Raw 11-4-13

[Dolfan in NYC]

 

Curtis Axel is so dead the second they take the IC title off of him. Without Paul Heyman they might as well give him back the Michael McGillicutty name.

He's not even a guy I'd call a "failed experiment." They never acted like they wanted to get him over. From day one with the HHH stuff, all of the little things they had him do were wrong. They let Hunter hit him and didn't have him fight back. They had him win the match by forfeit but not through any real means of his own. Then they downshifted him almost immediately into the IC picture and never gave him any actual programs, save for maybe the one with Kofi. After that it was all sacrificial lamb for months.I'm not sure I've ever seen a guy so ill-used and fed to the lions. I'm sure I have but nothing's jumping to mind.

 

All names on this list since about 2010:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_intercontinental_champions

[LooseCannon]

Maybe they're trying to go their seemingly standard route of pushing a guy by trying to unite internet fans behind him in the belief that he is being misused, making WWE creative to be the heels.  Except it's not working.

[Victator]

It usually doesn't. 

[Skelemania]

It might help if he had even one single ounce of charisma at all in his entire body. He doesn't. Terrible re-name, no real gimmick, can't talk for shit, generic look. Just a head-to-toe fucking jobber.

[Gonzalez]

Kane is now the Director of Operations...

http://www.wwe.com/videos/playlists/triple-h-exclusive-interviews-with-michael-cole

 

Pidgeotto, baby. 

[THEmanWITHnoNAME]

Kane now has the title of Director of Operations. Kane made the announcement in a new tweet to Triple H, "@TripleH. Can't wait to start. #DirectorOfOperations."

WWE also sent a breaking news alert about Kane's new position.

[Overly Critical Man]

Whoever said Randy Orton was Squirtle doesn't know anything about pokemon. People actually gave a damn about Squirtle.

[cool arrow]

It might help if he had even one single ounce of charisma at all in his entire body. He doesn't. Terrible re-name, no real gimmick, can't talk for shit, generic look. Just a head-to-toe fucking jobber.

 

So he's basically a taller, heavier Mike Von Erich?

[Gonzalez]

Whoever said Randy Orton was Squirtle doesn't know anything about pokemon. People actually gave a damn about Squirtle.

Nobody gave a shit about Squirtle the moment he became Wartortle.

[Overly Critical Man]

Squirtle never evolved. Pidgeotto however, evolved to Pidgeot. Learn yer pokey mans.

I'd argue Orton is Jigglypuff...a hanger on that puts everyone to sleep.

[Gonzalez]

I'm sorry. I sometimes get Bulbasaur mixed up with Squirtle. 

[JonnyLaw]

What the fuck are you kids babbling about...

[Gonzalez]

What the fuck are you kids babbling about...

#WRESTLINGBUBBLE

[Cristobal]

Kane is now the Director of Operations...http://www.wwe.com/videos/playlists/triple-h-exclusive-interviews-with-michael-cole Pidgeotto, baby.

It means he evolved into charizard.

[Gonzalez]

Charizard is a big bastard who never takes orders. 

 

Sound familiar? 

[Pete]

 

 The Authority's offensive coordinator. 

 

Like I wrote... I believe their going for an evil road agent Tony Garea type character. So I don't think you're off with that idea.

 

Oh man, I want that vignette with Kane at Gorilla.

 

Kofi: "So yeah, Alberto and I could use some advice on that finish. He goes for the arm-breaker, I make the ropes and try to slide out but he grabs me and tries to haul me... back... in..."

 

*Kane sits there glowering at Kofi*

 

Kofi: "...right. I guess we'll work it out in the ring...?"

[MGFanJay]

Kane now has the title of Director of Operations. Kane made the announcement in a new tweet to Triple H, "@TripleH. Can't wait to start. #DirectorOfOperations."

WWE also sent a breaking news alert about Kane's new position.

I cannot wait for Kane's tweets, and eventually WWE.com videos.

[Cristobal]

Charizard is a big bastard who never takes orders. 

 

Sound familiar? 

Charizard shoots fire.

Sound familiar?

[Gonzalez]

Pidgeotto left Ash on good terms to help a group of Pidgeots that needed his leadership. This will be Kane's future when he becomes the Libertarian nominated candidate for President of The United States. 

[Patrick B.]

Always went with Bulba in Gen 1, but fire-types for the next three games.  Havent played Black/White or X/Y yet.

[caley]

I'd love to see Kane, Director of Operations of WWE, do NHL-style suspension a la Brendan Shanahan NHL suspension videos.

 

 

Kane standing there, saying "As the video shows, Big Show clearly strikes Randy Orton with a closed fist" would be a personal mark-out moment.

[MGFanJay]

I hope Kane's theme is like this, but a bit more muzak-y.

[Andrew POE!]

Here's the thing.

 

Daniel Bryan is little.

 

As his name would indicate, The Big Show is big.

 

Therefore, Show is the better choice to push and he should be allowed to use Bryan's schtick.

 

If you don't get that, then I don't know what part of "you don't understand the business" is unclear.

 

Good day, sirs.

 

With that kind of logic, are you a member of the WWE writing staff?

[DJ Hero Morganti]

as i just started x i half wish i started with the grass type but firefox.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Fire is the only way you foolish foolish men.