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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a SPECIAL UPDATE FROM THE DEAN AMBROSE PROMOTIONAL TOUR UPDATE: Apparently he started a business. I was able to do some investigating and will be able to bring you throughout the evening these: From the Yelp page for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Stay tuned...

I have never wanted anything more than how much I want Cesaro to be a guest on Brian Fellows Safari Planet right now.

If you think the fetus is pissed now, wait until it stops getting poops.

I should be on tonight. It's been too long, and I can't afford to have my trigger finger get too rusty. It's about time that we're somebody's Huckleberry. "Why Cheesus...you look like somebody just walked over yo grave..."

Put this way--would they have flagged Tebow? The NFL stays losing these days.

There are only a few reviews on YELP for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Here is one of the last two I was able to find:

There was Nickelodeon slime used in a feud that had guys stomping each others heads through concrete a dated movie reference is nothing. I don't even know if Seth and Dean's booking has been all that great or if I just enjoy their feud because of how good they are. It feels like they've been making chicken salad out of chicken shit more often than not. Having said that it's still probably the best booked feud right now.

The Global Force thread got really good once we started talking about things other than Jeff Jarrett.

I am going to have to find a way to work no shooty for my booty into everyday conversation.

Angle's called the WWE offices before trying to drum up interest. Maybe he should drop them a line. Of course, by "drop them a line", I really mean "moonsault from a passing plane into the ring during RAW". This is Kurt Angle we're talking about, after all.

I'm pretty sure it's full.

I still want to know if Huell ever left the motel room.

You know you can't walk away from the Raiders. Just take a break away from the NoFunLeague. I have watched maybe 10 minutes of the Silver & Black this year, and that feels like 9 too long, ifI can do it so can you. They will one day rise up from under the hooves of their demonic oppressors and return to the glory days of Madden and Flores. Mark Davis cannot survive his haircut, it waits... Seriously though, fuck 'em and take a chill. The rest of the NFL ain't much better.

Just replace flip with Tank. . .

Violence plus hatred plus blood equals the best cage match ever. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32jse_magnum-ta-vs-tully-blanchard-steel_sport

Here's another tip: You don't always need to be using a specific weapon or piece of armor to level it up. For example, if you have a shiny new Auto Rifle that kicks like a motherfucker, unlike the smooth firing, but lower powered Auto Rifle you're using now, then you don't need to suffer through using that new Auto Rifle, trying to level it up. When you go to turn in your bounties, whatever you're equipped with is what levels up. So you can equip whatever you want to level up, turn in your bounties, and then reap the benefits. In addition, if you're maxed out on stuff and have some weapons or armor you're just not going to use, equip that, turn in your bounties, level those items up, and then disassemble them to get more Glimmer, Weapons Parts, Sapphire Wire, etc.

I feel a lot better about my "Don't get Destiny" choice now that I got Halo: Reach for free for Xbox.

If it gets this guy Gruden out of the MNF booth, please, Oakland, take him. Between Cole and Gruden, Monday nights are just a constant assault on my ears.

And the NFL has already come out and said the ref was wrong for flagging Abdullah And to credit Abdullah for being a better person - he tried to give the ref an out by saying he thought maybe he was flagged for his slide, not the prayer

Based on tonight, I have to assume that every time Rusev gets knocked out, Lana is given one square foot less of material out of which to make her skirts. I was super into Rusev and his push and all but I'm also feeling a little lighthe

Random thought but Tony Schiavone and Don West calling a show together would be all kinds of epic.

PowerPoint? Psssh. Overhead projector with transparencies or nothing!

The final surviving YELP review for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" After this one was posted, the business seems to have closed. This one is a little suspicious. I don't know, I'll leave it up to you to judge:

Some questions brought up tonight- Is Seth Rollins so cheap or so destitute that he can't afford luggage and has to haul his personal effects around in the MITB case? Or does he just do that to avoid having to pay baggage fees on the airlines? When Ambrose is unable or unwilling to hitchhike, steal vehicles, or stow away in the back of farm trucks carrying livestock to get from town to town does he just hide out in the truck that carries the merch supplies from town to town? I could see him bedding down on a pile of clothes and getting his funk all over them only for them to be sold the next night. Some little kid gets a new Cena shirt only to ask his mom why it smells like stale donuts and mustard. As evidenced tonight he probably absconds with a bag full of merch to hawk on his own in order to buy a few gas station hot dogs after the show. He probably lurks in the shady sections of town with a trench coat bartering or selling what he can. That quarter he got for a Sheamus shirt probably kept him in ramen noodles for a week.

Pitbull?

Is that where this is leading? Is Tyson going to turn into AOTF era Jimmy Jacobs?

Don't guess I will be on. My xbox is fucked. Piece of shit. Update: never mind it's workin again.

Losing Dante Scarnecchia won't have helped that line either. I can't help but feeling that when this time is looked back on, the last 3rd of Brady's career will have been wasted by BB trying to be too cute. Older Brady can't do it all with no line and no receivers.

Usually, during the day, i hop on for a few minutes at a time, so i have been trying to do group stuff. I did get to level 20 (which i did by turning in a bounty or cashing in a gold tier event). I got a maroon/purple shader from the postmaster, so happy to finally look a little different.

Technico's post + avatar = gold.

Rob Liefeld is apparently working for 2K Sports Note: drawing is unfinished; pouches to be added later

Ditto, but the two Rare Engrams I got in the mail turned into Strange Coins so I wasn't as pissed as I could've been. I don't think I would've been broken hearted about getting a Green so long as it was a weapon. I was all out of weapon parts on Saturday and it took about two hours of farming to get enough Green weapon drops to upgrade my Blue sniper rifle.

No TNA Title match period seems odd WWE doesn't have a title match on their next PPV, TNA thought that they should follow suit.

The O-Face joke will never not be funny though. Also, I kind of agree on Scrubs. I actually liked the JD character, but everyone else was so much more interesting than him. The show got more interesting when it focused on those characters, especially if they had something that focused on Kelso, which was far too rare.

How about "quotable comedies made after 1990?" All I know is, next guy who says "mmmmyeah I'm gonna need you to work on Saturday" gets a cockpunch.

Absolutely not.

Went to the Crucible again because I had the bounty that requires completion of 5 Control matches. I had 3, so I figured what the hell. I was at Level 10, next lowest guy on my team (in either match) was around 22 or so. Gotten to the point where I don't think I'm a complete liability, but obviously I'm not on the level of some of these people. Second match was back-and-forth between our two teams, and with about two minutes left, I said "fuck it" and camped myself in a turret overlooking Zone B (don't ask me which map. . .I'm not 100% sure), which our team was in control of. Clock gets down to about 20 seconds, and I see a guy duck into a building, knowing that he's going to come out to try to take Zone B. He pops out, I unload on him, and kill him to give our squad the lead with about 10 seconds left. So that felt pretty good. Got my first blue weapon out of the deal, too, which was nice.

Pity Lana wasn't around during the Attitude era because that would've been a brilliant gimmick. Every time her man wins, they cut a swatch of fabric from her outfit like Rachel Phelps in Major League. Then just when the guy has won like his 35th match in a row and all she's left with are the tattered remnants of a bikini, some heel could get nuclear heat by cheating to win and deny us all that final piece of the puzzle. Rusev missed his chance for epic glory by not coming along in the 80s, Lana missed her's by not coming along in the 90s... Man, the two of them really would've ruled big time in other eras.

I'm still debating whether to do this. Not because I don't enjoy it,but because the movie I have in mind is such an acquired taste.

The 1988 democratic convention was nuts.

I'd say no shooty shooty for my booty tonight. Me and the Mrs. haven't seen each other in over a week. Gotta full day planned but she has to work tomorrow night and the fridge is stocked and I'll be off work so titans is a go. I'll definitely be on (good Lord willin) when you get home stout. Burke we always knew stout was a wise man so heed his advice and be sickly (from work) Wednesday so you can play. Hate to hear of troubles Robert hopefully will be worked out and we can roll up on the mean streets and calm them bitches down Tuesday.

I read that the wrong way and was trying to figure out how the competiton over a prospective coach could possibly turn into a race war.

The only problem with giving Swagger the first win over Rusev is that he'd eventually blow it by doing something incredibly stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07xEVLEhOsg A fun interview with Rip Hamilton here. He comments on Boozer's Black Ice incident, btw.

I would easily watch a one hour show about the Warehouse every week.