Lazlo Woodbine Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Understandable but funny nobody helped out The Miz. His own FATHER didn't terribly care that much. Miz's father looks like the kind of guy that makes cheap low budget slasher films, and white trash porn on the side. He looks like the guy who runs the nearest comics shop to me, so yeah, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 When he said "this is Virgin Runnels talking" Zack Ryder being repackaged as a pre-teen Rambling Ricky Rhodes-esques Dusty Rhodes impersonator certainly has merit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 So this guy... manages to churn out a kid who looks like this... Miz KOs bad genetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Titus Young would have wrecked everyone's shit and then been found backstage asleep in a dumpster. They should do a gimmick like that where a dude is physically great at the pro wres and on his day can beat anyone, but is a known idiot who can just as easily be found in the wrong building feeding stray cats Oreos. They did that already. He was called Eugene. As far as Raw goes, I'm all in on the Titus bandwagon. I really want him to get made into a star from this whole angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Big Show needs antidepressants or something. All this crying is whack. Carrie from Homeland thinks Big Show cries too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz KOs bad genetics. He put all of his character points into appearance instead of talent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz KOs bad genetics. He put all of his character points into appearance Charisma instead of talent Dexterity. Damn it. Nerd better. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I think the "This is more JCP than Attitude Era" explains why I love this so much. I also don't feel sleazy for liking the post-SummerSlam reset. There's no cursing or attacks on women. And the violence the heels of had is great deception. The nastiest stuff has been a kendo stick attack on Punk, The Shield doing some powerbombs, Randy hitting the RKO, Big Show flattening someone with a punch and Randy Orton Pillmanizing Miz's skull. It all looks great but they're really protected spots -- there's no elderly women being put through tables or anything of the sort. It LOOKS brutal but it's all playacting. The reactions and dread and seriousness everyone is playing these things with has been fantastic. JCP did this, too. The angle everyone remembers the most was The Horseman rolling Dusty in the parking lot. They blurred out the part where they broke his hand -- they obviously edited around it. The B and C stories have also been solid-to-great. The Punk/Heyman stuff would be the best angle of the year if it wasn't happening the same time the best angle of the decade was unfolding. ADR's really capable of having good matches and being a general jerk against guys like RVD. The divas, at the least, have been compelling because of AJ. The comedy dance-off stuff w/ Fandango is dumb but it's good for kids and is far from the worst humor they've ever done.I think the unsung hero of the post-SummerSlam stuff has been Michael Cole. He's been awesome at just telling the stories and serving as the audience proxy, selling disgust and admiration right when it should be called for. JBL's great at being a heel announcer spin jobbing. People here Bitch & Moan too much lately, When was the last time both Raw & Smackdown been consistantly good week to week longer than a month,. the last few wrestlemania seasons havent been near as good up and down the card. the past 3 years I've gotten more excited for summerslam that i have for Mania 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks Dusty's choice was actually pretty easy? Of course he should have picked Cody. He was the one who had the job in the first place. That was the whole reason Dusty was there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz KOs bad genetics. He put all of his character points into appearance Charisma instead of talent Dexterity. Damn it. Nerd better. Depends on the game system, we talkin D&D derived? GURPS? Fate? WoD? Home brewed larp? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz KOs bad genetics. He put all of his character points into appearance Charisma instead of talent Dexterity. Damn it. Nerd better. Depends on the game system, we talkin D&D derived? GURPS? Fate? WoD? Home brewed larp? Shit! You called me out on that! Which one was "The Keep on the Borderlands"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Miz KOs bad genetics. He put all of his character points into appearance Charisma instead of talent Dexterity. Damn it. Nerd better. Depends on the game system, we talkin D&D derived? GURPS? Fate? WoD? Home brewed larp? Shit! You called me out on that! Which one was "The Keep on the Borderlands"? Keep on the Borderlands or B2, was for Basic D&D, so 4 editions and nearly 40 years of Strength Dexterity Constitution Intelligence Wisdom and Charisma. Depending on the version of Basic, there might of been a Comeliness Stat (appearance) ~I've Said to Much, time to leave this thread~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks Dusty's choice was actually pretty easy? Of course he should have picked Cody. He was the one who had the job in the first place. That was the whole reason Dusty was there. Theoretically Cody's a strapping young man who has plenty of earning potential while Dustin is a washed up drunk who can't hold a job because Dusty was a horrible father who ruined his childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I just finally am watching Raw and Paul Heyman had another GREAT promo this week. I loved the one last week with him trying to get out of the match, and then he might have topped it this week with the gloating and the kiss at the end. I'm really interested to see where this pairing with Ryback goes, although I hope it doesn't put an end to Ryback being the Biff Tannen of WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Ryback's new smile thing he does it the best because apparently his face has the anatomy of a Muppet. So when he smiles, it just means the lower half of his face lowers and his tongue falls out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Ryback's new smile thing he does it the best because apparently his face has the anatomy of a Muppet. So when he smiles, it just means the lower half of his face lowers and his tongue falls out. I kind of hate it when you're funny. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Weepin' of Mass Destruction. Made me think of this: http://youtu.be/RTsh7RaQmUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badfish69 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Is it wrong that I fast forward through anything involving Fandango? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 People dancing at super fast speed is always funny. It's better if you have the Benny Hill theme in the background 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I like Fandango but he's never paired with anyone I care about and thus is almost always fast forward material for me too. I mean Fandango is stuck wrestling Miz and R-Truth most of the time, I'm not watching that even if I do like the guy. EDIT:Oh and Michael Cole says that Randy Orton sent Miz to the hospital, not a medical facility, during Orton's entrance before the main event. I wonder if he had to go backstage and write "superstars go to medical facilities and not hospitals" 100 times after the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badfish69 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 If Fandango came out to the Benny Hill theme I would definitely not fast forward anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 If Fandango came out to the Benny Hill theme I would definitely not fast forward anymore. The thing is, if he came out to the Benny Hill theme, then he would already be moving super fast. So if you fast forwarded that...well...have you ever fast forwarded Benny Hill? If you do, it actually ages you a few days per minute. Don't play around with time stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 "Miz's Crib" on youtube at 2:45 has a Miz family picture if you want to be a total creep like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Seth Rollins died for our sins last night and nobody has mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Orton still grosses me out and I'd rather Stephanie McMahon weren't on my TV, but that was a great show. I hated that "Virgil" shit, though. As for talk about how Steph gets her comeuppance: Sure, as soon as Vince joins Team Bryan. Daddy puts daughter in her place. Or yeah, someone just drops some poo from the ceiling or something. I really, really, really wish Ryback would lose the phony mannerisms, because I love his bully character. But all that licking and neck cracking just looks so bunk, it takes me right out of the character. Just "turn it up", man, quit faking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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