Reed Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Big Show cries because his strip mall failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz's dad is Zap Rowsdower? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 We have a winner for the day. Repeat: The internet is over for the day. The best part is that I didn't quite remember who that was until I started just repeating the last name over and over...which of course is exactly what they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz's Dad gets even better... He uses "crud" like DDP used "scum". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Don't forget, Virgins Live in parent's basement Fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Don't forget, [*]Virgins [*]Live in parent's basement [*]Fat Nah, that shit is lame. But we're not exactly a bunch of Gino Herdandezs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him. Johnny, you've forced me to take a long, hard look at myself. And having done that, I've come to a pretty sobering conclusion. Miz's dad is a Hanson Brother...but, like, today, not back then: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him. Johnny, you've forced me to take a long, hard look at myself. And having done that, I've come to a pretty sobering conclusion. Miz's dad is a Hanson Brother...but, like, today, not back then: A million billion stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Ryback's new smile thing he does it the best because apparently his face has the anatomy of a Muppet. So when he smiles, it just means the lower half of his face lowers and his tongue falls out. I chuckled aloud at this. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Maybe that's how Big Show does it. He watches Jurassic Bark right before coming down to the ring, and the real talent is holding off the tears until it's time.Or that one scene from Fresh Prince when Wills dad leaves him again.Probably reminds Show of his own dad. Or the funeral at least... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him. Johnny, you've forced me to take a long, hard look at myself. And having done that, I've come to a pretty sobering conclusion. Miz's dad is a Hanson Brother...but, like, today, not back then: If someone throws him into the boards, he's gonna piss all over himself. Yes, I know that's technically not a Hansen Bros. quote. And Sorrow, I am insanely good-looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just drew Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 As for the War Games fantasy booking, I'd love a scenario where D-Bry, Cody, Ziggles and Miz need one more for their team after Big Show is forced to join the Corpolution, and Dusty comes out and begs to be the fifth man on their team, and to "seal it with a hug and a kiss" like that money-ass promo from 94 with Dustin. Then, the Shield takes out Dusty, so Daniel & Cody ask Dustin to join. Not Goldust, but Dustin, because Dustin's been in War Games before. Dustin gets all sad and shit because he's nothing without the bodysuit & makeup, and he knows it. So the night of War Games he shows up painted, and the crowd goes apeshit. Before he bleeds for our amusement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I wish I could have been there the first time Maryse met Miz's dad. Isn't she supposed to be a fashion designer or something? You think she could at least give him some tips to avoid looking like a stoned Judas Priest roadie. Maybe she gave him tips on how to look like a stoned Judas Priest roadie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 You're not that far off. They're a little less doughy, but that makes sense since they spend so much time on the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I'm late to the party here but I wanted to echo the praise Roman Reigns is getting this week. He looked fantastic and it wasn't all just Bryan doing magic tricks. His moves looked great, his trash talk was top-notch and, yeah, he killed Kofi on the way out. Bryan has been amazing but I hope the Shield continue to get some sugar too because they've been a HUGE part of Bryan's ascent as of late. Oh, and might I add, Heyman and Dusty should have jobs waiting for them at the WWE "Sports Entertainment University" teaching promo 101. They were both awesome for different spectacular reasons. I am sorta fat and sorta ugly but I own my house and have had some sex. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 As for the War Games fantasy booking, I'd love a scenario where D-Bry, Cody, Ziggles and Miz need one more for their team after Big Show is forced to join the Corpolution, and Dusty comes out and begs to be the fifth man on their team, and to "seal it with a hug and a kiss" like that money-ass promo from 94 with Dustin. Then, the Shield takes out Dusty, so Daniel & Cody ask Dustin to join. Not Goldust, but Dustin, because Dustin's been in War Games before. Dustin gets all sad and shit because he's nothing without the bodysuit & makeup, and he knows it. So the night of War Games he shows up painted, and the crowd goes apeshit. Before he bleeds for our amusement. You lost me after including The Miz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I wish I could have been there the first time Maryse met Miz's dad. Isn't she supposed to be a fashion designer or something? You think she could at least give him some tips to avoid looking like a stoned Judas Priest roadie. Mr. Hero answers to no one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Fun fact: Zack Ryder's dad and Miz's dad are actually good friends. I smell sitcom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Co-starring John Morrison as Zack Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Did anyone else take that Brie/Bryan hug backstage to mean she's going to get kidnapped by the corporation soon as a way to get to Bryan? Or maybe I've been watching too many WWE Studios movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Or watching late era WCW apparently. http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?showtopic=19237&view=getnewpost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Did anyone else take that Brie/Bryan hug backstage to mean she's going to get kidnapped by the corporation soon as a way to get to Bryan? It wouldn't work. "If I lose this job, I'll just go back to wrestling in armories" is a response that easily translates into every facet of his life...including the ladies... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Mickie Knuckles likes this 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Mickie Knuckles likes this See. Now that's how you finish. Take note, Ollie Gahroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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