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I'm a bit late to the party on the whole Miz as champion debate, but I wanted to add a personal story as to why Miz winning the title will always stand out for me. My brother, who was a poster on this board (SgtPepper9876), was intensely anti-Miz. Couldn't stand him I always told him to get used to used to him, because I had a feeling he'd be around awhile, and I was certain that at some point he'd win the WWE championship. This idea was insane to my brother.......he just thought the idea was ludicrous. We would constantly debate it.....more just brothers goofing off and having fun than anything, but also me believing it and him really not being a Miz fan. My brother passed away on November 17th, 2010. His funeral was Monday November 22nd, 2010. I came home that day from the funeral and sat down and watched Raw on the DVR.......I needed to get my mind somewhere else and we both watched Raw religiously on Mondays, so it was a decent way to cope. Well, of course, Monday 11-22-10 was the night Miz won the WWE championship......the night of my brother's funeral....my brother who swore it would never happen. I remember distinctly laughing out loud, saying out loud "Well I'll be goddamned", and then having a decent cry while smiling at the same time. Looking back it's a very surreal and vivid memory.

The worst thing is all the idiots who upload their Smackdown vs Raw versions of this week's matches (but still use a picture of the real match as the video ID). ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH,

To get a haircut, get a job, and stop asking me to do their compilations for me. Damn kids today.

Oh please fuck off, this new thing/meme of hating on Ryder is awful. The dude was over as fuck at that time and ready for a mid card title run. The guy got over on his own through unconventional ways and should be commended for that. Let's not forget that awful booking put his hot streak to a dead end.

The most annoying thing on the internet is people recording TV on their phones and then uploading it to YouTube. It's why a pathogen that targets low IQs is essential for mankind.

They need to look to the wrestling world for more of their names, instead of the hipster world. More guys called Dick, Buddy and The. Less Seths and Evans. Seth and Evan work in used book stores and listen to Arcade Fire. On vinyl.

WAR wishes it could have had something so random

Thank you, Cody Rhodes. Maybe, one day:

Did the fins pick off your post too?

This is the fucking worst. Yes it is. 100x fucking worse than recording with your phone. Slightly more annoying than matches with action figures. This and people who respond to Gonzalez are my least favorite things about running March Madness.

This is the fucking worst.

Merg Turdfuck

Man, I hope so. If only to see the reactions of the over-the-top Davey Richards haters on this board--especially the guy with the "Davey Richards inside a steel Davey Richards" gimmick. Yeah. That dude is an asshole. Fuck whoever said that.

Go fuck yourself WWE.

good god do I miss Trish

The best wedding ever is still Kane and Lita. Good lord, Trish.

FSW, I had to go with the injury dig because I can't make fun of interceptions. Brandon Weeden plays for my team.

It is a terrible idea and has never worked. I can't think of a single time it did not kill a crowd. SES-era Punk teasing Austin's music? Unless Austin came out a minute later and stunnered everyone, it sucked. It borders on false advertising. I don't know what would possess them to do that to their paying customers. Translation: It didn't kill the crowd, so let's move the goalposts again so I can get into my "Stuff I don't like is awful and ultimately leads to the end of everything, and no matter how many times I am wrong about this, I'll keep using WCW as the proof that I'm right regardless of how apt an analogy it is (or generally isn't)" groove.

I'm the exact reverse - I haven't seen anything that supports a single shooter theory.

Yeah - Tampa Bay being pissed people are blowing up the kneel down is rich

And the first twat to achieve it. That would imply TO, Moss, Irvin, Marvin Harrison, Cris Carter and Hines Ward are all not twats

I watched all of King Of The Hill recently and the show really is great. It never hit a true slump that any long run (whether it be TV, Comics or whatevs) does. There were a few occasions where I think the writers took liberties with Hank (which Mike Judge mentioned in a few interviews), but even those episodes are really good. Around season 11/12 you think the show is winding down, then the final season produces an amazing string of episodes.

My favorite movie. I went to see a buddy's play and Rain, one of the Three Storms, was in it. My favorite celebrity encounter since moving to LA. Really nice dude that actually teared up a bit when I said I used to play '3 Storms' in the backyard as a kid with a laundry basket on my head pretending to be him as a kid.

Bayley is awesome. She's like the Diva version of Ricky Steamboat or Ricky Morton, she's so God damn likeable. I think WWE might have something special there.

Sting.

The problem with that is when everyone has odd/unusual names, none of them sticks out anymore.

Merg Turdfuck It's been done before, but who cares? We gotta pick a week where all of us change our user names to one of the names listed in this video.

Also fat guys winning. That's a thing in this list. Cities where fat guys won their first ever title, except L.A..

Absurdist fantasies for brain-addled adolescents?

Also, I have a great idea. Lets cast Kat Dennings and then have her run around in a huge winter jacket the entire film.

I've never seen that and it's pretty great. "DON'T BE PUTTIN' YOUR HANDS ON MY VAN"

Hey, guys, what's going on in this thr...

What stuck out to me about that Nexus angle is Barrett was getting booed out of the buildings. I can't remember the last time someone else was getting that kind of heat. He even got the crowd to get behind Cena. When does that happen?

If there was a Curb Your Enthusiasm like show with Peter Davison, Colin Baker & Sylvester McCoy, I would so watch it. Ricky Gervais would need to do it.

I've always wanted a poster sized autographed copy of this picture:

Yeah that's way worse than four Doinks vs fucking Bastion Booger, Mr Hyperbole

One thing I never understood was the critics, reviewers, and writers saying that Harlem Nights (and to the lesser extent Boomerang) was the first sign that Eddie Murphy's career was going down. I think that goes to Another 48 Hrs. It definitely went to hell with A Distinguished Gentleman. While I was never a big fan of Boomerang outside of Eartha Kitt being outrageous ("Marcus, I'm not wearing any PANTEEES!"), I can remember every scene in Harlem Nights. You can make that argument that he wanted a vehicle for his friends (Arsenio and Miguel Nunez Jr) and Pryor was already sick, but that's what makes me appreciate the movie. Arsenio and Nunez were great in their bit parts. And I think the world was beyond tired of Richard Pryor, probably the greatest standup ever, being in movies where he plays a wacky bus driver/mover and saves his kids/some orphans while doing wacky hijinks going cross country. If anything, Richard's career in film in the 80s ironically was where Eddie's career was headed ten years later. Harlem Nights was the last bit of greatness from Pryor and Redd Foxx, the two reasons why we had Eddie Murphy in the first place. Nowadays if some young hotshot director or young actor wants to recruit Al Pacino and De Niro, it's just downright sad and pathetic. Especially when they're acting from screenplays written by hacks who are best known for doing cookie cutter xXx style, nu-metal action flicks. At least Harlem Nights was in the most natural voice for two of the biggest pioneers in comedy instead some kid and teen audience pandering dialogue.

Well, that settles that.

Let's go Giants because you know...fuck Dallas

They feel so organic. I know scripting helps create a more consistent end game but you miss out on some really unique stuff like the Tatsu interview.

It really is, I think Matt deserved a shot at being the Smackdown champion because he was bullet proof to bad booking,

Agree with Vic it is a terrible thing

I'm trying to figure if this is a joke on the pro-alliteration agents being really shitty at alliteration.

So I was bored and after reading the last page decided to watch last week's NXT and this week's show. God I wish Regal were commentating on RAW. He would breathe so much life into otherwise boring matches. Bayley is so adorkable. She didi that promo on this past week's show where she puts up her dukes. I just could not stop laughing. Any one else it would look like the stupidest thing ever. But she pulls it off. She's like AJ except instead of being bipolar she's just sees the best in everyone. How can you not love her? Aiden English might be my new favorite wrestler. The singing entrance is brilliant and Regal had me in stiches with his fawning over him. And Bo Dallas. I had my doubts about him having a personality, but his Homecoming was tremendous. YOU GET A COOKIE. YOU GET A COOKIE. GIVE THAT MAN A COOKIE. EVERYONE GETS A COOKIE. He is so great in his delusional view of the world.

If I can convert one person to the awesomeness of Brainsmasher, then I have done my job. Also, I will defend Grown Ups and Project X to my last breath.

Madcap put me on to Brainsmasher and I haven't looked back. Andrew Dice Clay at his most PG, Chinese 'ninjas,' Teri Hatcher running around the Pacific Northwest in high heels. A really fun movie.

The Seagal AMC marathon a couple weeks ago made it very clear that he hated people having use of their arms. Like really, really hated that. Plus, Tommy Lee Jones and his bad hairpiece (?) chewed up so much scenery in Under Siege. It was fucking brilliant. In Out for Justice, Seagal uses a butcher knife to stick a dude's hand to the wall with it after taking it out another baddie's leg. And the poor hand-to-wall guy screams in agony the rest of said ass kicking scene. You can't even write shit like that anymore.