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3 minutes ago, Ace said:

Lest we forget the Eddie Guerrero mullet.

 

Heel Eddy, top 5 all time.  Face Eddy, bottom 5 all time.

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1 hour ago, Technico Support said:

  or should I say...hair we are?

no. no, you shouldn't.

42 minutes ago, Goodear said:

Bruiser Bedlam had a completely bald head except for a tiny pony tail.  It was glorious.

i see your Bruiser Bedlam and i raise you a Hack Myers.

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Frosted tips mullet.

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6 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

That might be worse than The Prodigy's singer's haircut. No, it is.

Yeah, but would you tell him that? 😉

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1 hour ago, Six String Orchestra said:

I think Gorgeous George gets grandfathered in on the top 5. Can't forget the folical pioneers. 

 

He can go in the Founders' Wing!

 

1 hour ago, Log said:

My wife tolerates my wrestling fandom. But there are two things that she absolutely cannot stand in wrestling:

1. Wrestlers with dripping wet hair. AJ Styles is her favorite current wrestler solely because he comes to the ring with dry hair. 
 

2. Wrestlers who wear trunks with a t-shirt or jacket. She calls it “disturbing”. 

 

AJ Styles' hair is ridiculous, though.  He looks like a failed country singer and that beard isn't fooling anybody as far as hiding his weak chin goes.

My pet peeve is wrestlers who wear trunks and boots, but no kneepads.  It's tremendous what a difference kneepads make.  Boots, trunks, kneepads = pro wrestler.  Just boots and trunks = pervert in underwear and Doc Martens.

We need an ongoing Wrestling Fashion thread where we can just go all Mr. Blackwell on these dudes.

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Keith Flint (RIP)'s haircut is just Road Warrior Hawk plus hair dye though.

Vader actually asked Hawk's permission before he went double Mohawk, you know.

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Trunks, Asics, kickpads, long-sleeved t-shirt you never take off. That's the look, everybody.

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RIP Keith Flint.  When he died, I read a story about how he ran a pub in his later years.  He kept a money jar over the fireplace to fine people who made the obvious joke when he was putting in some kindling.

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1 hour ago, Goodear said:

Bruiser Bedlam had a completely bald head except for a tiny pony tail.  It was glorious.

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Great Corny line on Bruiser: "He's the nicest murderer you'll ever meet".

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1 hour ago, Six String Orchestra said:

I *tried* to pivot by sharing my favorite Luther Reigns memory but much like his career it was immediately forgotten. 

Luther Reigns had a short but funny role in 2004's The Girl Next Door. For a rom-com, it's an enjoyable movie. Plus, it has Timothy Olyphant playing a porn producer, the insanely hot Elisha Cuthbert, and Emile Hirsch. 

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1 hour ago, AxB said:

At the show I was at in Friday, A-Kid managed to make himself the biggest heel in the building through the simple medium of entrance music. We're all standing there, waiting for him to come out, and then we gear it, booming over the PA system:

"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort" BOOOOOOOOooooooo!

What the heck do you have against Nick Mondo?????

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31 minutes ago, Goodear said:

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Is this it?

Looks good.

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1 hour ago, Ryan said:

Graves has always just wanted to be CM Punk.

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I remember Ace Steel referring to Sterling James Keenan as a CM Punk clone and Chad Collyer (whom Steel was feuding with at the time) as a half-assed Malenko clone.

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We need to dig up the Johnny kickpad discussion from months ago if we're talking about fashion in wrestling. Lest we get into how no one ever wipes their feet anymore before getting into the ring like Regal used to. 

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PCO has to be somewhere in the conversation of good and bad wrestling haircuts. I'm just not sure what side he falls on.

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Sometimes in Japan there is still the little towel on the apron right in front of the ring steps. 

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13 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

We need to dig up the Johnny kickpad discussion from months ago if we're talking about fashion in wrestling. Lest we get into how no one ever wipes their feet anymore before getting into the ring like Regal used to. 

It's like you've never watched a WALTER match.  I also want to say Kay Lee Ray wipes her feet too, so it may be a Euro thing.

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2 hours ago, Zartan said:

I miss the spot where a dude gets up in the corner and just punches the guy ten times while the crowd counts along. Simple yet effective, the last person I remember doing it regularly was Booker T. 

Rey Mysterio did it last night.  I’m not sure he was expecting the crowd to count along because he just blew through all 10 with no delay or embellishments on the last punch.  

33 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Luther Reigns had a short but funny role in 2004's The Girl Next Door. For a rom-com, it's an enjoyable movie. Plus, it has Timothy Olyphant playing a porn producer, the insanely hot Elisha Cuthbert, and Emile Hirsch. 

I mean, Hirsch is okay but I wouldn’t call him “insanely hot”.  

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

PCO has to be somewhere in the conversation of good and bad wrestling haircuts. I'm just not sure what side he falls on.

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 I always like to imagine him going out to fancy dinners with his wife (assuming he has a wife) and her having to tell all her co-workers/friends/relatives:

”It’s for a role.”  

“Well no he’s a wrestler actually”

”Well he, uh, died and was brought back to life by a guy named Destro...”

”Can we just move on?”

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I like to imagine he wears Bret's jacket out to fine dining establishments. Possibly, the eye patch as well. Also, Collyer went as Chad Malenko at times, so it's basically true.

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Just want to say I love all you guys for pivoting this to a wrestling fashion discussion.  But if we're going to go down this route (please keep it coming) I would love to get @piranesi's take on all this.

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