Cristobal Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Let's see, the last we heard of Kane he was getting his pasty ass a tan on the Hawaiian beach. What do you do when a colleague sends you an a nice little vacation? I guess the proper etiquette is to give him a huge chokeslam when next you see him. Unfortunate that Sheamus didn't shout out his new catchphrase "Are you not entertained?" The spectacle of the entire audience shouting back a resounding "No!" would have been a fitting close to this clusterfuck. Really nice way to maximize the use of Sting, instead of a build to a match against Trips, we have a blow off before the feud even starts... Who booked this shit? You, uh, missed a rather important part of the story, (Brock breaking Kane's leg after Rollins ran away and Seth Rollins bitching at Kane and then attacking him while doctors were working on him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Glad the internet wasn't around in 1997, when Eugene jumped the rail on Austin vs. Michaels at KOTR. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 What is the end game in this Rusev/Summer/Dolph thing? Rusev and Summer are very entertaining but god Dolph is still atrocious on the mic. Dolph Ziggler is a more baffling internet darling than Zack Ryder was for that 4 month span. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 You're telling me. I have no idea what Dolph even does well. Crazy bumps I guess. Cool. I REALLY enjoyed Ryback and Owens. Owens is such a great snake cheap shot dickhead heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 What is the end game in this Rusev/Summer/Dolph thing? Rusev and Summer are very entertaining but god Dolph is still atrocious on the mic. Dolph's gonna hook up with Summer while Lana's hurt, Rusev and Lana get back together as a face couple. After that, who knows? Maybe Rusev gets a big push, maybe he trades wins with Dolph until he's irrelevant then wins an IC #1 contender battle royal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Rusev wins Lana back. Rusev gets the Macho in '92 push. Dolph is no Ric Flair. I would love the shit out of Rusev vs. heel Cena but since that will never happen I'll have to settle for someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 It ends with all 4 in bed together ala Jamie Noble, Billy Gunn, Nidia and Torrie Wilson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 How did Stan Lane manage to keep a straight face while Dr. Death flies through the interview? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 It ends with all 4 in bed together ala Jamie Noble, Billy Gunn, Nidia and Torrie Wilson. Perfect post/sig combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 How did Stan Lane manage to keep a straight face while Dr. Death flies through the interview? Stan's obviously legally blind and didn't notice Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoychers Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Xavier Woods on the trombone was the most entertaining part of this show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I haven't seen it mentioned in my skimming of the thread but the most entertaining part of the show was Xavier's Rufio cosplay complete with screaming "NEW DAY OOOOOOH!!!" the whole match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 "It's Jericho. Fuck you." - Michael Cole 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trocar Slush Weasel Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I haven't seen it mentioned in my skimming of the thread but the most entertaining part of the show was Xavier's Rufio cosplay complete with screaming "NEW DAY OOOOOOH!!!" the whole match. I must really be a loser, I have no idea about this Rufio. The crowd seemed to know exactly who Rufio was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trocar Slush Weasel Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 No idea where to put this, so I'll put it here: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I'm more hoping that this gives us Lesnar/Austin instead. Make sence, he beat Kofi in Japan, its only fair Austin creed gets his turn at Mania and Brock stick the trumbone where the sun dont shine. Brock and Big E at Rumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angel Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I haven't seen it mentioned in my skimming of the thread but the most entertaining part of the show was Xavier's Rufio cosplay complete with screaming "NEW DAY OOOOOOH!!!" the whole match. I must really be a loser, I have no idea about this Rufio. The crowd seemed to know exactly who Rufio was. You've never seen Hook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 They could clearly use enough force to protect themselves, but it would be very easy for them to exceed that scope and get sued. Whether the crowd-jumper would be successful or not is an entirely different story, but beating the shit out of the guy easily would have opened themselves and the WWE up to liability.This. Giving a rail-jumper the bum's rush is one thing. Explaining away 5 people stomping the shit out of a guy that never touched them as "self-defense" means a nice fat settlement for him, and that'd be even worse, because think about how many people might jump out of the crowd if there becomes a financial incentive to do so. Man, I don't know if six figures is worth getting the shit kicked out of me by Roman Reigns and Luke Harper. I'd have to think long and hard about that. I mean, I guess I could buy the new veneers I'd need after the ass-whooping with the settlement money, but nah, I'd rather keep my teeth and avoid a courtroom. I'm assuming that most people would also feel this way. I'd take that ass kicking and laugh all the way to the bank. Granted, I'd be in a shit ton of pain and it would hurt to laugh, I'd still be laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 What is the end game in this Rusev/Summer/Dolph thing? Rusev and Summer are very entertaining but god Dolph is still atrocious on the mic. Dolph loses both women, becomes mentally unstable, sees the light via Cody Rhodes and forms Ziggy Stardust. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Sounds like Jericho was Roman's idea. I think Ambrose should have his own crack at finding a partner. What meth addicted hobo will Ambrose find? If Sandman isn't in jail he's got to be Dean's first choice. Even if Sandman IS in jail, he's still gotta be Dean's first pick. His second choice should be New Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 What is the end game in this Rusev/Summer/Dolph thing? Rusev and Summer are very entertaining but god Dolph is still atrocious on the mic. I want Rusev ending up with Lana and Summer Rae. He's hardcore, he'll take 'em both. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 22, 2015 Author Share Posted September 22, 2015 What is the end game in this Rusev/Summer/Dolph thing? Rusev and Summer are very entertaining but god Dolph is still atrocious on the mic. Dolph loses both women, becomes mentally unstable, sees the light via Cody Rhodes and forms Ziggy Stardust. Which of them plays guitar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Dolph, obviously. The other question is who becomes the Spiders? Has to be some team better than the Ascension. Whoever that may be, has to terrorize R-Truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Didn't the Headbangers used to be called the Spiders? About 23 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trocar Slush Weasel Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I haven't seen it mentioned in my skimming of the thread but the most entertaining part of the show was Xavier's Rufio cosplay complete with screaming "NEW DAY OOOOOOH!!!" the whole match. I must really be a loser, I have no idea about this Rufio. The crowd seemed to know exactly who Rufio was. You've never seen Hook? Nope, never thought that not watching Hook would leave me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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