Ryan Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 You just have Jeff Goldblum tied up in your house don't you. And you're forcing him to dress up in weird outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 13, 2014 Author Share Posted March 13, 2014 Weird is in the eye of The Beholder. Note that The Beholder is the Prime Cosmos Dragon God whose spirit will be released unto the Earth when the blood of Goldblum coats my stomach. The Beholder also loves blue and white checked skinny-ankle cotton slacks. It's...kind of his thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGfJkwWXY5I UGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Yup, that's the KFC commercial I was talking about before. Don't know what's worse - the fake blog technique or mom's entitled smarmy attitude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 http://youtu.be/brFd4P_Xpsg A much better KFC commercial. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Yup, that's the KFC commercial I was talking about before. Don't know what's worse - the fake blog technique or mom's entitled smarmy attitude. I'm going to say the attitude, because its still only KFC, its not like she cooked the stupid dinner. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm mesmerized by the 4 second clip of the chick in the bikini every time this ad comes on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_qjEkKA63U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Really? Not the Fred Armisen cameo at :20? Where he's using the international sign symbol for "Finally, you look like a human being and not a MONSTER!!!! A MONSTER, this one A Snuffalufagus!!!!...until she called me, Dr. Bernstein!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Frito Lay... IS POTATOS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 The Potatohead family has a walk-in spice pantry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 What, you mean you don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffshots Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You know a million fan-fiction shippers watched this and muttered "damn, why didn't I think of this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 This will be of interest to know one who isn't disturbingly obsessed with these details...but I've finally pinpointed the graphic and design books that keep showing up in the background of the Wendy's Lady commercials. In the latest, they are right in the center of the frame behind them. http://youtu.be/w8nghTN-IxQ They are the following: http://www.amazon.com/Illustrations-Now-Illustration-Julius-Wiedemann/dp/3822840335 http://www.amazon.com/Illustration-Now-Vol-Julius-Wiedemann/dp/382283016X/ref=pd_sim_b_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=040HA1MZ0RSY9WVBFSYT http://www.amazon.com/Product-Design-The-Sustainable-Era/dp/3836520931 I submit this merely for the exhaustiveness of my trivial obsessions...and to chronicle my madness. If anyone comes across this message, see it as a cautionary tragedy. Learn from my sad fate, burn this, and move back toward the world of the living. So, due to this post, my email is getting peppered with Amazon trying to get me to buy issues of ILLUSTRATION NOW!, CREATIVE ILLUSTRATION, and HI-FRUCTOSE. BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR COMMERCIAL ACTRESS STALKING PEOPLE! THIS THREAD HAS CONSEQUENCES!!!! The watchers are being watched by the watched! Seriously though, guys. Hi-Fructose is pretty disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I CAN'T GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD(THEREFORE, ANNOYING): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpAo8nndN9U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffshots Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 In order to make you buy an HTC One, apparently Gary Oldman will have a staring contest with you. And win. (Or, alternately, he will just demonstrate that you shouldn't give a fuck WHAT he says about said phone...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Am I the only one who thinks that Jessica Simpson looks like David Boreanaz in drag? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy8tx4MYKOk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5p3LDFN8MU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 GODDAMNIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Wow...that...she doesn't....well sorta....nah Randomact had it....GODDAMNIT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Adding Honeymaid to my list of brands I need to support more with my wallet Original Commercial And then how they responded to the oxygen thieves 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Smarkie Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Am I the only one who thinks that Jessica Simpson looks like David Boreanaz in drag? I feel that this gif has never been more apropo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 They have similar jawlines and pronounced brow ridges. Perhaps they're both neanderthals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySjlNbgDMWE Well the screen capper knew what they were doing on this one DAT ASS~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I fucking hate the new Chevy Cruze commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OmbYcAnlFs Passengers that don't respect the Driver Calls The Station Rule need to be punched in the face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I can't find the ad online, and it only airs in Canada, so only 10 people will know what I'm talking about but the new A&W ad where the guy walks around Canadian streets asking people what they think of A&W burgers has a guy that looks and sounds suspiciously like CM Punk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Well, he does work there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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