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1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:

So who should be next on the "Joe's Gonna Kill You" list then? Action Andretti? Top Flight? It's too bad Pillman Jr. isn't around to be dismantled. Going to Strong and beating up the actor's kid would be fun, too.

Garcia or Sammy

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1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:

So who should be next on the "Joe's Gonna Kill You" list then? Action Andretti? Top Flight? It's too bad Pillman Jr. isn't around to be dismantled. Going to Strong and beating up the actor's kid would be fun, too.

I want to see Samoa Joe batter the fuck outta Penta.

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Word is (Black) Taurus has signed an AEW deal, but maybe/probably won’t be able to use the name/gimmick any longer. 
 

Either way, dude rules, hopefully they don’t just stick him with that dork Abrahantes like they do every other masked lucha guy.

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3 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

DDQ. Or 3DQ, if you weeeeell.

AEW has established that triple threats are No DQ.

interesting side fact, there was a triple countout on an episode of WCW Saturday Night (1/30/99) between Kidman, Rey Mysterio Jr., and Psychosis. it's the only time i remember seeing a finish like that.

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They have to DQ them if they fight out to parking lot and down the street, right? Hell, run it like that and have them brawl back into the building the next week to rip off that Sullivan/Blackjack angle from Florida! 

What are we gonna end up calling Taurus then? Bullhead? Minotauro? Bondage Bull?

Penta getting stomped would be sooooo glorious.

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5 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

So who should be next on the "Joe's Gonna Kill You" list then? Action Andretti? Top Flight? It's too bad Pillman Jr. isn't around to be dismantled. Going to Strong and beating up the actor's kid would be fun, too.

Joe kills one of the Dark Order dudes to send a message to Hangman

Joe kills AR Fox to send a message to Swerve, only for Swerve to not actually care

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I’m pretty sure what you just said about Swerve & Fox would apply to Hangman & the Dark Order, considering they turned heel because Hangman chose the Elite over them.

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it's the Dark Order, i'm sure they don't remember anything about the last few years of Dark Order AEW TV either

so, if Hook is gonna be Hangman's friend, does Hook get to become a cowboy and start wrestling in jeans like a 1990s male model?

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8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

El Hijo del Mantaur

Man, I just started 1995 and Mantaur came in like a couple weeks before 1994 was over. It took about a week or so before they saddled Cornette with him. That has to be a world record in panic mode for a talent. Like he has a "debut" on Superstars. Then, one on Action Zone. Then, another one on Challenge even though technically it was the same match from Action Zone earlier in the day. For the new set of tapings for Raw at the top of the year, Cornette comes out with him. No explanation or nothing. Ron Simmons had to wear that goofy get up in WWF longer than Mantaur got to try to get whatever it is he had to get over before they added something to his act.
 

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49 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:

What are we gonna end up calling Taurus then? Bullhead? Minotauro? Bondage Bull?

Penta getting stomped would be sooooo glorious.

Say hello to Tori Black, who totally isn't Black Taurus with a new name

*googles*

oh no

well... the backup name is Submission Sorority, that should be cool, right?

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8 hours ago, zendragon said:

Samoa Joe Zoomer hunter

a 'video' site where Zoomer women end up in the same room as Joe but instead of fucking them, Joe helps them sort out their affairs to make sure they have a plan after they're done with porn. "It's tough out there, I'm not here to judge you. I think nursing is a fine profession and you should save a certain amount of your money instead of blowing it on drugs"

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2 hours ago, Cobra Commander said:

it's the Dark Order, i'm sure they don't remember anything about the last few years of Dark Order AEW TV either

so, if Hook is gonna be Hangman's friend, does Hook get to become a cowboy and start wrestling in jeans like a 1990s male model?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/f/f3/Dan_Spivey_7.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20120508011220

DAN SPIVEY MALE MODEL

 

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Am I the only one who thinks current Hangman is a quite boring generic ass-kicking babyface? I get that you can't have him be the anxious millennial cowboy forever but his character really regressed from beeing nuanced and stereotype-questioning to I-wanna-punch-you-bland. 

And I still think that his story with Dark Ordner wasn't finished, ended far to abruptly and it's a terrible idea to have Dark Order be heels. It's a shame we haven't gotten a Hangman, Silver, Reynolds trios run yet. Guess I just have to wait for the downfall of Hangman and hopefully Dark Order pick him up once again.

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