Bustronaut Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Not pictured in the Balor/Dusty pic: Finn's balls. Painted up like Gold & Stardust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Dusty's forehead is horrendous. Why, at some point in your career, do you not notice that and say, "maybe I shouldn't blade so much?" He's so young in those two pics and his head already looks like a roadmap. Fuuuuuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I wonder, if Dusty's wearing a muffler, while Balor's driving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Kenta and Devitt have shitty Bud Bundy beards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Harlem Heat, right after announcing their return at Reality of Wrestling's February show [2015] Got my tix for this and am super stoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Led Zep > Fleetwood Mac. I dont know. Fleetwood Mac and Zeppelin were pretty damn even when it came to partying. Jimmy Page and Stevie Nicks respectively kept a few South American countries GDP in the black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Dusty's forehead is horrendous. Why, at some point in your career, do you not notice that and say, "maybe I shouldn't blade so much?" He's so young in those two pics and his head already looks like a roadmap. Fuuuuuck I'm assuming at first it was "Hey, money and dedication." Then it eventually became "Eh, it's already this bad, no saving it now. And I was no model to begin with. Why stop,babeh?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Dusty was probably preoccupied with the realization that he'd be horribly obese by 36. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Be afraid, Florida. Be very afraid. I feel like Dusty in the first picture is somehow reacting to the shorts KENTA is wearing in the 2nd. Someone with better Photoshop skills than me needs to combine these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 You know if we had the internet in the 70's, we'd have the Dusty Rhodes fashion watch and it would be fucking awesome. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I can only hope someone would have destroyed the internet in the 70's in order to prevent that. That man (or woman) would be a folk hero today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 You know if we had the internet in the 70's, we'd have the Dusty Rhodes fashion watch and it would be fucking awesome. Whenever Batista comes back, he should cosplay as 1970's Dusty Rhodes. If you want someone with a physique closer to Dusty's, let Bull Dempsey run with that gimmick in NXT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Led Zep > Fleetwood Mac. I dont know. Fleetwood Mac and Zeppelin were pretty damn even when it came to partying. Jimmy Page and Stevie Nicks respectively kept a few South American countries GDP in the black. Well it depends whether or not you believe Hammer of the Gods. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 You know if we had the internet in the 70's, we'd have the Dusty Rhodes fashion watch and it would be fucking awesome. Whenever Batista comes back, he should cosplay as 1970's Dusty Rhodes. If you want someone with a physique closer to Dusty's, let Bull Dempsey run with that gimmick in NXT. Someone tweet Big Dave daring him to wear this hat to the Spectre debut: http://youtu.be/I3b5t7idbDU?t=1m37s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 How is Dusty Rhodes: Driving Instructor NOT the greatest half-hour show on The Network? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I'm picturing a Dusty driving lesson consisting of him yelling "Tarn Left! Tarn Left and take me to tha muthaship! There! There's tha MUTHASHIP!" while Balor sits there looking confused and driving in circles, with the odd illegal turn thrown it. There's gotta be at least one "he got a bicycle!" in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I'm picturing a Dusty driving lesson consisting of him yelling "Tarn Left! Tarn Left and take me to tha muthaship! There! There's tha MUTHASHIP!" while Balor sits there looking confused and driving in circles, with the odd illegal turn thrown it. There's gotta be at least one "he got a bicycle!" in there. And a muffler reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 How is Dusty Rhodes: Driving Instructor NOT the greatest half-hour show on The Network? At the very least they need to create the ability to use Dusty's voice for GPS instructions. Although if you did do this the notification would have to be a good 500 yards away because by the time Dusty was finished with the instruction you would have missed your turn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I really hope Dusty is the one teaching Itami how to speak English, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Mah thahl is KICK, eef you weel." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I really hope Dusty is the one teaching Itami how to speak English, too. I think Itami already knows more English than Dusty. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I can't be the only one who wants Apple to replace Siri with "Dusty" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 LOL "Dusty, from now on, refer to me as 'tha bull of tha woods.'" "YOU GOT IT BAYBEH" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 15, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2015 I can't be the only one who wants Apple to replace Siri with "Dusty" Dusty, where is the nearest bank? "Turn on your location settings and let the Dream guide you to da pay windah daddy" Dusty, what restaurants are near by? "Do you wanna dine with kings and queens, or sleep in an alley eatin pork and beans?" Dusty, how is the stock market looking today? "Hard times! Hard times daddy!" 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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