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I think the real problem is having a PPV called Hell in a Cell that requires the titular match in a dead zone month. Hell in a Cell should only happen at the organic end of a feud, not necessarily because October.

When did Dane Cook win the MITB briefcase? He didn't. Ambrose stumbled into his dressing room, thinking Rollins might be in there, shrugged and figured this was a good second choice, laid Cook out with the briefcase, then stole his clothes. That's not the money in the bank briefcase. If you saw the whole picture you would see that it says: Chimney Sink It's part of Dean's filing system. He keeps his belongings filed in suitcases based on where he originally found things. He has another one marked: Window sill Treehole and a more disturbing one labelled birds nest dead? guy - shoes and/or pockets

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a SPECIAL UPDATE FROM THE DEAN AMBROSE PROMOTIONAL TOUR UPDATE: Apparently he started a business. I was able to do some investigating and will be able to bring you throughout the evening these: From the Yelp page for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Stay tuned...

The Global Force thread got really good once we started talking about things other than Jeff Jarrett.

HEY! It's back up. This was the bi-monthly database implosion. Normal cpanel database fixes don't work anymore so that have to run a special fixer. So there you go. Please enjoy the fellowship togethah.

There are no gifs of his badass sack of potatoes move. I found this while looking for it though.

I think the real problem is having a PPV called Hell in a Cell that requires the titular match in a dead zone month. Hell in a Cell should only happen at the organic end of a feud, not necessarily because October. Arguably, if you had foresight with booking, you could make sure your main event feud would peak at HIAC. If you started a new feud right after or at Summerslam, you would have a two month build to the October show.

Didn't they just have Ambrose get written off by having head driven through cinder blocks?

I read that the wrong way and was trying to figure out how the competiton over a prospective coach could possibly turn into a race war.

There are only a few reviews on YELP for "AAADean Ambrose Home - Car - Personal security devices!" Here is one of the last two I was able to find:

Some questions brought up tonight- Is Seth Rollins so cheap or so destitute that he can't afford luggage and has to haul his personal effects around in the MITB case? Or does he just do that to avoid having to pay baggage fees on the airlines? When Ambrose is unable or unwilling to hitchhike, steal vehicles, or stow away in the back of farm trucks carrying livestock to get from town to town does he just hide out in the truck that carries the merch supplies from town to town? I could see him bedding down on a pile of clothes and getting his funk all over them only for them to be sold the next night. Some little kid gets a new Cena shirt only to ask his mom why it smells like stale donuts and mustard. As evidenced tonight he probably absconds with a bag full of merch to hawk on his own in order to buy a few gas station hot dogs after the show. He probably lurks in the shady sections of town with a trench coat bartering or selling what he can. That quarter he got for a Sheamus shirt probably kept him in ramen noodles for a week.

The 1988 democratic convention was nuts.

goddamn, I just got the vision of Cena standing in the ring, throwing his hat, starting at the ramp, waiting....waiting....the crowd clamouring....waiting....make em wait for it pal.... "RUSEV DACHANEK! RUSEV BLAHBLAHBLAH" *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun* he would be the best defending monster champion ever. Sorry but my boner for Rusev puts Batista's Dick to Shame. I think you could build the whole company around him for the 3 years.

She's a Hart, what do you expect?

Again - why does no on listen to me Don't make me go back to like the 10 page of this thread

I think the real problem is having a PPV called Hell in a Cell that requires the titular match in a dead zone month. Hell in a Cell should only happen at the organic end of a feud, not necessarily because October. I agree with you 110% on that. HIAC should be a feud-ending extra boost to a regular PPV, not a "themed" PPV in and of itself. But given the way Brock/Cena has gone down so far, the logical ending taking place at HIAC seemed to be a happy accident. Well, they booked themselves into a corner with this rematch. They clearly want to keep the title on Brock and keep him strong, but they also don't want Cena to eat another pinfall to Brock. Assuming they aren't stupid enough to put the belt right back on Cena, but they're also too worried about Cena losing again and looking weak in the eyes of his fanbase, the mistake was running Cena/Brock III for the gold at NoC instead of maybe waiting to do it after Brock finally loses and letting Cena beat him in the rematch there. NoC should have really been a placeholder one-month feud for Brock. Toss him in there against Ambrose or Ziggler, let him win a fairly dominant fifteen minute main where the opponent is never really competitive, but takes a load of punishment and gets the crowd behind him just for taking so much of a beating, and move on to your next feud for Lesnar for HiaC. Instead, they run a match in the main event of NoC that logically should lead to a final cell match that they can't do because they can't do another fuck finish the very next month in a one-on-one match, but they also have no desire to have either guy go over the other right now. I guess there is one more option - do a triple threat at HiaC where the third guy eats the pinfall for Brock so Cena loses without really losing, but then you're shoe-horning another guy into what was really a one-on-one feud where Cena needs to come back and beat the dominant monster, which is less-than-optimal narrative structure.

So, Fresh makes a whole lotta noise about how awesome Destiny will be and how much he will play and only has a Level 7 Titan. Why does this not shock me?

Boy did I have the hots for Natalya before this show. I realize that it's scripted but I get the sense that her being a chore to deal with is legit.

I loved American Beauty when it first came out. Then I saw it not too far after 9/11, and my mind changed. I know that's sort of a weird thing to say, but that day really shifted my tapes. I just want to tell Kevin Spacey's character to grow the fuck up. Work on your relationship with your daughter and try and find common ground with your wife. Or get a fucking hobby or develop a spiritual side to get some meaning in your life past the pathetic nature of getting high and lifting weights. The end to that movie is also such a cop-out. SPOILERS: An unimportant side character kills him because of some latent homosexuality, as opposed to anyone really important to the plot. Ugh. That's also sort of why I sort of lost interest in Mad Men. It's a really wonderful show in a lot of ways, but I hate Don Draper. You're an incredibly good looking, charismatic and talented person. Just suck it up and stop being miserable. I know Betty sucks, but at least do right by your kids, dude. And also, you remarried to some really hot, younger wife who has dreams of her own. How about you keep it in your pants for a change and help her live the life she wants? There's advertising work in LA, dude. That's why I love Friday Night Lights so much. Coach and Tami are good, responsible people who try and do right by everyone. I wish we had more people like that on TV and in movies than bad people who don't change.

This should have been a Taue move.

I think the real problem is having a PPV called Hell in a Cell that requires the titular match in a dead zone month. Hell in a Cell should only happen at the organic end of a feud, not necessarily because October.Arguably, if you had foresight with booking, you could make sure your main event feud would peak at HIAC. If you started a new feud right after or at Summerslam, you would have a two month build to the October show.If you had foresight. They don't even know what's going to happen 20 minutes from airtime.

My favorite "White person saves ghetto school" movie is The Substitute. Hell, I think Tom Berenger actually got more people killed, but I've loved that movie since it came out in 96.

Awesome time with halfaloaf and Oyaji before work. Had the greatest moment of my gaming career when I finished off the dreaded hover tank with a punch. I played a lot Sunday going from level 14 to level 19. Destiny is a million billion times more fun with friends compared to playing solo.

Nattie saying, "Rosa, being typical Rosa, made too big of a deal out of nothing" was RICH.

"I will kick you in your groin" - Alexander Rusev, 2014.

I am pretty sure someone w/ a rags-to-riches story like Mark Cuban would love to not deal with headache of running an organization and go back to doing shit with no level of responsibility at all. Who wouldn't love to bang some young broad and mentor their neighbor's weird kid carrying around a bag? How do you think all these escorts make so much money? Office Space goes into the same realm but catering towards losers in cubicles instead.

So Tyson Kidd forgot Nattie's birthday and got her a gift that was really for himself? Where have I seen that before?

I went with moderately obscure and awesome. I mean this is the era of Netflix and Youtube, after all. Also, I caught Santa's Slay last year and that shit just ain't fair.

Per Mike Johnson Yeah... I don't think New Japan fans will be happy

It would also train the audience to learn that people can be stars without fighting Cena

Wrong. Kevin Spacey becomes dead. And then he rides a rollercoaster in heaven. Or something. It's like the end of Parenthood (the movie), except way more fucked up and not as heartwarming.

Its not that Sandberg is that bad of a coach, he's not. He made the right decisions at the right times. Its that that clubhouse and GM/Ownership is that bad.

I think Fresh has the problem I used to have, which was liking the process of buying the video game, having it, but never playing it.

It's Office Space for C-level executives. The main character in Office Space realizes that he needs to find something that make him happy and to do just that, as opposed to live as an office drone. He finds that at the end when he starts working construction. Kevin Spacey just becomes lazy after blackmailing his boss.

Yeah - I think people forget that you can represent all the different factions so its not like I am stuck with Dead Orbit. I might switch New Monarchy though just to get stuff with Intelligence - since I so need to shorten the cooldown on my super

Not defending ESPN, but the stat was 4 consecutive 100 yard games with a TD to start the season, which had only been done by Emmitt, OJ and Jim Brown.

4 of my buddies and I played a bunch of Crucible matches and tore it up last night. I think we only lost once and our closest victory was a difference of 15 points! Craziness. There is such a huge difference between playing with randoms and playing with your buddies on chat. The biggest difference being that my friends and I regularly stuck together or would break off into two groups. It was pretty rare if an enemy team would take out everyone on a kill team. We also would stagger our specials because inevitably, the opposing team would group fight us, which is when one of us would start nuking the shit out of the opposing team. Control wasn't even fair. The final score was so fucking lopsided. I don't think we ever relinquished control of more than one zone. It's definitely the best way to play Crucible. And just to illustrate the difference, prior to all of us getting a team together, I played some Crucible matches by myself while I waited for a few of them to finish the Queen's Wrath mission. I think I played Skirmish, which is 3 v 3. My other two teammates were complete idiots. I think they thought they could game the system by one of them suiciding themselves by going into the dead zone. When that happens, your Revive point bounces back to the edge of the map. So the other guy still alive would revive the one that was dead, presumably thinking they could just keep getting enough points. Meanwhile, I got slaughtered because it was me taking on the other team by myself. Stupid randos.

ROH TV just started on WJLA here in the DC market, and as bad as the show has looked to me in digital form, it looks even worse on TV. Maria's ass barely has a chance to shine for goodness sake.

C'mon son, Johnny Dangerously

In and of itself, I was satisfied by the end of Lost. As part of the greater whole, though, it was very frustrating because of the lack of foreshadowing and set up over the show. They gave breadcrumbs to either red herrings or completely unrelated things and didn't set up the end at all. A lot of the earlier mysteries didn't connect or matter and given the way they twisted the scope, about 95% of the things that were important through the first five seasons or so ended up as footnotes or less.

And then there's this.

It was called WCW Monday Nitro.

If Meng/Barbarian collision was so disastrous, I don't even want to imagine what happend after this:

I miss Corey Graves so much.

It's funny you said that because I was going to list Fraiser as another show that sucks. Seinfeld is the best written sitcom in history and the chemistry between cast members is unmatched.