their impressions. He did have a great opener with Hangman this year, and I’m positive now that it would’ve been a stepping stone for something better. But he got overshadowed along the way by quite a few people, and TK would rather do things with Hobbs, Jungle Boy, Darby, Orange Cassidy, Lucha Brothers, Hangman, and Kingston. Those are the men that connected with the fans. Until he finds his lane, he’ll just be in this spot. Which isn’t a bad spot. The only issue is that Starks is still recovering from his neck issues. So most likely this is dragging out for this very reason. But if he’s talented enough, he’ll be able to breakthrough. But still I sympathize with his plight. I think TK should have added a new member to Team Taz, for canon fodder purposes. Like I’ve seen a few Dark guys that could be in that group. Another thing I realized is that Miro coming in immediately put a clock on his spot. Here’s this charismatic fellow with a very “Natural” looking physique ready to prove he’s way more valuable, and then you have Cage in segments stumbling in promos, and looking around not knowing what to do with his hands, and expression. He was dead meat after that. Sure Cage does a lot more in the ring, with tricks, but if you don’t have that charisma that shines through your work, you’ll just seen as nothing more than a good hand. Edited September 10, 2021 by LoneWolf&Subs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Yeah Miro coming in was kind of the death knell for Cage. But also being put next to Ricky Starks really made him look like the charisma vacuum that he is. Then when Hobbs is added to the mix you have another big, jacked guy who is younger and more intense and intimidating looking than Cage, it’s no surprise he has kind of got lost on the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steventon Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Cage has gone as far as he is going to go in his career. I mean the guy no ill will or anything, I am sure he is a nice dude, but there's a limited shelf life for a guy like him who is basically a spot monkey with muscles. He can't talk or promo, and isn't good enough in the ring to mix up his style or evolve or whatever to keep himself fresh or interesting. He was known as Mr Get My Shit In for a reason. I get why he'd be frustrated with being passed over with acquisitions coming in, but AEW have big ambitions and they are right to overlook a guy like him for dudes who are either better now or have more potential for the future. If he wants to be a player somewhere, Impact or MLW are probably more his level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkenhead Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 If the Pinnacle continues after Wardlow turns face on MJF, Cage's weaknesses could be hidden pretty well by becoming MJF's enforcer. MJF could do all the talking, and Pinnacle mostly just does multi-man matches. All Cage would have to do is look menacing and get his shit in occasionally. Sure this sounds like Team Taz redux; but I think Pinnacle is a bit higher on the card, so Cage might be happier with that role. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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