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Mistico's is just an epic horror story. They hyped him perfectly, acknowledging where he came from and making him seem like a future main event player. Then once they turned those stupid fucking lights on for his matches it all went to hell. I feel like there will be whole shoot videos of people who witnessed the whole mess first hand, telling the horrible tale from their perspective like a Wrestling Rashomon. And the host of those shoot videos will ask every guest how big Mistico's dong is.

I've been in both rings, and this is 100% true. I had been in hundreds of indy rings of various quality, but when I worked in an old WCW ring I was blown away by how short the ropes were, and it threw me off just running ropes and stuff. Also, WCW rings (and from what I see on television, most lucha rings) have cable ropes - where the rope is a steel cable run thru a garden-hose type of cover. WWE rings use a regular rope with a latex/acrylic type of coating. The difference in tension between the two is immense. Cables are much tighter, and have a spring-like quality, while ropes have a lot more elasticity and "wobble" more. Another difference is that WWE rings are 20x20... and most other rings are not. WCW rings were 18x18, I believe ECW were 16x16. Most indy rings are 16x16... although I have worked in 14x14 many times, as well as some rings that had ridiculously tall/short aprons.

That dog that's about to be eaten is looking at us like "So, you're all going to just let this happen?"

Dear TNA: Shitcan Hulk and open up your pocketbook to bring back Cody Deaner~!

God bless Masa. The dude loves wrestling and has more than enough money to indulge in it.

DVDVR legal has made me issue this notice: Third Parties must issue his/her own prizes for the correct answers the joke on his/her popsicles. Third Party will issue the NOTHING and will not be the responsibility of the Death Valley Driver Video Review to issue said NOTHING. THUS Mr Gilbert wins NOTHING, but it shall not be taken from DVDVR's Endless Bowl Of Nothing. Thank you for your continuing consuming of popsicles with jokes on the stick, Dean Rasmussen

Words cannot describe how amped I am for the Deathstroke boss fight.

As an amusing anecdote, Mr. Nick Bockwinkel will walk into the general lockerroom, even if he has his own dressing room, and not only shake everyone's hand, he introduces himself to each and every individual and asks their (often) gobsmacked names. The man is a super class act, and defines not only the honorific of "world champion" but he IS his gimmick. I have seen him treat the lowliest of indy scum workers (myself included) as you would think he would treat a seasoned veteran of ring and road. honored, RAF

What a fall from grace for Sabin, World title to jobbing in Xplosion in less than 60 days.

Nope

I feel dirty. ... Do you HAVE to do that?!No, you could just then back to their motel like they asked. But they didn't offer me any money or even the chance to watch them fuck, so why bother?

In America, you tie up hairdresser naked. #yakov

Then Velvet would say "They did, I NEVER did." (cue WUT WOH noise). Sorrenson could play the wacky next door neighbor and brag about how he scored four touchdowns in one game. Angle would be a better wacky neighbor though.

Didn't have a dog in the fight between BYU vs Utah but after this I have hope the Utes get the crap beat out of them: http://deadspin.com/this-is-the-photo-that-got-a-byu-football-player-suspen-1356566456@tcraggs22

I hated him at the beginning and then mourned the end of the reign by the end.

I'm hoping there's a downloadable moveset shortly after release of a crying WMD for Big Show, possibly with a full minute of will he/won't he drama. I would put down 1600 Microsoft Points for that.

The truth of the matter, in my eyes, is that both Mistico and Kharma were presented and debuted nearly perfectly. It's actually not that far off for the Shield and the Wyatt Family either. Even Fandango. For various reasons, not everything has been a success, but I think that bodes really well for the next few years, especially when you look at some of the guys they have in NXT.

Fuck 'em. I say if they win the Series this year, they rent the pool for the D-Backs home opener and have a bunch of guys there in full Dodger unis hanging out with the trophy floating around on an inner tube.

And then the 1-2-3 Kid stole it from him. So I think it's a Minnesota virus now. I have to admit, that kinda brought back the dislike of Waltman again, after giving him a pass from 2011. Torn anus or not, you just don't steal a man's bread-and-butter gimmick. That's why I no-prized it to claim it was a MN thing.

This game was the most fitting tribute to Donovan McNabb imaginable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C09IONl-R5w Apparently, nothing is better for your butt than a little Greek on the side. Even if you're in a committed relationship...but just can't get the greek your butt needs.

Screens - That's quite the going away present from Mickie. That's like an Outlaw (of Gor) level buffalo shot.

Tis the season For skull-face comets Fa-a-la-la-la Ax to the brain ...................................... I come up with this stuff on the fly. It's one of my few forms of entertainment.

To be fair, a lot of the 25 page threads are shitgimmick posters and bitchery at each other.

That Bill and Ted poster is right up there with Thelma and Louise for best poster so far.

Because there's no better justification of defending something racist than "Some of my best friends are [minority in question]". I mean, that's even older and hackier than his punchlines.

279) CRIMSON TIDE 1995 - 135 Points - 4 Votes (Highest Vote: #41 Rippa) DIRECTOR: Tony Scott STARRING: Gene Hackman, Denzel Washington, Matt Craven Placement On Original List: #209 (3 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (87%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - JT was the high vote last time (#31). He didn't vote for it this time. *Sigh*

I'm really stoked for this after watching that video. I pre-ordered and took the Skins pack option over playing as Deathstroke. That suit looks pretty sharp but I cannot wait to play as this version:

What would happen if they used that camera to film a Great Khali match? Would time completely stop?

Actually, only Dolph Ziggler has to do it every show. Unfortunately he forgets all the time.

282) DEAD MAN WALKING 1995 - 133 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #26 JT) DIRECTOR: Tim Robbins STARRING: Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, Robert Prosky Placement On Original List: #227 (3 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (93%) WIKI

Yikes. Imagine the first nine seconds of that video is what you see upon waking up after having been chloroformed by a guy who asked for help loading his van cause his arm was in a cast. Indeed, crying is the correct response. Followed by telling him your mom is a senator and can get him a plane to anywhere in the world.

Miz's dad looks like a 9/11 truther.

Lack of a quality marketing campaign for Gustafsson. You would think he would get more than the Gan McGee treatment no matter how small his chances were.

293) ONCE WERE WARRIORS 1994 - 123 Points - 3 Votes (Highest: #37 Kawada) DIRECTOR: Lee Tamahori STARRING: Rena Owen, Temuera Morrison, Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell Placement On Original List: #114 (5 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (94%) WIKI

Heel Dixie is going to be the greatest thing since Claire Lynch.

I'd rather a mushmouth speak for me than a skinnyfat who doesn't actually speak for me.

Oh Gran Naniwa - I miss you so

Shout out to Kawada for voting for Georgia. I was the other vote on that. JJL gives one of my favourite ever performances in it. Just devastating. I think Europa is the only other one I voted for so far. Not seen a lot of these so far to be honest.

316) GEORGIA 1995 - 109 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #30 Kawada) DIRECTOR: Ulu Grosbard STARRING: Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mare Winningham, Ted Levine Placement On Original List: N/A IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (78%) WIKI

Why are all those guy beating up Anthony Kiedis?

EVENT #38 POINT TOTAL: 560 UFC 168: Weidman vs. Silva II (12/28/2013) - Las Vegas, NV (MGM Grand Garden Arena) Chris Weidman vs. Anderson Silva - Silva, TKO, R2 Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate - Rousey, SUB, R2 Josh Barnett vs. Travis Browne - Barnett, SUB, R2 Jim Miller vs. Fabrício Camões - Miller, DEC Dustin Poirier vs. Diego Brandão - Poirier, DEC Chris Leben vs. Uriah Hall - Hall, TKO, R2 Gleison Tibau vs. Michael Johnson - Tibau, DEC Dennis Siver vs. Manvel Gamburyan - Siver, TKO, R2 John Howard vs. Siyar Bahadurzada - Bahadurzada, DEC William Macário vs. Bobby Voelker - Voelker, DEC Robbie Peralta vs. Estevan Payan - Peralta, DEC