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Just imagine in less then a year the WWF had Jericho, Angle, Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero, etc. Owen would've actually been motivated to compete at a high level. You can kinda tell during his last year he was kinda phoning it in, but even at that he was still 90% better then roster.

What you do is this. You have R-Truth wake up in a seedy motel, next to a 500 pound prostitute. "Oh god...I just have one question." "Oh we did. A LOT." "No, where's my 24/7 title?" She lifts up a fat fold located in one of the more TV PG areas of her body and the belt falls out. "You asked me to keep it safe." Then, the motel room door kicks open, to reveal an irate Godfather, screaming about how R-Truth owes him a dollar per pound. He then spots the title, and whistles loudly. We cut to a referee scrambling to get dressed in another seedy room, and Godfather attempting to win the belt, but R-Truth knocks him out. He goes through The Godfather's stuff and finds the solution to his problems. THE PAPA SHANGO SPELL BOOK. As the mystic arts are often very, very specific, he finds a spell that makes the next referee that makes a three count on you DIE. He shows this to the camera and completes the ritual. None of the refs will help anyone. "I've got a family." Then, one referee is brave enough to make the count. Tim White, who finally finds himself in death's sweet embrace. Goodnight, sweet prince.

And if you haven't seen this, I think it's pretty bad-ass. Roddy throwing down, video game style from the movie "They Live".

I dunno if this brilliant image of Bruiser Brody and King Kong has been posted on here yet(please forgive me if so-as I've not been up to date on this most amazing portion of the Death Valley Driver message board.Main reason, I had surgery and shit.)

https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/1131602165770776576

I can't make this shit up. On Sunday, WWE is a releasing a video on the Network called "The Failed Relaunch of WCW."

You really missed out on listening to the commentary that night!

Yeah, they said on WO that Black's tattoos would offend the Saudis over there so he's basically not allowed for that reason. But at least he gets to spend more time with Zelina which I would think is preferable over going to that fucking country.

Click on these images about 3 times or more and they'll expand into much larger pic which will allow you to see much more of the wrasslin' madness in this piece of artwork, see how many you can name-and how many others make you laugh. Enjoy! ****UPDATE**** The new image below is the first one I posted, thus the "work in progress", but the one above is his finished product and his has lots more craziness. Check it out...and sorry I couldnt find the finished one to begin with! ENJOY!

They should‘ve just quit while they were ahead. In 1991.

I recall reading somewhere that the planet of Game of Thrones was like a "super-Earth" and larger than the regular planet Earth. Might've been the ASOIAF wiki. For something positive for a change, I truly believe this image of the dragon wings behind Dany is one of the coolest shots ever filmed for a TV or movie period. Like this is some genuinely brilliant stuff here.

This could use the BRAZZERS logo.

The trailer was disappointing, not even bad, really. It just did nothing to really excite me for the movie.

Col. DeBeers should’ve used the diamond cutter as a finisher

Young me wouldn’t care, but current me would pitch a fit, and get a fucking refund.

Bunting against the shift fucking rules. Also, Rich needs to calm down a little. Also, lol.

KO got fucked over by the post-Mania Bryan injury. I hated that he was using the Stunner, but a face run is exactly what he needed to be freshened up. He should never have been turned back heel.

AOL/Time Warner might've pulled the plug regardless, but Fusient could've found a new prime time home in about five minutes if it still had 1998 ratings.

I got past math with a passing grade using means I'm not very proud of, but hook or crook. That whole semester was bizarre and I lost my mind. By the time it was over I lost a friend or more accurately I found out they were never a friend. It has hurt every relationship I have because I trusted this person completely; so now I really don't trust anyone. We are now in the writing course and I am doing very well. I got a lot of praise for some of the work I have done and its something I am not use to. I am built to handle apathy and hate, praise is completely foreign to me. Suppose I see any praise or kindness as a trap to get me to let my guard down.

Legit LOLS:

Had six stents shoved into my heart yesterday so I am catching up on the internet wrestling viewing.

Not during the InVasion they didn't. All he got to do there was give Austin his watch back. The WWE was years late on RVD's push. Not striking while the Iron was hot. It was a mildly reheated, slightly warmer than room temperature iron by the time they struck it.

I am not one to doubt El Dandy.

So having an 11 month old has led to me re-watching all of Fraggle Rock and holy crap this show really is timeless. Outside of a few bluescreen effects you can barely tell that it started in 82/83. As much as I love The Muppet Show and all 3 Muppet movies, Fraggle Rock and The Dark Crystal just might be Jim Henson's masterpieces! I mean the world building alone is staggering. Fraggle Rock being a nexus between dimensions and they actually expand upon that in the last 2 seasons. The really amazing thing is, there are very few "evil" characters in the show. McMooch might be the only really malicious creature but the Gorgs aren't malicious, just ignorant to the worlds around them, and the true nature of the fraggles themselves. Oh and the music, so many fun songs and some really beautiful ballads. I pretty much love every song they give to Red. Possibly the best show HBO ever put money into. James

They started building it with inset promos. AKEEM: "One thing I can't stand is someone claiming to be something that they're not!" SABA SIMBA's response here:

I've been offically offered the job! And, because my life always has impeccable timing. I got the phone call while I was waiting to be seen at another job interview. Honestly, I only took the interview as a matter of politeness, since I'd already been told that I was getting this job after I passed the drug test and physical. I don't think I'd have gotten that job anyway, but this one is more money, better hours, and much better insurance!

What does Barrington Hughes have to do with this?

I did finally catch the S3 finale last night. That was wonderfully insane. Loved all the threads they tied together. Kind of agree it would have made for a solid series finale w/o the last few minutes which were kind of bonkers and have me both curious and afraid of next season.

I wouldn't be surprised that if he hung around long enough for the brand extension era that Owen would have gotten a token "lifetime achievment" title reign like some others did. Or if he retires from full-time 2000-01 anyway, he still pops back for one-off appearances in ROH like Lance Storm and oddball "Produce" shows in Japan, and maybe one last cagey veteran WWE run like Finlay did or as part of Bret's return. And you know damn well in 2019, Janela would be doing everything he can to get a free agent Owen Hart to come to Spring Break.

Dave is saying that it looks like the main event of the Summerslam Takeover will be

Oooooh, a fun and wacky cartoon mural of wrestlers, designed to make us remember all the enjoyable things about wrestling! Don't forget to include the guy that murdered his wife and child!

In honor of the new Godzilla film coming out May 31st! And the big lizard woulda had to've put Lawler over in Memphis.

That is just plainly not true. Time Warner was firmly in control when they insisted on giving WCW a prime time show on TBS and were all jockeying to take credit for the success. When the merger happened, WCW was bleeding money, so it is no surprise they wanted WCW off the books. If WCW was generating the money it was at its peak there is absolutely no way Kellner gets the okay to cancel the WCW shows. He probably would not have been allowed to broach the idea.

LeBell Lock then the Running Knee.

What is motivation to be 24/7 champ, if I may ask? The perk seems to be having the lower card guys stalk you online and in person. I'm probably putting too much thought into it, I should really just relax.

Now we know you're the "this shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film class" guy.

Your sports media HAWT TAEK of the day: In a related story, I'd weigh 130 pounds without Chipotle, Chick-Fil-A, McDonald's, Five Guys, Krispy Kreme, and Coldstone Creamery.