Red is Dead Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I knew it... deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/891-famous-people-that-share-the-same-birthday-as-you/ There is a thread for this on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Maybe all that synthetic pot caught up to him. If Evan Bourne made a surprise appearance at the Rumble, or on a RAW, would the crowd react at all? I say no. Can he run out, climb to the top rope, and do a shooting star press attempt that somehow ends in a Roman Reigns superman punch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I just want the Real Americans to win the tag titles, announce that they are the only Real Americans in the history of the WWE, and Hogan comes out with the Usos in red and yellow because Hulkamania is running wild on Samoa, brother- whatcha gonna do when Jimmy, Jey, and the Hulkster run wild on youuuuuu' and when he says their names he points at the wrong ones. hahahahahahahahahahahahaa 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I endorse Evan Bourne showing up as the winner of a 128 person WWE Cruiserweight title tournament held in Brazil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I, too, was born on a date! So, uh...does anyone know what Evan Bourne has been doing this whole time? Why he hasn't returned? Why he hasn't been released if they aren't going to do anything with him? What about Big Zeke, JTG, and Yoshi? Are they all just sitting at home? Where's Layla? Did anyone else notice Teddy Long disappearing? Or how about this: Does Curtis Axel have a finishing maneuver? Can you prove it? Bourne got into a car accident and destroyed his foot during his suspension. Multiple breaks and dislocations that put him out a year. He did one match last year at NXT. Zeke got 2 hernias in training last month, and had surgery last week. Layla hurt her knee again. JTG and Yoshi appear on Superstars. Axel's finisher is a shitty neckbreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 is Axel's finisher worse than my finisher idea of "put the guy in a clawhold while in a front face lock, then give him a neckbreaker while he's still in the clawhold"? you'd think he'd just use the Perfect Plex, but nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 is Axel's finisher worse than my finisher idea of "put the guy in a clawhold while in a front face lock, then give him a neckbreaker while he's still in the clawhold"? you'd think he'd just use the Perfect Plex, but nope. That's better than the McGillicutter, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I, too, was born on a date! So, uh...does anyone know what Evan Bourne has been doing this whole time? Why he hasn't returned? Why he hasn't been released if they aren't going to do anything with him? What about Big Zeke, JTG, and Yoshi? Are they all just sitting at home? Where's Layla? Did anyone else notice Teddy Long disappearing? Or how about this: Does Curtis Axel have a finishing maneuver? Can you prove it? Bourne got into a car accident and destroyed his foot during his suspension. Multiple breaks and dislocations that put him out a year. He did one match last year at NXT. Zeke got 2 hernias in training last month, and had surgery last week. Layla hurt her knee again. JTG and Yoshi appear on Superstars. Axel's finisher is a shitty neckbreaker. Was that info you had in your memory bank? When was the last time those dudes were on raw or sd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 How is JTG even still employed? It's been over seven years, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 How is JTG even still employed? It's been over seven years, I think. Close, not quite. https://twitter.com/EmployedJTG Also, on Evan Bourne.. I asked about him a few months ago. He's been off TV for over two years or some crazy shit. I don't get it. He must have compromising pictures of Vince. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 You know, I don't know if there's been a better gimmick (and better performance of that gimmick) in wrestling history than King Booker. I'm watching some of that stuff on YouTube right now. He was just incredible with that character. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Apparently that would have required him to get a hideous tattoo That would be hilarious. Basically Sin Cara would become the WWE's version of a franchised Krusty The Klown. Have multiple Sin Cara's work on both RAW and Smackdown shows at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Apparently that would have required him to get a hideous tattoo That would be hilarious. Basically Sin Cara would become the WWE's version of a franchised Krusty The Klown. Have multiple Sin Cara's work on both RAW and Smackdown shows at the same time. I hate to bring this up, but isn't WWE's version of a franchised Krusty... well.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobholly138 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 July 10th WRESTLING Billy Jack NON-Wrestling Fred Gwynne Jessica Simpson Nikola Tesla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 It was funny when we all acted like they forgot Evan Bourne was still employed. But I am now seriously considering it. Also, when in doubt of someone's finisher, it's usually always a shitty neckbreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 It was funny when we all acted like they forgot Evan Bourne was still employed. But I am now seriously considering it. Also, when in doubt of someone's finisher, it's usually always a shitty neckbreaker. Evan Bourne/Matt Sydal is WWE's version of Milton. We know how it turns out in the end. Evan Bourne is going to set the building on fire while either CM Punk or Daniel Bryan stand on the side laughing as the evil corporation burns to the ground. Fuckin' A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Was that info you had in your memory bank? Some of it. Zeke's surgery was in last week's Observer. Layla's injury was reported on a podcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Apparently that would have required him to get a hideous tattoo He used to be an indy wrestler. How would that be a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Apparently that would have required him to get a hideous tattoo That would be hilarious. Basically Sin Cara would become the WWE's version of a franchised Krusty The Klown. Have multiple Sin Cara's work on both RAW and Smackdown shows at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Nikolai Volkov and Stacy Kiebler. And ee cummings You forgot Steve Coogan, Roger Moore, Usher, Ralph Lauren, Cliff Richard and Dwight Eisenhower, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 You know, I don't know if there's been a better gimmick (and better performance of that gimmick) in wrestling history than King Booker. I'm watching some of that stuff on YouTube right now. He was just incredible with that character. The Undertaker. Come on, dude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Apparently that would have required him to get a hideous tattoo That would be hilarious. Basically Sin Cara would become the WWE's version of a franchised Krusty The Klown. Have multiple Sin Cara's work on both RAW and Smackdown shows at the same time. I hate to bring this up, but isn't WWE's version of a franchised Krusty... well.. That picture is like the de-evolution of Doink's hair. He had a sweet fro when the gimmick started and by the time Borne left it was that fringy mess on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 The Undertaker is one of the last true Iconic figures left in wrestling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 You know, I don't know if there's been a better gimmick (and better performance of that gimmick) in wrestling history than King Booker. I'm watching some of that stuff on YouTube right now. He was just incredible with that character.The Undertaker. Come on, dude. What's Undertaker's birthdate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 He wasn't born I dreamed him into life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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