John from Cincinnati Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 “Scapegoat” for what? How honest can we get or is he under an NDA too? Does the midcard shit-disturber need to be reminding everyone he’s part of the reason Punk is doing big business and main eventing big shows elsewhere this year? Nail the Forbidden Door shut and pray his excursion is indefinite. They already ran him off, don’t care about any shooty insider nonsense they’re planning to cook up now that the bad man’s gone and they can’t deliver those matches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 some on Reddit/SC is much meaner than me and typed this about Jack Perry's look tonight: "He looks like Danny Masterson broke out of prison and has been living on the run in an old school bus in the woods" 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, John from Cincinnati said: “Scapegoat” for what? How honest can we get or is he under an NDA too? Does the midcard shit-disturber need to be reminding everyone he’s part of the reason Punk is doing big business and main eventing big shows elsewhere this year? Nail the Forbidden Door shut and pray his excursion is indefinite. They already ran him off, don’t care about any shooty insider nonsense they’re planning to cook up now that the bad man’s gone and they can’t deliver those matches. As far as being a scapegoat, the "best" heels (which he has to be at this point) are ones that take a stance they believe in, even if its insane. In this case, I assume he means that TK/AEW wanted to get rid of Punk anyway, used the Jungle Boy incident as an excuse, and now the fans are all mad at Jungle Boy for something TK wanted to do anyway to get the heat off himself. Ergo, he was the scapegoat. (I know you weren't asking a real question, just predicting where he is going even if he never uses the "P" word) Also I don't think THAT incident had everyone sign an NDA. I'm assuming as part of TK/Punk's agreement of releasing him from his contract, Punk and TK signed something but I've never seen anything reported about Jungle Boy not being allowed to talk about it if he so chooses. Since Punk has vaguely referenced it on RAW, I assume Perry can do the same on Dynamite as long as no specifics are given. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) 3 hours ago, Cobra Commander said: some on Reddit/SC is much meaner than me and typed this about Jack Perry's look tonight: "He looks like Danny Masterson broke out of prison and has been living on the run in an old school bus in the woods" I was thinking " Dan Haggerty got left in a dryer too long", but that's way better. Edited January 14 by Johnny Sorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 5 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: No way, he got fat? Or do you just mean a beard? indians scattered on dawns highway bleeding; ghosts crowd the young childs mind Spoiler other possible joke 901a57e841d0485a71364c5b538b8c18.jpg (1000×1000) (pinimg.com) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Campbell Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Quote edit: he should bring in a fake attorney who tells him that ripping his contract totally releases him from the company Get "Smart" Mark Sterling on the phone! I honestly think it's for the best. It feels like life has gone on without Perry, and bringing him back now would just make him feel like a retread. Keep him with New Japan for the foreseeable future, and maybe do something with him at Forbidden Door and let him cut some scathing promo about how AEW did him wrong and try to create some buzz for him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuX_GV8RA00 Nigel McGuinness on Hey! (EW). Recently I watched back the Bryan Danielson and Eddie Kingston episodes. Hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dokdoyle Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 hours ago, Infinit said: Lol pulling an Inoki, minus the kendo stick Has Gallows ever talked about this? His "F@ck Dr Death" Story is one of my favorites so I gotta imagine the backstage part of this is up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I'll give the Boy of the Jungle a strong C for his Morrison. Having apparently gained no weight though, nor reeking of bourbon (that we know of, anyway) he only gets a middle grade. Jimbo won't be spinning in his grave on this one. Not to be a conspiracy theorist but I'm wondering if AEW had anything to do with this appearance. It's possible if they want him back then this is an angle, and if not then they might've smoothed the way for him showing up. Really, either is highly likely. It'll come out in the wash sooner or later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 His Mister Mojo Risin anagram would be Crap Jerky. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 10 hours ago, Cobra Commander said: one key to being a heel is just lying shamelessly Conversely, the best heels also tell the truths fans so not want to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Jungle Boy starting a Doors faction is one of the few things that can make up for him single-handedly being the reason Punk left. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 51 minutes ago, Octopus said: Jungle Boy starting a Doors faction is one of the few things that can make up for him single-handedly being the reason Punk left. What’s the best Doors song to use without permission for a faction theme? I’m thinking “Riders on the Storm” would be a solid pick Would be amazing if Perry was a better Jim Morrison than the guy on the guy on the AEW roster who used the last name Morrison for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Coming out to no music but have jack perry reading self-indulgent poems on the way to the ring 3 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: What’s the best Doors song to use without permission for a faction theme? Gotta be Strange Days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 19 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: What’s the best Doors song to use without permission for a faction theme? I’m thinking “Riders on the Storm” would be a solid pick Would be amazing if Perry was a better Jim Morrison than the guy on the guy on the AEW roster who used the last name Morrison for years This is the end. Of CM Punk, the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 17 minutes ago, Godfrey said: Gotta be Strange Days Peace Frogs.(just don’t ask what the song is about) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramo2653 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 1/11/2024 at 7:12 PM, Zimbra said: Man, I've been in Wisconsin almost 20 years and I still haven't been to the Dells. I feel like I should go once just for the experience. I mean it's a resort area with all of it's trappings (tons of gift shops with either offensive or culturally insensitive things, random chain restaurants etc) but if you're into hiking and other outdoor activities or water parks it's fun with a group of people or a significant other. Plus Del Bar and Ishnala (speaking of culturally insensitive) are really good supper clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, Octopus said: a Doors faction Who would be the Ray Manzarek that can work two different styles at the same time? Who will be the John Densmore who is super uptight and refuses to do anything modern so he wrestles like somebody from the '50s? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I maintain that Perry would be potentially phenomenal in a "Pussy Posse"/Entourage kinda faction. Have it be him, Starks, Garcia, Kassidy and Quen as douchebag wannabe D-listers who's main concern is hooking up at the club after the show. Wrestling's done pseudo-Hollywood/rich prick characters before but I feel like this would be a different twist on that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Please don't put Starks and Garcia that low on the totem pole. It's just not fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 6 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Please don't put Starks and Garcia that low on the totem pole. It's just not fair. I'll admit, this idea came WAY before Gracia's rise. Starks, I can take or leave. I'm sure there's plenty of folks you could sub out, just figured that list of names would give you the exact vibe I had in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Oh, I get it, I just like them way more than something like that. Hell you might as well tear up their contracts and beg them to find work elsewhere. According to something on Facebook, Jim Ross' contract is coming up and he hasn't re-signed. Cue a board-wide crossing of fingers... (It'd be fine if he stayed as a backstage talent guy with a superpower of anecdote-telling over actual control) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Who would be the Ray Manzarek that can work two different styles at the same time? Who will be the John Densmore who is super uptight and refuses to do anything modern so he wrestles like somebody from the '50s? Ray Manzarek will be Danny Garcia we can be technical but also dance. John Densmore will be Brock Anderson who acts like dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Dax feels like someone who could channel the energy of Bjorn Borg playing tennis with a wood racket in the 1990s to be an obstinately old school wrestler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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