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I give you the cravat kneelift. Ouch.

“If kids & teens like things then they must be doing something wrong.” But I’ll say this, people creating clouds in public indoor facilities with their vape pens can go fuck themselves.

“We gave Tom the new pages about dying of coronavirus and he insisted on actually dying for real. He said the audience would be more invested that way. We tried to dissuade him, but he chartered a Sea Org ship to Wuhan within the hour. When he actually keeled over on set later on, he insisted that we keep rolling and that he’d be fine. We were all skeptical of course, but I’ll be damned if Xenu didn’t materialize and recharge him with super thetans or something the second the life left his eyes. He was doing his pushups and ice bath prep for the next scene after lunch. Anyway, what was the question? Oh yeah, I’d work with Tom again in a heartbeat.”

They just did a network documentary where they said the reason they changed the name of the company from WWF to WWE was because it was a marketing move they came up with themselves, with no outside pressure at all. Nothing to do with pandas at all.

You really do know how to paint a picture, Eddie.

You shouldn't be hanging out with those motherfuckers from Dune anyway

Joe spelled backwards is Eoj. Exalted One is Joe.

Finlay pointing makes that screenshot.

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You probably could have drowned a baby in her panties.

That's because that is Bryan Clarke.

Guys what wasn't around a couple years ago that lots of wrestlers are using? That's right BLUE CHEW Somebody can lose an eye

I'll never understand how they choose who to hate. They pretty much said AWA went out of business when they put the belt on Rick Martell, when Rick Martell might have been the best babyface wrestler in the world at the time. Their story is not that they came into AWA like bandits in the night and stole all of their talent, it is that Rick Martell sucked, which couldn't be further from the truth.

Listen I get it has nothing to do with this angle, but before they reveal the identity of the Exalted One, they should just film an empty white Hummer parked in the garage. Then have Schiavone say the words “Could that be the Exalted One’s Hummer”. I don’t care if they have to buy it off EBay. I just need them to wrap up that storyline.

I'm watching the "History of the World Heavyweight Championship" documentary WWE put out years back.. First time I've watched it in years and years. There's a bit where they talk about the dark days of the WCW title. And the voice over says something about "there were some dubious champions" while showing Jarrett, Russo, Arquette, and... Sid?!? with the belt. Putting aside how anyone feels about Sid good or bad... The fucking WWF gave him their belt twice and even had him headline a WrestleMania. Fucking hell. /Rant

If there isn't a scene where Ethan Hunt has to escape the coronavirus by running very fast then it is a huge missed opportunity.

Thoughts on WrestleMania X-7 Yes, this is the greatest PPV of all time. Why? Because the matches were built, ordered, timed and executed perfectly. It was set up to be an amazing show even before the opening bell. It was a great night to be from Texas. Bradshaw, Eddy, Undertaker and Austin all won. Brother Love even made the final four of the gimmick battle royale. If The Goon had dressed up as Wild Bill Irwin, he would have won it. Speaking of that match, Sgt. Slaughter was a bad sport by putting the victorious Iron Sheik in the cobra clutch. What did Sheiky do to deserve that? We should have known that the Invasion would fizzle out when a handful of "WCW Wrestlers" were shown in a skybox a mile away from the ring watching the "WWF Superstars." Edge & Christian should be in the Hall of Fame for winning both TLC matches as well as the triple-threat ladder match at WrestleMania 2000. Chyna's career trajectory was totally backwards. She becomes the first woman to win the IC title and compete in Royal Rumble and King of the Ring. Then she wins the Women's title. Austin wins the MVP award for doing the unthinkable to regain the WWF title from the Rock. Some didn't like Austin's heel turn and alliance with Vince McMahon, but he always said that if you aren't willing to do whatever it takes to become WWF champion, you shouldn't set foot in the ring.

Maybe they're hoping for a glimpse of Peyton Royce. *Damn it, Ax.

Man, that's really good news. What a good story. Wrestling seemed to have left a bad taste in his mouth but he came back to do podcasts and a few spots here and there to pay for his daughter's wedding. Now he's working full time for a non-shitty major promotion and seems really happy with how it's working out. Now if we could just do something about JR, who is turning into Ed Whalen before our eyes.

I want to see Shayna vs Asuka at Wrestlemania roughly a quintillion times more than I do Shayna-Becky.

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Mike Mayock says he's "very happy" with Derek Carr and has said Antonio Brown will not be a Raider again. Since it's the Raiders, I'm fully expecting Carr to be traded by the end of the week.

Black. Girl. (and I cannot stress this enough) Magic.

There is absolutely no reason to be posting the AEW Dark Order teases in this thread outside of irritating me

The WWE essentially marked the end of my following. For some odd reason I could never get behind that.

I just want y'all to know how much it upsets me when Kim is upset.

That spot really wasn't acceptable THEN.

I'm just disgusted that you ingest something into your body while also expelling another something from your body at the same time. And in a public stall, no less! We live in a society, you animal!

Given what normally happens at the Olympic Villages...

The fucking state of this man’s attention span!

DOLEMITE IS MY NAME (Craig Brewer, 2019) IMDB : ROTTEN TOMATOES (97/91) SELECTED by RIPPA Due to a combination of Eddie Murphy's "comeback" and the subject matter (along with its easy availability on Netflix) - I figured this was a perfect movie for the theme. REVIEWED by @J.T. Dolemite Is My Name Directed by: Craig Brewer Starring: Eddie Murphy as Rudy Ray Moore Featuring: Da'Vine Joy Randolph as Lady Reed, Keegan-Michael Key as Jerry Jones, Mike Epps as Jimmy Lynch, Craig Robinson as Ben Taylor, Tituss Burgess as Theodore Toney,.Wesley Snipes as D'Urville Martin, Chris Rock as Bobby Vale, Tip "TI Harris as Bobby Vale, Luenelle as Aunt, Snoop Dogg as DJ Eddie Murphy has not exactly been dormant since his Oscar nomination for his role in the 2006 critically acclaimed Dreamgirls, but he has been under wraps long enough for this movie to be called something of a comeback, especially given Murphy's ownership of the box office in the mid 1980's. I can't think of two many black people of my age that did not sneak Dolomite records onto the family stereo when they were kids and the 'rents weren't at home, but for those not in the know here's a quick history lesson. Rudy Ray Moore chased success as a singer, dancer, and stand-up before finding it in his mid-forties (in the early '70s) in the persona of Dolemite, his pimp-styled character who delivered artfully filthy rhymes over a backbeat while using as many vulgarities as it took to get his point across. Moore's standup comedy, records and movies related earthy rhyming tales of a vivid gaggle of characters as they lurched from sexual escapade to sexual escapade in a boisterous oral tradition, born in Africa, that helped shape today's hip-hop. Rap and African-American blue humor both have the same father and his name is Rudy Ray Moore. I am not sure what I expected when I first tuned into this joint on Netflix. I think I was a bit disappointed at first because I believe that Rudy Ray Moore is an underloved cultural icon that deserves to have his real story told, yet this film felt more like a folk tale than it did and honest biopic. However, the more I watched it, the more I thought that it was somewhat fitting for Rudy Ray's life story to have a little artistic license taken with it to make it seem as larger than life as Dolomite was. The ensemble cast is as brilliant as the names above would imply and the theme of the appreciation of inclusion is constant. Whether it be Black Panther or Crazy Rich Asians, it is an important part of cultural identity to see faces that resemble yours on the big screen or the little screen, and Rudy Ray Moore's unlikely blueprint to fame has continued to inspire so many other artists after him to bring their dreams to fruition no matter what the personal cost. If you're looking for an honest account of the life of Rudy Ray Moore, I don't think this is the movie for you, but I recommend watching it anyway just so that one of the most unappreciated African-American performance artists can finally get his just due. Moore's taste in films is also after my own heart. There is a scene early in the movie where Moore and two friends exit a showing of Billy Wilder's The Front Page and you can see that Moore is quite disappointed with the film. Moore (Murphy) groans without batting an eyelash, "This movie had no titites, no funny, and no kung fu. The stuff that people like us want to see." Amen, brother. And yeah, if you are easily offended by boobs and casual droppings of the f-bomb or the n-word, I'd avoid this movie like the Coronavirus. Thin skin and thick ears are mandatory.

Rick Moranis is returning to acting why not get him too? Or ya'know just don't remake a classic! ?

Reminds of this (from Always Sunny and nsfw) And now I really can't see it without the sound effects

You idiots reminded me of this earworm, so consider this payback.

He's really, really not. He's best at writing non-linear headtrip obituaries anyway.