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  1. He separated his shoulder flipping a burger after that shot.
    6 points
  2. Speaking of Sasha Banks, I decided to watch Takeover Respect on a whim, and the best part of her harassing Izzy in that Iron Man match is that it starts about two minutes before she actually steals the bow. Sasha throws Bayley into the stairs and starts barking at Izzy, who is stony-faced except to wipe away a single tear right as the camera starts to follow the action back toward the ring. A minute later, Sasha dumps Bayley again and points right at Izzy, who is still holding it together though she is starting to slip. She wipes away a couple more tears really quickly. You can read that she's thinking, "I am NOT going to cry." Then Sasha flings Bayley into the video board, comes back, and snatches Izzy's bow, and instantaneously, Izzy breaks into tears. Sasha set up that spot by wearing down the psyche of a nine-year-old girl by taunting her as she beat up that girl's hero. It's mean, it's cruel, it's pro wrestling. I actually think that people were more down on this match than they should have been because actually, once the first fall happens, everything that happens after it builds on each successive fall and is sublime.
    3 points
  3. It was a really good match but I have to admit I remember asking my girlfriend why they had so much hair. Like she'd have some pearl of wisdom about hair extensions making you more aerodynamic. But I got this...
    3 points
  4. My biggest hope is for a shoot draft. None of that random lotto shit. Let's see who Shane and Stephanie would pick if they were really in charge. Creative can pick up the pieces afterward. With the 1st pick, Stephanie McMahon's Raw selects...TRIPLE H! Shane McMahon's SmackDown selects...THE UNDERTAKER! THE BIG SHOW! Andre was my friend! JBL'S HAT! THE SMACKDOWN FIST! Dammit! SON OF MITCH! Jericho, I guess. ROMAN REIGNS! JOHN CENA! AJ STYLES! AN USO! AN USO! ANOTHER USO! There are no more Usos on the board. You have 30 seconds to make another selection. Shit! Uh, BROCK LESNAR!
    3 points
  5. I await the Mets mid-season trade for Utley confusing everyone.
    2 points
  6. Barrett said Shango was going into the Rumble for like 3 years straight so that was his bit
    2 points
  7. You should not have Ambrose in the ring being interviewed by Michael Cole like they did on Smackdown. Makes him seem like just another guy. He needs mystique. His promos always need to be solo, taped affairs, kinda like ECW Raven's but not as angsty, more crazy. Piranesi should be the field producer for his promos.
    2 points
  8. OKC shot 3-23 from downtown, and 22-32 from the line. I don't even know how this was close. In the two would be close out games KD has shot 22-62. What an epic choke job from him. Westbrook hasn't been much better at 21-55. You saw the difference between a championship team and a pretender in the 4th quarter. Waiters has played 60 minutes the last 2 games and has 3 points. How is that even possible? His ORtg has been 66 and 83 while his DRtg has been 124 and 117. The guy is literally useless. Westbrook and KD will both have to play at an MVP level to win game 7. I'm not holding my breath.
    2 points
  9. I don't think it's a coincidence that he teed off twice on lesser pitchers after the team ace got himself tossed for absolutely no reason. Thor cost the Mets a quality start and almost certainly the game because he just had to wiggle his dick at Utley, consequences be damned. I don't blame the umps one bit.
    2 points
  10. Also, never forget the awesomeness of this promo.
    2 points
  11. I want to see all the marquee wrestlers in a green room and as the draft moves forward each wrestler is picked one by one until there's someone left in there who neither Shane or Stephanie is selecting. So when they are finally selected they have a chip on their shoulder and want to prove Shane and Steph wrong. So they set out to destroy people who were picked before them.
    2 points
  12. That's one way to make Bullet Club stop being seen as cool; like when Nsync started wearing FUBU.
    2 points
  13. I just watched American Grindhouse and I'm in the mood, baby, so let's see what B Movie TV is serving up to honor our fallen heroes this Memorial Day Weekend...why it's Demonwarp: (1988) starring George Kennedy who wikipedia says is somehow not a veteren despite everything his face and body and posture and attitude and every movie he's ever been in would seem to indicate...he's actually just a rolly-polly ball of cute. So I am already going into this shaken a bit in my core beliefs. Hollywood has somehow deceived me about something. You know what, I'm pretty sure Wikipedia is a fucking liar. I love you Hollywood! I will always believe you first! After a cold open that shows a creepy old-timey western wanderer with like a mule cart in like the old west reading the bible and seeing a meteor maybe? crash we completely forget any of that happen and instead flash to George Kennedy playing trivial pursuit with his daughtANDBIGFOOT JUST BROKE DOWN THE DOOR AND DRAGGED GEORGEKENNEDYSDAUGHTERINTOTHEWOODS!!! Guys, meet Bigfoot! Yeah. So let's not put a lot of stock in the Bigfoot factor itself to carry this movie. Why do you ask, is Bigfoot the main antagonist in a movie whose title is made of the words "Demon" and "Warp"? Since Bigfoot is an idyllic woodland creature who admittedly occasionally crosses the line into hiker-murder and/or dragging-people-off-to-be-his-sex-slave and not either a demon or a time travler, this seems odd? Well, the connection is not really evident until literally the final ten minutes or so of this ridiculous movie. We now flash to a bunch of teens driving into the woods. So if you're keeping track so far we into at least our third movie opening in this movie andHOLYSHITIT'S BUDDY FROM JUSTONEOFTHEGUYS!!!! Buddy from Just ONE OF THE GUYS is literally y favorite film character in the history of film. He is completely unchanaged, like a smidge taller, and so I am going to assume this is, in fact, Buddy, and this is the unofficial sequel to Just One of the Guys and maybe Bigfoot is writing a story for his school newspaper about teen relationships and this is all a big misunderstanding. So the slasher-teen-fodder are at this cabin to find the uncle of one of them who has disappeared and I am assuming is being mated to various Bigfeet against his will. This is a good time to mention there are not nearly enough good Bigfoot themed horror movies, though nothing could really live up to the sheer terror I felt when I heard Leonard Nimoy narrate "In Search of Sasquatch" in 1978. At one point Bigfoot drags a guy wearing a bigfoot mask (to scare his friends) off to his cave, so, yes, if you were wondering if they were going to skip over the Bigfoot-sodomy angle, they didn't. Bigfoot is definately spending a good part of this movie nailing that guy in his lady-Bigfoot mask. George Kennedy is wearing overalls. Adorable and he killed seven Nazis with his bare hands on the eastern front. Yeah, that's right, he paratrooped into Stalingrad because Normandy wasn't intense enough for him FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA, GEORGE KENNEDY IS A WAR HERO!!!!! And if you know CREEPSHOW 2 this seems like his wheelhouse, clothing-wise. He says "THere's a thing out here. It took my little girl. I couldn't stop it then, but I'm gonna stop it now." That is both a good summary of the film and the subtitle of Heidi Cruz's father's autobiography. Political! We settle into a lot of boring direct-to-video level boobie and innuendo junk as the teens settle in for the night. I'm guessing one of the reasons this movie was greenlit was that they got a Penthouse pet (Michelle Bauer) Hello, 1988, you were pretty hot in a big-haired Sam Kinison kind of way! and knew they could drop at least 15 minutes of late 80s VHS slow motion lingerie massage in there. Buddy is playing around with some advanced Squatch-sound equipment and the soundtrack (and presence of girl towling off after a shower) tells me its time for some Bigfoot action. Buddy takes this as a chance to feel her up, which is exactly what the Buddy-from-Just-One-of-The-Guys that I know and love would do. and FUCK BIGFOOT JUT KILLED BUDDYFROMJUSTONEOFHTEGUYS!!! What the fuck purpose could there be to watching the rest of this? ILOVE YOU BUDY!!! After this we just get Bigfoot stalking and killing random hikers Jason style including a nice head-tearing-off which really hits home because that is exactly the shit Nimoy warned me about. Also a disembowling with a dull stick which Nimoy didn't say a godamned thing about! But this goes on awhile and it pretty badly done with the sad synth score doing most of the lifting while we just watch people run around acting scared. Now, I mean, we know something is fishy when we see Bigfoot disabling an explosive device but who knew... at 11:04, approximately 64 minutes into an 80 minute movie, the following happens (from the evil lying Wikipedia): - It is later discovered that one of the campers came there to find his uncle. His uncle is later found to be the Bigfoot, and - that a bigoted Catholic priest used him (turned him into Bigfoot) for his own evil plans. - Actually, the priest thinks an alien who arrived from an unknown planet 100 years ago is an angel who is here to be served by him. - and to do this work he is creating a horde of mindless zombies, - to defend the hidden spacecraft inside the cave they used to hide it. The living fuck???? All of that is just sort of vomitted out of the 15 minutes or so of this movie.. Also we find the guy in the bigfoot mask who has been literally butt-raped into submission by Bigfoot and he just kind of expires from sheer rectal exhaustion (which is a thing. It's called R.E. in the squatch-chaser community). And hey, ZOMBIE BUDDY FROM JUST ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!!! Somehow this all leads to Brain guy from late-era MST3K FUCK YOU M KNIGHT SHYAMALAN...you lazy fucker, I demand you wathc DEMONWARP to get your twist mojo back because this was 10 times more satisfyng than the ending to THE VILLAGE and made more sense than the ending to SIGNS. And everyone remember to take a moment in the next few days to honor the sacrifices of George Kennedy, who singlehandedly saved the crew of PT-109 after it was torpedoed by the VietCong at the Alamo. And if Wikipedia says otherwise, you know who you really trust.
    2 points
  14. I think the way Cody Rhodes handled this is commendable. Told them what he wanted, got told no, peaced out. Way better than sticking around and doing the passive aggressive or whine to the internet approach like way too many do. Look how he put all the Bucks but Bunkhouse. He knows his daddy ain't around to save him from The Stud Stable.
    2 points
  15. Just watched "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" for the first time since it was in theaters. That movie is so, so, so, so great. It's one of the funniest movies I can remember watching. It's so slept on. I don't think I've ever actually talked with anyone other than my wife about what an amazing movie it is. John C. Reilly deserved every award.
    2 points
  16. Vince finally saw Lost. Wrestlemania is going to end with Dolph dying with "Not Becky's Boat" written on his hand.
    2 points
  17. You say he's that old, but we all know Drake younger.
    2 points
  18. If he's the younger brother, he should be called Secundo, not Primo.
    2 points
  19. Matrix/D-Man is a young Canadian guy wrestling for Zero-1 and documenting it in a vlog type way. Shogun Okamoto is another IGF refugee. Jordynne Grace is wrestling Sonya Strong next month, someone is clearly reading my thoughts.
    2 points
  20. I would hate on the hair extensions, but it got us a really great spot where Sasha accidentally ripped out one of Charlotte's extensions and then Charlotte grabbed it and tried to violently whip Sasha with it in a fit of rage, so ultimately, extensions have been worth it.
    1 point
  21. His medicine got taken when NYM won the series. And the difference between throwing inside to a guy and behind a guy is nowhere near the same deal. We will never know if Familia didn't feel comfortable throwing in, because Utley tomahawked the first pitch he threw him. Syndergaard had his opportunity in the game he HR'd twice in 3 weeks ago. It wasn't a big enough deal then? He saw Utley 4 times that night and sat him down all 4 times. I would take greater pleasure in giving a guy an ohfer every time I saw him than if I drilled him once.
    1 point
  22. Well today might have been the most extreme example of what the Yanks were hoping for with the Run-DMC bullpen They got one hit but it was a Starlin Castro 2 run HR. So Betances, Miller and Chapman faced 9 batters - 7 of them were strikeouts Yanks win 2-1
    1 point
  23. Alice Through The Looking Glass bombed with an estimated $28m for the weekend, down just a tad from 2010's Alice In Wonderland which had a first weekend of $110m. (Although a $28m first weekend is a better showing than Neighbors 2 or Nice Guys.) People who had Alice at, let's say, 10th or lower on their box office list: Natural, Rippa, King Leonidas, and Elsalvajeloco. ivpvideos and Death From Above left it off their box office list. The rest of us are in varying degrees of trouble. I personally put it at 4th.
    1 point
  24. "He said wrestler twice. Job him to Santino for a month."
    1 point
  25. It isn't really a wrestling thing. Apparently someone told women in America that men really like long hair. Even though this is extremely obvious that hair isn't real we don't care. Never understood that.
    1 point
  26. EDIT: GODDAMMIT JEFF JARRETT I HATE YOU. Now I'm thinking of Wire parallels to wrestling performers. Before this starts, take it over to Movies and TV so we don't piss off Rippa
    1 point
  27. Because if you watch a lot of Warriors games, you'll see how inconsistent Klay is. His three can get really flat and he'll abuse the back iron too often. There are a tonne of guys in the league that can defend and hit threes. While Klay isn't a 3 and D guy, those are his strengths. There isn't anybody in the history of basketball that does what Steph does. This is from one of my favourite fivethirtyeight articles:
    1 point
  28. 1 point
  29. Kurt Angle? We could finally get the payoff to the Steph-HHH-Angle love story!!!
    1 point
  30. A lot of nervous energy in the building. They've seen this team fall apart before.
    1 point
  31. Somewhere in the mostly useless form that is Dean Ambrose dwells the spirit off John Moxley, one day it will emerge. (I hope)
    1 point
  32. Mark just wants to go to Babar's house.
    1 point
  33. So many different definitions for this. Save us, Vader
    1 point
  34. The joy on Big Show's face cracks me up. And then it ends with Alberto just politely clapping, and I lose it.
    1 point
  35. Scott Hall showed up on Nitro 20 years ago today You are all motherfucking old
    1 point
  36. That's not Doink, that's Mad Clown from Super Punch Out!!
    1 point
  37. She was definitely one of the mechanics of the division. They trusted to put her out there with people to make them look good despite what some levels of experience were. But yeah, she was a heck of a performer, kind of wish she had more of a push, but when she got a chance to shine, it was usually great. I did love her and Spike as Romeo and Juliet when the Hollys and Dudleys were feuding. I also loved that when she lost her hair, she had a wig with a chinstrap. Also side bar, from the Beth Phoenix Art of Wrestling, Beth Phoenix was short on cash to pay for OVW (I'm pretty sure she was paying to go to the school, not a signee) and Molly apparently paid her tuition for her to train.
    1 point
  38. Damian Sandow will be at the MCW joint in June along with the Ghosts of Outsiders Past.. BLACK WALLSTREET~! YES~!
    1 point
  39. I think Cody knows he ain't Hamlet, but he feels like he should at least be Laertes, Polonius, Horatio, hell even the Player King...but after a decade he's relegated to playing Marcellus and jerking the curtain with Barnardo and Francisco, and he's quitting this company to go find some company that'll let him play Lear as a dystopian 23rd century warlord or something...
    1 point
  40. Dear Lord who guides me and nourishes me, I set for upon this path that you have laid before me, with a strong arm and a willing heart to totally rock this shit Amen "The song of Jonah"
    1 point
  41. Sure you fuckers are willing to actually contribute to TNA staying on the air but not the actual running of the fucking site. Poor poor barren PayPal account
    1 point
  42. I think it would have been better if they called him Flag Smasher
    1 point
  43. I really liked it. I thought Zemo was great. He was different but there was a lot in him that felt spiritually like Zemo to me. I was trying to explain Spider-Man to a long time comics fan, and it was hard. There's something so safe and conservative about the Peter we've had for my entire life, really, something where he's too relatable, too like us, too comforting. There was that Queens edge to him here, poor in a way that I can't fully relate to, awkward and bright-eyed in a way that isn't just 60s nerdy. The accent matters more than you could imagine. I know Spider-Man like the back of my hand and this was something that felt different in a challenging sort of way but so right at the same time. You look at it and you think "Yeah, that's it! Why didn't we have that before?" when it's something you didn't entirely know you ever wanted out of a character you know so well.
    1 point
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