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"Somebody gonna get a sweater knit Somebody gonna get their tree lit"

Bigger and better version of the Taue retirement:

Tell that to Billy Gunn from WWE 13 with a straight face. I dare you.

Forster is such a strange anomaly because he seems so white bread innocent, and yet he works in an industry that should have killed that out of him long ago. So it must be a defense mechanism. And when he really tries to reach out to one of these people, for perhaps the first time in his life, it ends in murder. That moment when he's looking down at Sam Jackson, you know it was over and he and Jackie weren't running off together into the Tequila Sunset. A line was crossed for him, and he had to keep that cosmic balance. The theme of age and growing too old, is good unifier among characters, the line "What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!" may be one of the most honest lines in the entire Tarantino's oeuvre. On the one level it's a beautifully delivered line from Sam Jackson, who discards his machismo for his character's only moment of true reflection and vulnerability. On another it's Tarantino looking back at all of his heroes and icons, manifested by this aging, bumbling Robert Deniro, and he's screaming "What the fuck happened to this industry?" He went from being a rebel-rouser with his Band Apart compatriots, he got successful and tried to become kind of American Proto French New Wave. Then he realized he was in the machine, and that if he was going to be another gear he was just going to make his pastiche films. I think it's an maybe the most important film in his filmography because after this moment his influences became less like homages, like the camera angles in Reservoir Dogs, or the references in Pulp Fiction, and more like suits of garish armor. It's his way of dealing with big issues - Holocaust and Slavery, while being able to go "It's just a movie you guys look at all the silliness and blood." That doesn't mean it's my favorite to watch, I'd rather watch Reservoir/Pulp/Kill Bill instead - but it's maybe him at his most vulnerable and it may be the last time for a while.

9 1/2 Weeks

Fresh gig marks, iron-on letter t-shirt, forearm tat, and unkempt stache. Manny Fernandez is pro wrestling.

Started watching Lawrence of Arabia. What a pretty movie on blu ray.

Also, new wallpaper.

Merry Christmas FSW. I hope you and yours have a happy holiday and you get all kinds of kewl presents.

Heel Lawler was the best. I loved the Royal Rumble where he was a surprise entrant from the announce table, came in and was eliminated in about 3 seconds by Bret Hart then went back, sat down and continued announcing like nothing had happened.

Was that the one with Doctor Doom crying? Terrible

Cena's promo being Hoganesque is a good call. I was half expecting him to start flexing before back stroking his way out of the frame.

They should just get cheesy bread with pizza sauce. In the families I grew up around, if you didn't put at least a pepperoni on it, you were out of the fucking pizza discussion.

Nobody wants that from Taz. I want him dropping guys on their heads.

It was Gellar. The writers thought that was going to be the huge swerve of the season, and just about to a person, everyone on the internet had already called it and mocked it like around episode 4 or 5. It was so annoying to a lot of people, sitting through an entire season thinking "They don't seriously think we all don't see this coming, right?" And yeah...it seems they really thought we didn't see it coming. Because they played it like it was supposed to be super shocking. When did you figure it out? Because I swear to God, the very first time he's talking to Colin Hanks, my wife was like: And i was like, "Damn, good call, babe. His name, by the way is Stanley Dean Liver. But his friends call him Stan D." She didn't get it either. And honestly, it wasn't really that great a joke. But that's what happen and I'm committed to truth. God, I already forgot the exploding boat bullshit. And the 24-esque gas attack thing. INTERNET RAGE RE TURNING

Fun main event. Loved both teams backstage promos, especially the super faces team, reminded me of an early 90s survivor series team promo. Liked the stereo AA & GTS post-match. Thrilled for Batista's return being official, very much looking forward to it.

Arthur is going to garrote him. "It's like being strangled by Walt Disney!"

These toddler pageants are straight up abusive. Shame on you TLC.

Slick.

Haha you miserable old fool, if I had three teams like you did I'd dance on your grave as well. It was a legitimate question based in the facts your ignore. Love got them to 10-6. They canned him and fucked Urlacher off out the back door. Trestman comes in, maybe leads them to 9-7 and they implode as soon as your starting QB returns. Trestman's system is clearly bullshit and the schedule is clearly the only reason the Bears aren't going to finish 6-10. I will enjoy next season, when you either go all in with the Quitter and blow up the remaining husk of a defence you have, or keep that and see what hilarity McCown's noodle armed limp dickery brings. At what point does the trolling take a back seat to just not understanding football? It's usually easy to find the line with you (what you believe vs. what you say), but in this specific sub-forum i'm not sure if there is a line. I'm starting to think you just don't understand what you are watching.

SO my daughter is 13 months and we have been trying to get her interested in walking. She takes a few steps and stumbles, then drops to crawl. We go to my work X-mas party yesterday and everyone is asking if she walks. We say a little, just a few steps. I put her down on the floor and hold her hands to get her moving a bit. She lets go with one hand and next thing I know she is just holding one hand and walking all over. About 3 minutes later I feel her little hand let go of mine and all of the sudden she is off. It was the single proudest moment of my life. Just a great feeling The rest of the day was her stutting all over. Sure there were a few Flair flops, but I wouldn't trade that moment for the world.

Still, lets not lose sight of what matters here: GOLDUST IS FUCKING AWESOME.

It is so tragic that we don't have more UWA footage. Between this and OJ's history thread I find myself agonizing over more lost matches every day. If it makes you feel any better, we do have the main event of this show:

Great first post!

No wonder I like BATMAN BEGINS so much, it's a stealth THE SHADOW remake Follow the link for more

God Cornette and Monsoon were brilliant in that. "Let me handle it, dont you go off.." SHOVE "Oh you want a piece of me?" Monsoon's chops. Gold.

Is it just me or does Home Alone get even more disturbing every time you watch it? -The emotional abuse towards Kevin at the start, which is genuinely pretty uncomfortable. -The parents negligently leaving the kid behind. -The dad, upon finding out that his young son is all by himself, remains hilariously relaxed about the whole thing. -Kevin turning into such a sociopath by the end, you end up feeling a bit for Marv and Harry (yeah, they were robbers but they weren't actively trying to hurt anyone). -Child services and the cops letting the parents get off scot-free, probably because they're white, rich and privileged (nothing happens to them in the sequel when the exact same thing happens either.)

Preview in a nutshell: Nigel: My life is terrible. Steen: No it's not. Nigel: Yes it is. Steen: No it's not.

Take advantage of it while you can, bub. They all eventually go from thinking "dad is hilarious." into "I hope I'm never like my dad."

Trestman has had one season with a defense that fell apart and his starting quarterback missing large amounts of time. To decide he's not as good as Lovie based on one year is a knee-jerk reaction at best. To say he should be fired after one season is ridiculous. I think a coach at any level of sport has to be a special level of shit to be fired after one season.

What. Is. Your. Shithouse. Team. Doing. Now? Nothing? Kindly fuck off.

I would go back and double check but it's a Miz match.

Sorry, but his best was that post-Wrestlemania IC Title match with Barret.

Miz had his career match this year. That is a huge testament to the skill of Antonio Cesaro.

Lovie had a defense that was leaps and bounds better than the defense this year, that team started out on a tear going 7-1, and he nearly had full use of Cutler. The second half of that season was a disaster though, and the perfect example of the shitshow job Lovie is famous for. This season, what Trestman has done should be considered a miracle. The team is on the verge of making the playoffs, Trestman ran a system that is going to make McCown a multi-millionaire, and the defense has been awful. Worst rushing defense in the league. THE LEAGUE. This is the Chicago f'n Bears and they have a league worst rushing defense. Their passing defense is shit too. And Trestman has been consistent and has coached without any of the boneheaded mistakes Lovie would make every game. So, do you still want to play this dumbshit trolling routine, or would you care to shut the fuck up?

Vader fucking up Savio Vega and the late Gorilla. I like how the crowd was cheering the beatdown. I miss WWE crowds that aren't edited by canned crowd noise.

"How do you want it styled today, Hulk?" "Give me the Tim Thomerson."

It's like he wants this to happen

Nope. No. Definitely not possible. No, Sir. Nope. No.

(thanks cubs) http://youtu.be/Zeex318QKHw

Ryuto Sawada vs HIRO 2013.10.05 - Vale Tudo Japan 3rd