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Next stop on the tour is Minsk.

Inception level shit. I'm officially hyped, whereas before I didn't even care.

The headline for a cancer piece featuring Scott Steiner would be, "Making cancer suck his fucking dick!"

A wrestling promotion's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

Think you might've left off a couple zeros there.

Just started re-reading the thread. God damn is this fucker long Found this gem

That is sorta like saying that oatmeal tastes better than mud.

Me trying to shout out tactics on the fly in GTA:O Free Mode sooo reminds me of with me as Hans Gruber and everyone else as Karl.

Oh good, we FINALLY get a Batman stand alone film! It's about time DC's most popular character got a solo movie

"Go get another dump truck. This should surely make that dalm train stop." J.T., there's a reason we referred to you as the General, you know. "Cover his flank on the Oscar Delta Gamma" "How's about we just shoot his sorry ass?" We're simple country people. All we know is suicide bombing. And I could never snipe worth a shit, but that's because Robert and Melraz wouldn't let me. Everything I tried to aim at would be dead by the time I pulled the trigger. That's why I converted to Islam and started racking up my incredible tally of virgins. Unfortunately:

And is fat.

The tipping point? Jonathan Kent's suicide

Dalm that could have been one of 2 or 3 nights.

I am old and dumb. I totally missed a golden opportunity to make fun of Stout's religious epiphany. There is no way that mother fucker has given up bacon or brown liquor.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DWp_K8prLfso&ved=0ahUKEwiQ34bQoozMAhXMGj4KHXkRCJgQ3ywIHDAA&usg=AFQjCNHof7_Fw9pf1iOQRlbyHwscOfGhtA That's the way i play freemode. Only difference is my glasses aka beer goggles makes me see everybody as zombie aliens Sorry imma dumb ass and don't know how to put the video directly on here. Ah smart phones are way smarter than me.

So I shouldn't lose hope that Stannis will end up on the Iron Throne, as is his due? Poor fucking Stannis. Jobbed out worse than Sting at Starcade '97.

They should've given it to him after Gone Baby Gone alone. Affleck proved in his debut movie that he's a much smarter director than Snyder could ever dream of being.

He's Buff, he's the stuff, and girls can't get enough because he overcharges.

Brilliant.

Is the shoptna warehouse built with Orbitz gum packets. The following week I expect TNA offices move into A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

As long as Snyder's name isn't attached I'm game.

I would love to be a fly on the wall for the creative meeting that took place prior to Shane "running" Raw the last two weeks. "Ok, we need to make this different from what's been on TV for the last couple of years, so let's develop characters, emphasize the importance of the titles, debut new talent, focus on wrestling matches and have feuds that actually make sense."

George Karl will be fired after season. He will collect the roughly 6 million remaining on his contract, with four year left. Who's next in the work for one year and get paid for five club? Ranadive is such a disgrace and double fuck you to Stern for giving that nutcase a team just to fuck Seattle over. . .

If you were worried about Adam LaRoche, don't. He's occupying his time having sex with underage Thai girls. liberating underage Thai sex slaves.

These last couple of pages have made me do enough spit takes that y'all owe me a new monitor.

My personal missed opportunity is never using the correct response when JT complained about the night shift keeping him up shooting dots. Definitely shoulda gone with "we keep odd hours". Going with "we mostly come out at night. mostly" would've worked as well, but it's hard to top this guy:

Let it all out, Gregg.

I dunno, I like Lance Storm's honesty. I know it's not cool to be honest about something like this at this time, but it shows something about Balls' personality, and it shows that at least Storm knows he was being a dick about it and feels bad now (too late, but still...) His run in SMW was incredible. His trouble with Tammy Sytch was so much fun. Great character. I hate to hear he may have not liked it, because it was done well.

With The Town and Argo under his belt, I am thinking maybe they should've given the chair to BvS to Affleck instead of Snyder. If this reboot that Affleck is going to helm turns out to be the Death In the Family prequel we've fantasy booked, I am totally stoked for that.

When the wife and I were in Los Angeles for New Year's, I stopped by El Segundo Brewing to get a bottle of broken skull. I tweeted a picture of the bottle and commented that's how I was ringing in the new year. Twenty minutes later I got a tweet back from Steve saying "Same here!" and marked the hell out!

Two things to take away from this: 1) Not sure if it's a plus or a minus that the reporter had no idea who Scott Steiner was. Minus because Steiner kinda was a pretty big deal for about a decade. It's a plus because we would have gotten one of those lame "bodyslam" or "piledriver" puns otherwise. 2) Considering it's a known fact that Scott Steiner loves him some Cracker Barrel, I'm kinda sad he had to settle for the also-ran Shoney's as a substitute ownership.

I haven't touched Skyrim in over a year for my own personal wellbeing. I played the game that much.

Then y'all went off to play Destiny, and our mission attempts devolved into "let's see what happens if we try Extradition using an ambulance with 5 guys on the roof. What could possibly go wrong?"

It was probably more shock on Vince's part that Nakamura didn't throw salt in his eyes.

I finally got my fiancee to sign up for Steam so we could play Torchlight 2 together, so that's what I'll be doing for the next couple of months.

Wanna trade? How'd you get so lucky, I privately hate you now. I'll get over it in a few hours.

He is essentially having statues built for him in every city he goes to. Like, he had a crazy ovation here in Philly. I know it is his hometown (or more accurately the tony suburbs of Philly) but people did not like him here. Ever. It really made no sense.

Lance being Lance

Wait, people actually think Rick Carlisle is overrated? People who know what basketball is? He's one of the best coaches in the league and has been for years. The Mavs have to retool to some degree every year. And every year they're in the playoffs. Some years they have more talent than others. And Dirk's slowed down, obviously. But Carlisle knows what he's doing. He's easily one of the five best coaches in the NBA. I think he might even be third behind Pop and Kerr. If LBJ finds his jumper, which he hasn't this season, then the Cavs are going to push GSW in the finals I think GSW is inevitable, but you never know. And if San Antonio takes Golden State down, then the Cavs have an even better shot. Cleveland is the weirdest team in memory. They're so friggin' good. But I hate watching them play. They don't click well and look like they're always about to fall apart at the seams. But they'll make the finals with ease.

I was one of about three people that saw Blue Chips in theaters. The out of touch Vinestory I never believed was the one about when Kill Bill part one came out and he wanted to put Tajiri in a stable with Akio and Yung Yang, called The Yakuza because of it. When it was far more likely he'd just watched the Robert Mitchum Yakuza movie from 1974.

Another very good trailer. Joker and Harley are great. Critically I think this will be the best received DCEU film to date with Man of Steel and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice receptions.

I'm all for shocking the reader/viewer and traveling roads that nobody would dare travel.. it's been an extremely fun ride BUT if all of THAT foreshadowing means nothing.. to me that's not good writing/planning. At some point there's gotta be a payoff on that or I'll be really frustrated.

Only quibble I had with that segment: after laying Jericho out Dean should've taken the scarf. That would've been the icing on the cake.

I love this thread b/c whenever I'm bored, I just come here and get ideas on something to throw on the Network.