Johnny Sorrow Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I'm still still still utterly lost as to why Sheamus was given the briefcase instead of Reigns..Because the LAST thing Reigns needs during this year long redemption tour is to be carrying around something that LITERALLY is telling the crowd that the guy they rejected cause "he hasn't earned it yet" has a free ticket to an easy win. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Kane with MITB would have been perfect. Him holding the briefcase over The Authority's collective head and threatening Rollins at every turn would have been great. It would have allowed to Kane to become face and break from The Authority and even get a decent run as a result. I'd doubt he'd be successful with his cash-in, but it would have been fun to watch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I want Cena to win at SummerSlam AND make Sheamus have a failed cash in just so I can read a bunch of posts that go like this: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Maybe it's me, but that's a good look for Ziggler. He should stick with the jeans and Chucks. He should stick with the superkick too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I want Cena to win at SummerSlam AND make Sheamus have a failed cash in just so I can read a bunch of posts that go like this: And goc with a SOAP joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 And goc with a SOAP joke. And I'm not even old enough to have seen it when it was on TV. Been watching the first season lately though and making these as I go. Just waiting for the opportunity to drop some choice Benson gifs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Fun first two matches, especially Reigns/Harper delivering the goods. Definitely don't want to see Ambrose turn on Reigns ever, their partnership has been perfect and should always stick. Great performances from Becky and later Sasha. Pretty awesome to see Sasha beat the divas champ via submission in the main event of Raw. Cena's promo reminded me a lot of the one he cut on Punk leading up to Night of Champs 2012 which was one of my favorites of his, I liked this one as well. Could see a similar type of double pin finish too, that or now Triple H gets involved since the whole Flair thing was brought up. SummerSlam looks like a lot of good stuff with 10 matches for a change, surely one of them gets bumped to the preshow (probably the tag titles as usual). I wish they'd throw a random Liger match on just cause he's there. Love the build for Lesnar/Taker, some good video packages and interested to see how it plays out. Definitely don't see Undertaker winning after leaving Brock laying like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 And goc with a SOAP joke. And I'm not even old enough to have seen it when it was on TV. Been watching the first season lately though and making these as I go. Just waiting for the opportunity to drop some choice Benson gifs. You could make Soap gifs your schtick, sorta like how my schtick is to randomly reference NBA players from the 80's and early 90's. A good schtick can be the difference between being John "Hot Rod" Williams or being John "Hot Plate" Williams, after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 And goc with a SOAP joke.And I'm not even old enough to have seen it when it was on TV. Been watching the first season lately though and making these as I go. Just waiting for the opportunity to drop some choice Benson gifs. I await some crazy reaction mugging shots of Bert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Bert doing his turning invisible bit will be the ultimate gif for "I'm tired of arguing and I'm done with this thread" situations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I cringed when Rollins called Bryan a "cripple". I bet they weren't happy with that. Jon Stewart hosting SummerSlam at least makes a 4 hour show a little more bearable. They're loading this card the fuck down, which is nice to see for their second biggest show of the year. In years past, it seemed like only the top 2 or 3 matches got decent build and hype, this year it's like the entire card is stacked and being advertised pretty well. And how did no one mention that the main event (match) of RAW was a Divas match, between the current Divas champion and the NXT Womens champion? That's a pretty big leap forward from where we were a few months ago. But, it wasn't a good idea to do that when you're in Brock Lesnar's home state and his segment is after the womens match. I felt really bad for Sasha and Nikki, but it's too be expected. I fully expect a "The Conqueror Marches On" shirt in the next few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEmanWITHnoNAME Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 WWE did a great job of making Undertaker out to be an old man pussy bitch who has to resort to diversions and cheap shot low blows to get over on someone. That was their intent, right? Right? I mean yeah...has to be. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's intentional. Well, I mean, I don't view him as a "pussy bitch" anyway - just an old fighter who's trying to take his legacy back and will resort to cheap shots to take down the man that's been booked like he's an unstoppable machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Taker's on his last legs and has to do absolutely ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING to beat them man who destroyed his WrestleMania legacy. If he didn't cheapshot him I'd be upset. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Haven't not seen Raw yet maybe Cena ripped Seth open since he is Jay Lethal to Seth's Jay Briscoe in the battle of the belts match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Cena does what Cena always does when it comes to these big matches. Bury his opponent in a promo and tell them they ain't shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 All Raw threads should devolve into Soap conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 All Raw threads should devolve into Soap conversations. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 WWE did a great job of making Undertaker out to be an old man pussy bitch who has to resort to diversions and cheap shot low blows to get over on someone. This is known in wrestling lingo as "a heel." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Wah wah John Cena buried Seth! Yeah, the same Seth Rollins who has been booked as a paper Champion/non entity/second banana for months. I'm sure Cena cutting an impassioned promo buried the guy. He'll never get back to the level of being a prop used to set up Taker/Brock 2. Mean old John Cena buried him and took a big steaming shit on his career. What a fucking tool! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 All Raw threads should devolve into Soap conversations. A scarity of Soap clips on youtube. But i did find a show i totally do not remember http://youtu.be/UPKE_dAv_s8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Cena does what Cena always does when it comes to these big matches. Bury his opponent in a promo and tell them they ain't shit. Maybe HHH is writing his promos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty J. Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Remember when Da Meltz said we wouldn't like the newest Wyatt Family member... And we all thought it would be Adam Rose or some shit. It's going to be fucking Ambrose and it's going to suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 "Ric Flair was never Triple H's bitch. But at SummerSlam, I'm gonna make you mine." Man, that was Cena's best "drop the mic" line since "Oh, I'm sorry, carry on. Continue trending" on the night he left Rock stuttering and stammering. I really enjoy Cena in that mode as a promo guy, but it definitely isn't productive when it's more or less true and the guy he's destroying really isn't over. Seth isn't all that over, and Cena just left him for dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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