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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a SPECIAL UPDATE FROM THE DEAN AMBROSE PROMOTIONAL TOUR UPDATE: Apparently he started a business. I was able to do some investigating and will be able to bring you throughout the evening these: From the Yelp page for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Stay tuned...

I have never wanted anything more than how much I want Cesaro to be a guest on Brian Fellows Safari Planet right now.

If you think the fetus is pissed now, wait until it stops getting poops.

I should be on tonight. It's been too long, and I can't afford to have my trigger finger get too rusty. It's about time that we're somebody's Huckleberry. "Why Cheesus...you look like somebody just walked over yo grave..."

Put this way--would they have flagged Tebow? The NFL stays losing these days.

There are only a few reviews on YELP for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Here is one of the last two I was able to find:

There was Nickelodeon slime used in a feud that had guys stomping each others heads through concrete a dated movie reference is nothing. I don't even know if Seth and Dean's booking has been all that great or if I just enjoy their feud because of how good they are. It feels like they've been making chicken salad out of chicken shit more often than not. Having said that it's still probably the best booked feud right now.

The Global Force thread got really good once we started talking about things other than Jeff Jarrett.

I am going to have to find a way to work no shooty for my booty into everyday conversation.

Angle's called the WWE offices before trying to drum up interest. Maybe he should drop them a line. Of course, by "drop them a line", I really mean "moonsault from a passing plane into the ring during RAW". This is Kurt Angle we're talking about, after all.

I'm pretty sure it's full.

I still want to know if Huell ever left the motel room.

You know you can't walk away from the Raiders. Just take a break away from the NoFunLeague. I have watched maybe 10 minutes of the Silver & Black this year, and that feels like 9 too long, ifI can do it so can you. They will one day rise up from under the hooves of their demonic oppressors and return to the glory days of Madden and Flores. Mark Davis cannot survive his haircut, it waits... Seriously though, fuck 'em and take a chill. The rest of the NFL ain't much better.

Just replace flip with Tank. . .

Violence plus hatred plus blood equals the best cage match ever. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32jse_magnum-ta-vs-tully-blanchard-steel_sport

Here's another tip: You don't always need to be using a specific weapon or piece of armor to level it up. For example, if you have a shiny new Auto Rifle that kicks like a motherfucker, unlike the smooth firing, but lower powered Auto Rifle you're using now, then you don't need to suffer through using that new Auto Rifle, trying to level it up. When you go to turn in your bounties, whatever you're equipped with is what levels up. So you can equip whatever you want to level up, turn in your bounties, and then reap the benefits. In addition, if you're maxed out on stuff and have some weapons or armor you're just not going to use, equip that, turn in your bounties, level those items up, and then disassemble them to get more Glimmer, Weapons Parts, Sapphire Wire, etc.

I feel a lot better about my "Don't get Destiny" choice now that I got Halo: Reach for free for Xbox.

If it gets this guy Gruden out of the MNF booth, please, Oakland, take him. Between Cole and Gruden, Monday nights are just a constant assault on my ears.

And the NFL has already come out and said the ref was wrong for flagging Abdullah And to credit Abdullah for being a better person - he tried to give the ref an out by saying he thought maybe he was flagged for his slide, not the prayer

Based on tonight, I have to assume that every time Rusev gets knocked out, Lana is given one square foot less of material out of which to make her skirts. I was super into Rusev and his push and all but I'm also feeling a little lighthe

Random thought but Tony Schiavone and Don West calling a show together would be all kinds of epic.

PowerPoint? Psssh. Overhead projector with transparencies or nothing!

The final surviving YELP review for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" After this one was posted, the business seems to have closed. This one is a little suspicious. I don't know, I'll leave it up to you to judge:

Some questions brought up tonight- Is Seth Rollins so cheap or so destitute that he can't afford luggage and has to haul his personal effects around in the MITB case? Or does he just do that to avoid having to pay baggage fees on the airlines? When Ambrose is unable or unwilling to hitchhike, steal vehicles, or stow away in the back of farm trucks carrying livestock to get from town to town does he just hide out in the truck that carries the merch supplies from town to town? I could see him bedding down on a pile of clothes and getting his funk all over them only for them to be sold the next night. Some little kid gets a new Cena shirt only to ask his mom why it smells like stale donuts and mustard. As evidenced tonight he probably absconds with a bag full of merch to hawk on his own in order to buy a few gas station hot dogs after the show. He probably lurks in the shady sections of town with a trench coat bartering or selling what he can. That quarter he got for a Sheamus shirt probably kept him in ramen noodles for a week.

The mullet had creative control and rewrote scenes on the fly?

Is that where this is leading? Is Tyson going to turn into AOTF era Jimmy Jacobs?

Don't guess I will be on. My xbox is fucked. Piece of shit. Update: never mind it's workin again.

Drew's "O-O-O" is my ringtone for ... this girl I know. I'm classy!

I find it hard to see Kidd as the heel in any situation where he's ignoring someone trying to force him to watch a Rosa match.

Poor Cheesus. Looking forward to it already. Hey Mel, you know how to get private messages on this sumbitch? I changed phone numbers, wanted to give you the new one. Didn't sleep at all last night, took a two-hour nap this afternoon. Fell asleep with something in the oven. Not good. So I'm not 100 percent, but with the Horsemen behind me, I can't freakin' lose.

Rob Liefeld is apparently working for 2K Sports Note: drawing is unfinished; pouches to be added later

Of course - as I pointed out... you could have just bough green weapons and be done a lot sooner

Ditto, but the two Rare Engrams I got in the mail turned into Strange Coins so I wasn't as pissed as I could've been. I don't think I would've been broken hearted about getting a Green so long as it was a weapon. I was all out of weapon parts on Saturday and it took about two hours of farming to get enough Green weapon drops to upgrade my Blue sniper rifle.

I have a bad feeling that Ambrose isn't the new Steve Austin. With the wink-wink insider jokes and the slime gag, he's the new DX circa 2006. I guess that means that Noble and Mercury aren't the new Stooges. They're the new Spirit Squad.

Oh, and I thought Rusev's English was fine because the shit he was saying was hilariously OTT. It was like he was reading death metal lyrics and then just went off in Bulgarian and/or Russian like a nut.

The 1988 democratic convention was nuts.

I'd say no shooty shooty for my booty tonight. Me and the Mrs. haven't seen each other in over a week. Gotta full day planned but she has to work tomorrow night and the fridge is stocked and I'll be off work so titans is a go. I'll definitely be on (good Lord willin) when you get home stout. Burke we always knew stout was a wise man so heed his advice and be sickly (from work) Wednesday so you can play. Hate to hear of troubles Robert hopefully will be worked out and we can roll up on the mean streets and calm them bitches down Tuesday.

No Titans for me again, I gotta work six days this week for the second straight week. 150 hours in the last three weeks. All work and no play makes ... I should be on Tuesday night after work, maybe 11:30 or so, if there are any late shifters about. Burke, call off sick Wednesday and mix another drink, buddy, it's party time. Los Santos needs to learn all about the Allah Akbar from the DVDR Taliban. Only difference is, we're not in cahoots with the Reaper Lords, we wanna kill them sumbitches too. And bring on the Hell's Angels. And everybody else. Maybe not those seven fuckers who ganged up on us that one night, but bring on everybody else. Fuck 'em.

I read that the wrong way and was trying to figure out how the competiton over a prospective coach could possibly turn into a race war.

Could Regal have been the last one to use knucks? Also, Chris Hero needs to go full on Mac-circa season 7 where he attributes his weight gain to just cultivating mass to impress HHH, wears shirts a size or two too small and thinks he's almost a muscle-head.

The only problem with giving Swagger the first win over Rusev is that he'd eventually blow it by doing something incredibly stupid.

I'm 40 and I grew up on the WWF and NWA, as they were called back in my day when you tied an onion to your belt, as was the style. Today, I DVR Raw and maybe watch matches or segments that get positive reviews but, more often than not, I just delete it sight unseen. The problem is there's so much TV to fill that nothing means anything anymore. When I was young, just getting to see two midcarders wrestle each other on Saturday Night's Main Event was a huge deal and a treat, because you never saw that unless you paid money to do so on PPV or a house show. Today, every match is done to death on TV and all these guys are so overexposed that there's no reason to care about anything. Why sit through 3 hours of Raw this week when there's going to be 3 more hours next week and the next, leading up to a 3 hour PPV, when you'll just see permutations of the same guys working each other, with the same style, each week? And why watch the PPV when you'll get rematches the next week on TV and the next month at the next PPV? It's not just recycling the same guys and matches. It's the booking, too. There are no consequences to anything. Cesaro is wrestling Shamus? Great. Whoever wins will not move up the card and next month both will be the same spot so who cares? Say what you want about indies but PWG is pretty much all I watch with any regularity. They're once a month (if that) so every show is special. Wrestlers have distinct and different styles, and the commentary, while funny at times, doesn't make a mockery of anything. And their titles are booked as meaningful. I'm hoping the lack of competition and the lessened need to "sell PPVs" because of the network will cause WWE to dial it back a notch. There's no need to burn through big matches on TV anymore. They could use PPVs in a more innovative way now since there are no worries over "buyrate." Shit, do old school KotR and Survivor Series. Sorry, I'm going off on a tangent. I'll just say that, as an older dude, I don't enjoy WWE because nothing they do means anything.

Whoa, I just beat the fuck out of Caius. Most of the guides say you're not supposed to be able to beat him at the point in the game I'm at, but I gave it a shot. First time out, he squashed me pretty good, but I noticed that I made a serious dent in his HP by spamming overclocks and heavy slash when I was near death. So next time up, I maxed out one of my schemas to have the highest possible strength rating and just started the fight spamming overclocks and heavy slash and it WORKED. He was finished before he even got off the Mega Flare he opens the fight with. Badical.

FACT. I work out to the Katy Perry Documentary. This looks good: