Raziel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Did the stadium order the gold ticker tape thinking the 49ers were making the big game? Super Bowl 50 = golden anniversary of the big game. Gold for everyone! 49th anniversary. Don't use WWE maths! They just don't want to call it Super Bowl L. Although, will next year be Super Bowl LI, or are they going with non-roman numerals from here on out? From that point on they should cycle through the names of Bruce Lee impersonators. So Superbowl LI wold be followed by Superbowel LE and the Superbowl LAI, and then Superbowl LEE BRUCE. What about Superbowl LEroy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 She's having a hard time reading this. Forgot the name of her own franchise. That was brutal. She clearly doesn't care about this. Which is fine, but wow was it obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Well, they got the MVP right at least. Why is Von Miller not nicknamed 'Baron' Von Miller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Did the stadium order the gold ticker tape thinking the 49ers were making the big game? Super Bowl 50 = golden anniversary of the big game. Gold for everyone! 49th anniversary. Don't use WWE maths! They just don't want to call it Super Bowl L. Although, will next year be Super Bowl LI, or are they going with non-roman numerals from here on out? From that point on they should cycle through the names of Bruce Lee impersonators. So Superbowl LI wold be followed by Superbowel LE and the Superbowl LAI, and then Superbowl LEE BRUCE. What about Superbowl LEroy? After we run out of Clones of Bruce Lee, next will be Blaxploitation women. So Superbowl Velvet Smooth...followed by Superbowl Friday Foster...and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Does Jim think Peyton changed his answer to Tracy no more than five minutes ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Poor Eli We had different commentators on the BBC feed. I didn't hear one "Woo" all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Final Tally: CGI Babies: 4 CGI animals 7 Old people doing young people things: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious Darius Bagfelt Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Peyton is really pushing Budweiser tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'm still waiting for an NFL commercial with a pharmacist talking about how he always runs out of Plan B the Monday after the Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Christ on a cracker, The Defense destroyed the Panthers the whole game and Payton was a non-factor, and the CBS crew can't stop talking about him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Well that sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 CBS desperately wanted the Elway/Bettis retirement moment but Peyton wasn't having it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincey Greene Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Wade Phillips may not be a great head coach but my goodness, is he a great defensive coordinator.They could go into next year with BAROCK #17 as the QB and not be all that worse off, that's how good their defence was this season. They could go into next year with Jimmy Clausen and be in good shape, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Final Tally: Old people doing young people things: 4 5 if you include Peyton playing football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Final Tally: Old people doing young people things: 4 5 if you include Peyton playing football That was funnier the first time that joke was made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_MJ_ Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Reading the first page of predictions in this thread is pretty fun now. Oh hindsight. Denver's defensive line deserves a steakhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 They'll take a Papa John's franchise and like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJay Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Holy fuck that defense is scary. This was like all Denver games this year, they won cause of the D and not Manning. My wife watched the 4th quarter with me and she said two things: 1. Has Peyton played this awful or looked this bad the whole game? Which I told her he has but he has had a couple good throws. (Manning is statistically the worst QB to win a SB, his stats this year were awful) 2. Von Miller is a scary man, in a good way. She couldn't believe how big and fast he is and that no one could block him. Even she asked why Carolina wasn't putting two guys on him. All I ask for with every Super Bowl is a good entertaining game. I was entertained tonight. Both of those Defenses were amazing but Denver's was on a whole other level. One last thing: FUCK Peyton. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidNatural Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Holy fuck that defense is scary. This was like all Denver games this year, they won cause of the D and not Manning. My wife watched the 4th quarter with me and she said two things: 1. Has Peyton played this awful or looked this bad the whole game? Which I told her he has but he has had a couple good throws. (Manning is statistically the worst QB to win a SB, his stats this year were awful) 2. Von Miller is a scary man, in a good way. She couldn't believe how big and fast he is and that no one could block him. Even she asked why Carolina wasn't putting two guys on him. All I ask for with every Super Bowl is a good entertaining game. I was entertained tonight. Both of those Defenses were amazing but Denver's was on a whole other level. One last thing: FUCK Peyton. Yes, this season was excruciating to watch and Peyton looked worse through most of it. Von Miller is a once in a lifetime talent. But hey almost all of you guys were wrong and those of you who were not Panthers fans... Peyton has two rings. Thanks Vincey and the Panther brigade for being classy... Don't worry... It will come. As far as the rest? Arn Anderson said it best. "You might not like us, you may hate us... But the one thing you have to call us is CHAMPS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 With that defense, and Osweiler on deck, they have a chance to be pretty amazing next year, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 If they can get a decent running game going next year, they could easily repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Funny thing: statistically, Carolina's defense was significantly better tonight than Denver's. Of course, Carolina was against a terrible Broncos offense, not a top ten Panthers offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Best thing ever or worst thing ever? You decide: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/E9C72973E01308312721246367744_4854037b20b.5.1.14810583833944412714.mp4?versionId=cAWrlRUKIlOQvzT31LXy2jxaXPWgEEr9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 And in closing, kiss the rings: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_MJ_ Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I mean Peyton played pretty bad most of the season, but I'm sure there's a season or two in the past where his defense was mediocre and his offense paid the price for it. He can keep the ring. Hopefully he retires so he can freely admit he did all the HGH and deer antler spray he could find when his neck was messed up, while doing the dab dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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