mco543 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 You guys are missing out on what made Lana amazing tonight. She had a pocket square with her little jacket. It was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Are your pants ruined again? Let me check. SON OF A...WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH????? AM I IN THE LEFTOVERS????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehabilitated Rick Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 You guys are truly under-appreciating Big-E's new singlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Are your pants ruined again? Let me check. SON OF A...WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH????? AM I IN THE LEFTOVERS????? Just gathering relevant data to try and help solve this mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I hope this isn't a PPV spoiler, but I'll put it in spoiler tags just in case... Lana's skirt fits extremely well. I'm taking it as an admission that she wants to have my children. I'm taking it as an admission that She wants to watch Rusev shoot on you and beat you within an inch of your life. Unless she has bodyguards for that sort of thing, of course. This is the internet, the only place in the world(other than my own mind) where a woman who looks like that would ever want to have my children. At least humor me man, damn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I hope this isn't a PPV spoiler, but I'll put it in spoiler tags just in case... Lana's skirt fits extremely well. I'm taking it as an admission that she wants to have my children. I'm taking it as an admission that She wants to watch Rusev shoot on you and beat you within an inch of your life. Unless she has bodyguards for that sort of thing, of course. For making me read this and the rest of these stupid posts, I should ruin both of your lives by replying to this the way I would with my other gay friends around. I should. But won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'm still waiting to hear if Fowler needs me to send him my data. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 We're still collating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Someone send Piransei a Batista pic of tonight STAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What the hell is he wearing? Seriously, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 He looks like a generic knock-off dollar store Batista action figure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I don't know what he was wearing, but what a fabulous color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What the hell is he wearing? Seriously, wow. I believe those are rash guards. so you don't get mat burn. You get 3 sets of them in the BJJ starters kit, with an Affliction shirt and a shitty attitude... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Batista is playing Sin Cara now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The best Wrestling music videos that never happened (or never could have happened due to a difference between the song and the wrestler)? Black Hole Sun for Jake Roberts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Batista looked like an angry blueberry tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Guys, I had another one of my blackouts. I'm trying to remember what was the last thing I saw/heard. Let's see. I remember Lana coming out on the stage...I remember her saying something..."something something your pathetic insignificance....something something...I laugh at your...something...need the grip of a strong hand"[then the blackness] Any ideas what might be happening here? We have a preliminary report: When Lana begins speaking of Putin and Rusev, you naturally feel fear, causing a severe panic attack, where you simultaneously empty your bladder and pass out. At least, that's the working theory. Try to think happy thoughts when you are next confronted by Lana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Who are Putin and Rusev? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Her pet murderhounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Damn, we need a new hypothesis! I just can't come up with any other possibilities. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'll send you the pants. Do you have one of those CSI ovens that spins around and identifies fluids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelemania Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 It would be cool if the wrestling thread talked about wrestling instead of non-funny, waste-of-time bullshit. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 nothing stopping you from starting. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOTNW Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 And what was the common demonitator in both situations? I wonder who that could beThe WWE Title? I like to bash Triple H as much as the next guy but hasnt he been public about how vocal he was not to go after Rock/Hogan? Both him and Jericho have been saying for years that the fought it until the 11th hour. There was a clip on botchamania I think that showed him saying the title match should've gone last in one interview and then immediately after showing a clip from another interview where he said the exact opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucky Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 It would be cool if the wrestling thread talked about wrestling instead of non-funny, waste-of-time bullshit. oh shit I didn't realize we were in the wrestling thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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