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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a SPECIAL UPDATE FROM THE DEAN AMBROSE PROMOTIONAL TOUR UPDATE: Apparently he started a business. I was able to do some investigating and will be able to bring you throughout the evening these: From the Yelp page for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Stay tuned...

I have never wanted anything more than how much I want Cesaro to be a guest on Brian Fellows Safari Planet right now.

If you think the fetus is pissed now, wait until it stops getting poops.

I should be on tonight. It's been too long, and I can't afford to have my trigger finger get too rusty. It's about time that we're somebody's Huckleberry. "Why Cheesus...you look like somebody just walked over yo grave..."

Put this way--would they have flagged Tebow? The NFL stays losing these days.

There are only a few reviews on YELP for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Here is one of the last two I was able to find:

There was Nickelodeon slime used in a feud that had guys stomping each others heads through concrete a dated movie reference is nothing. I don't even know if Seth and Dean's booking has been all that great or if I just enjoy their feud because of how good they are. It feels like they've been making chicken salad out of chicken shit more often than not. Having said that it's still probably the best booked feud right now.

The Global Force thread got really good once we started talking about things other than Jeff Jarrett.

I am going to have to find a way to work no shooty for my booty into everyday conversation.

Angle's called the WWE offices before trying to drum up interest. Maybe he should drop them a line. Of course, by "drop them a line", I really mean "moonsault from a passing plane into the ring during RAW". This is Kurt Angle we're talking about, after all.

I'm pretty sure it's full.

I still want to know if Huell ever left the motel room.

You know you can't walk away from the Raiders. Just take a break away from the NoFunLeague. I have watched maybe 10 minutes of the Silver & Black this year, and that feels like 9 too long, ifI can do it so can you. They will one day rise up from under the hooves of their demonic oppressors and return to the glory days of Madden and Flores. Mark Davis cannot survive his haircut, it waits... Seriously though, fuck 'em and take a chill. The rest of the NFL ain't much better.

Just replace flip with Tank. . .

Violence plus hatred plus blood equals the best cage match ever. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32jse_magnum-ta-vs-tully-blanchard-steel_sport

Here's another tip: You don't always need to be using a specific weapon or piece of armor to level it up. For example, if you have a shiny new Auto Rifle that kicks like a motherfucker, unlike the smooth firing, but lower powered Auto Rifle you're using now, then you don't need to suffer through using that new Auto Rifle, trying to level it up. When you go to turn in your bounties, whatever you're equipped with is what levels up. So you can equip whatever you want to level up, turn in your bounties, and then reap the benefits. In addition, if you're maxed out on stuff and have some weapons or armor you're just not going to use, equip that, turn in your bounties, level those items up, and then disassemble them to get more Glimmer, Weapons Parts, Sapphire Wire, etc.

I feel a lot better about my "Don't get Destiny" choice now that I got Halo: Reach for free for Xbox.

If it gets this guy Gruden out of the MNF booth, please, Oakland, take him. Between Cole and Gruden, Monday nights are just a constant assault on my ears.

And the NFL has already come out and said the ref was wrong for flagging Abdullah And to credit Abdullah for being a better person - he tried to give the ref an out by saying he thought maybe he was flagged for his slide, not the prayer

Based on tonight, I have to assume that every time Rusev gets knocked out, Lana is given one square foot less of material out of which to make her skirts. I was super into Rusev and his push and all but I'm also feeling a little lighthe

Random thought but Tony Schiavone and Don West calling a show together would be all kinds of epic.

PowerPoint? Psssh. Overhead projector with transparencies or nothing!

The final surviving YELP review for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" After this one was posted, the business seems to have closed. This one is a little suspicious. I don't know, I'll leave it up to you to judge:

Some questions brought up tonight- Is Seth Rollins so cheap or so destitute that he can't afford luggage and has to haul his personal effects around in the MITB case? Or does he just do that to avoid having to pay baggage fees on the airlines? When Ambrose is unable or unwilling to hitchhike, steal vehicles, or stow away in the back of farm trucks carrying livestock to get from town to town does he just hide out in the truck that carries the merch supplies from town to town? I could see him bedding down on a pile of clothes and getting his funk all over them only for them to be sold the next night. Some little kid gets a new Cena shirt only to ask his mom why it smells like stale donuts and mustard. As evidenced tonight he probably absconds with a bag full of merch to hawk on his own in order to buy a few gas station hot dogs after the show. He probably lurks in the shady sections of town with a trench coat bartering or selling what he can. That quarter he got for a Sheamus shirt probably kept him in ramen noodles for a week.

This post + the next few will contain the super-detailed results. These will be posted 10 people at a time. Each movie has three numbers in front of it: the rank you put it at, the rank where it actually ended up, and the number of points you got from it. #s 1-10: 1. -MJ-: 62 points Box office: 32 points 01 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 02 02 0 Transformers 4 03 08 5 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 06 2 Godzilla 05 05 0 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 06 04 2 Maleficent 07 01 6 Guardians of the Galaxy 08 07 1 22 Jump Street 09 13 4 Expendables 3 10 11 1 A Million Ways To Die 11 09 2 Lucy 12 12 0 The Giver ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 13 14 1 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 14 10 4 The Purge: Anarchy Rotten Tomatoes: 30 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 02 0 X-Men Days of Future Past 03 06 3 Godzilla 04 09 5 Maleficent 05 04 1 Edge of Tomorrow 06 05 1 22 Jump Street 07 03 4 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 08 12 4 A Million Ways To Die 09 11 2 Expendables 3 10 10 0 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 11 07 4 Hercules 12 08 4 The Purge: Anarchy 13 13 0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 14 14 0 Transformers 4 2. CONTROL: 64 points Box office: 32 points 01 01 0 Transformers 4 02 02 0 X-Men Days of Future Past 03 09 6 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 03 1 Maleficent 05 05 0 Spider-Man 2 06 07 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 07 06 1 Godzilla 08 14 6 Expendables 3 09 08 1 22 Jump Street 10 04 6 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 11 13 2 A Million Ways To Die 12 10 2 Neighbors 13 12 1 Edge of Tomorrow 14 11 3 Lucy Rotten Tomatoes: 32 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 06 4 Neighbors 03 04 1 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 04 05 1 Godzilla 05 02 3 Guardians of the Galaxy 06 07 1 Lucy 07 10 3 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 08 12 4 A Million Ways To Die 09 08 1 Spider-Man 2 10 09 1 Maleficent 11 03 8 X-Men Days of Future Past 12 11 1 Expendables 3 ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 13 14 1 Transformers 4 14 13 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. THE EROTIC TERRORIST: 66 points Box office: 36 points 01 09 8 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 03 1 X-Men Days of Future Past 03 02 1 Transformers 4 04 06 2 Godzilla 05 05 0 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 06 04 2 Maleficent 07 10 3 Neighbors 08 01 7 Guardians of the Galaxy 09 08 1 22 Jump Street 10 12 2 Hercules 11 07 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 12 13 1 A Million Ways To Die 13 14 1 Expendables 3 14 11 3 The Purge: Anarchy 15 15 0 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Rotten Tomatoes: 30 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 03 1 X-Men Days of Future Past 03 06 3 Godzilla 04 04 0 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 05 05 0 22 Jump Street 06 02 4 Guardians of the Galaxy 07 09 2 Maleficent 08 10 2 Expendables 3 09 12 3 The Giver 10 11 1 A Million Ways To Die ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 11 07 4 Hercules 12 13 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 13 14 1 Transformers 4 14 08 6 The Purge: Anarchy 4. CHAOS: 68 points Box office: 34 points 01 02 1 Transformers 4 02 03 1 X-Men Days of Future Past 03 09 6 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 06 2 Godzilla 05 05 0 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 06 04 2 Maleficent 07 08 1 22 Jump Street 08 01 7 Guardians of the Galaxy 09 10 1 Edge of Tomorrow 10 13 3 A Million Ways To Die 11 07 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 12 12 0 Hercules 13 14 1 Expendables 3 14 15 1 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 15 11 4 The Purge: Anarchy Rotten Tomatoes: 34 points 01 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 02 04 2 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 03 07 4 Godzilla 04 02 2 Guardians of the Galaxy 05 05 0 Edge of Tomorrow 06 01 5 How To Train Your Dragon 2 07 11 4 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 08 06 2 22 Jump Street 09 10 1 Maleficent 10 13 3 A Million Ways To Die 11 08 3 Hercules 12 12 0 Expendables 3 13 09 4 The Purge: Anarchy 14 15 1 Transformers 4 15 14 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 5. ROSSWB: 70 points Box office: 36 points 01 01 0 Transformers 4 02 05 3 Spider-Man 2 03 08 5 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 02 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 05 06 1 Godzilla 06 04 2 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 07 03 4 Maleficent 08 07 1 22 Jump Street 09 13 4 A Million Ways To Die 10 12 2 Hercules 11 14 3 Expendables 3 12 11 1 Edge of Tomorrow 13 09 4 Neighbors 14 10 4 Lucy 15 15 0 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Rotten Tomatoes: 34 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 05 3 Godzilla 03 09 6 Spider-Man 2 04 03 1 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 05 04 1 22 Jump Street 06 02 4 X-Men Days of Future Past 07 10 3 Maleficent 08 06 2 Neighbors 09 13 4 A Million Ways To Die 10 08 2 The Purge: Anarchy 11 07 4 Hercules 12 12 0 Expendables 3 13 11 2 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 14 15 1 Transformers 4 15 14 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 6. THE NATURAL: 72 points Box office: 40 points 01 02 1 Transformers 4 02 09 7 How To Train Your Dragon 2 03 06 3 Spider-Man 2 04 01 3 Guardians of the Galaxy 05 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 06 05 1 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 07 04 3 Maleficent 08 08 0 22 Jump Street 09 07 2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10 13 3 Hercules 11 14 3 Expendables 3 12 15 3 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 13 12 1 The Purge: Anarchy 14 10 4 Lucy 15 11 4 Edge of Tomorrow Rotten Tomatoes: 32 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 04 2 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 03 02 1 Guardians of the Galaxy 04 07 3 Godzilla 05 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 06 12 6 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 07 06 1 22 Jump Street 08 11 3 Spider-Man 2 09 05 4 Edge of Tomorrow 10 08 2 Lucy 11 10 1 The Purge: Anarchy 12 13 1 Expendables 3 13 09 4 Hercules 14 15 1 Transformers 4 15 14 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7. THE Z: 74 points Box office: 42 points 01 02 1 Transformers 4 02 05 3 Spider-Man 2 03 08 5 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 06 2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 05 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 06 01 5 Guardians of the Galaxy 07 13 6 A Million Ways To Die 08 04 4 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 09 09 0 Neighbors 10 07 3 22 Jump Street 11 10 1 Lucy 12 14 2 Expendables 3 13 15 2 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 14 12 2 Hercules 15 11 4 The Purge: Anarchy Rotten Tomatoes: 32 points 01 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 02 01 1 How To Train Your Dragon 2 03 02 1 Guardians of the Galaxy 04 06 2 Neighbors 05 04 1 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 06 05 1 Godzilla 07 12 5 A Million Ways To Die 08 09 1 Spider-Man 2 09 10 1 Maleficent ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 10 13 3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11 11 0 Expendables 3 12 08 4 The Purge: Anarchy 13 14 1 Transformers 4 14 07 7 Hercules 8. LIGERBUSA: 74 points Box office: 38 points 01 02 1 Transformers 4 02 06 4 Spider-Man 2 03 09 6 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 04 0 Maleficent 05 05 0 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 06 01 5 Guardians of the Galaxy 07 08 1 22 Jump Street 08 07 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 09 03 6 X-Men Days of Future Past 10 11 1 Edge of Tomorrow 11 13 2 Hercules 12 14 2 Expendables 3 13 15 2 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 14 10 4 Lucy 15 12 3 The Purge: Anarchy Rotten Tomatoes: 36 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 06 4 22 Jump Street 03 04 1 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 04 02 2 Guardians of the Galaxy 05 07 2 Godzilla 06 03 3 X-Men Days of Future Past 07 12 5 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 08 11 3 Spider-Man 2 09 05 4 Edge of Tomorrow 10 08 2 Lucy 11 13 2 Expendables 3 12 09 3 Hercules 13 10 3 The Purge: Anarchy 14 15 1 Transformers 4 15 14 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9. THE VEEG: 76 points Box office: 30 points 01 03 2 X-Men Days of Future Past 02 01 1 Guardians of the Galaxy 03 02 1 Transformers 4 04 10 6 How To Train Your Dragon 2 05 04 1 Maleficent 06 06 0 Spider-Man 2 07 08 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 08 09 1 22 Jump Street 09 07 2 Godzilla 10 13 3 A Million Ways To Die 11 05 6 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 12 11 1 Neighbors 13 14 1 Expendables 3 ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 14 12 2 Edge of Tomorrow Rotten Tomatoes: 46 points 01 14 13 The Giver 02 02 0 Guardians of the Galaxy 03 01 2 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 10 6 Maleficent 05 07 2 Lucy 06 04 2 22 Jump Street 07 03 4 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 08 06 2 Neighbors 09 05 4 Godzilla 10 11 1 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 11 12 1 Expendables 3 12 08 4 Hercules 13 09 4 The Purge: Anarchy 14 13 1 A Million Ways To Die 15 15 0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10. HOBO JOE: 77 points Box office: 36 points 01 02 1 Transformers 4 02 05 3 Spider-Man 2 03 08 5 How To Train Your Dragon 2 04 03 1 X-Men Days of Future Past 05 01 4 Guardians of the Galaxy 06 06 0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 07 04 3 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 08 07 1 22 Jump Street 09 14 5 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 10 13 3 Expendables 3 11 10 1 The Purge: Anarchy 12 09 3 Edge of Tomorrow ** ** 2 Jupiter Ascending 13 11 2 Hercules 14 12 2 The Giver Rotten Tomatoes: 41 points 01 01 0 How To Train Your Dragon 2 02 02 0 X-Men Days of Future Past 03 03 0 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 04 08 4 Spider-Man 2 05 10 5 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 06 09 3 Maleficent 07 04 3 Godzilla 08 11 3 Expendables 3 09 05 4 Lucy ** ** 3 Jupiter Ascending 10 12 2 The Giver 11 07 4 The Purge: Anarchy 12 13 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 13 14 1 Transformers 4 14 06 8 Hercules

Buy me a PS4 and you got a deal

Even John Carpenter admits that Halloween 2 was a hack job, so there is some truth to idea that Rob's sequel to his own vision of Halloween was better than Carpenter's sequel that was put out there to make money off of the slasher movie boom.

but not feet

Oh Jesus Christ, this Whovian Divergent Maze Runner Percy Jackson Giver Harry Potter tween shit can kiss my ass. I don't give a fuck if they are the new demographic hotness. :Let them acquire the taste the same way we did. This easily digestible portion approach to sci-fi makes me angry.

Despite not having the time to play another CRPG I got Neverwinter Nights off of GOG. I'm enjoying it more than I did the first time around since I actually have an inkling of how D&D 3rd ed rules work.

Other than it being super basic, that Brie match wasn't that horrible. Eva got to look faster than running molasses for once, Brie kept the flow going and Cameron didn't screw up. If that had been someone like Mickie or Beth in there, they would've tried to forced Eva ans Cameron to do spots that they have no business doing. Mickie esp had a formula that she would work against anyone be they a Trish or Rosa. And that latter match was some ugly shit.Brie may not ever be a super worker, but her matches do try to work for the weaker girl's skills... Something you can't say a lot about a lot of the other divas. Speaking of Brie, the Bellas got a Komen shirt that reads 'support the twins.' I got a chuckle seeing Brie in it when her twins are smalls. Lol

So, Airplane, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, the Jerk, Breakfast Club ... all of 'em? That sure is a controversial opinion.

Excuse me for changing the subject but I'm awake at 5AM and I'm thinking about how awesome Gary Hart would be as Brock Lesnar's manager. "Johnny Cena, I know what kind of man you really are. I know the darkness inside that heart; I can see it through your eyes, Johnny Cena." Not that Heyman isn't amazing, just saying.

Has this been posted here yet?! because it looks INCREDIBLE. There were 2-3 scenes in that trailer that just SLAYED me.

I think Bray works best as a mouthpiece who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty in the ring. So that when he steps into the ring, it's the equivalent of "the strap coming down" for his stable.

Oh yeah, those vids... I'm all in on a Harper push but I'll be kinda sad if Bray ends up being a glorified manager which seemed to me the direction that was going.

Another YELP Review I was able to pull for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!"

Yeah... I don't think New Japan fans will be happy Why? Besides branding the Tokyo Dome show as a GFW event, we'll finally be getting the PPV in the States. I don't see a bad thing about this? Not like Jarrett is going to insert himself into New Japan's show. It'll probably be a cross promotional PPV, matches from each company. I'm perfectly fine with this. I still think GWF could work best as a WWEN for the indies and Japan. create a broadcast platform for all the companies and have quarterly PPV events with an established touring world champion. Sooo what TNA should have been from its inception.

Or bullying.

Jesus, the Steelers lost to the Bucs and the Ravens won. Football is once again on track to break my heart by Week 7.

Justice League Unlimited is still my personal high water mark for superhero cartoons.

"Wash your hair, motherfucker." The ones that kill me are action movies where guys blast through walls when fighting. A good example is the Rock spearing that pole down during the big gunfight in The Rundown. Also, Bane punching a hole in that concrete pillar during the final fight of The Dark Knight Rises. If I'm watching the T-1000 shove Arnold through a concrete wall, sure thing. He's a metal robot. But two dudes made of bones and skin, come on. It takes me out of the movie a little bit. On a related note, too much wire work during fight scenes. One guy punches another and sends him sailing 40 yards, airborne. If it's The Matrix, sure; The Expendables, no. Agreed. Fighting in movies and TV is pro wrestling 10 punch in the corner level dumb. One-punch knockouts exist only when the plot calls for it. Otherwise, dudes just wail on each other and there's usually never evidence of damage later. Not even a black eye. Don't even get me started on gunplay, where everybody should be fucking deaf by now.

I really need to find the time to watch this. Especially since it really is the spiritual successor to Fog of War. And everyone needs to fucking watch that too.

It's just not a proper juice thread without Tommy Rich.