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Scott Keith used to complain about people putting the figure four on the wrong leg. I emailed him to ask him how isn't the figure four supposed to attack multiple points, and he responded with the Gordon Solie line about attacking seven different points of the lower anatomy. So I asked him, isn't it therefore impossible to put it on the wrong leg? When it clearly damages both legs?

 

He didn't get back to me. He still hasn't got back to me, and it's been over a decade. But I'm sure he'll think of an answer one day.

 

He didn't stop complaining about people putting it on the wrong leg though. I stopped reading stuff he wrote soon after.

I remember thinking that everyone put it on the wrong leg too, because my cousin put the figure four on me when I was a kid and it only hurt on the straight leg.  That is before I understood that it's wrestling and that if something like that is going to bother me, I've wasted a whole hell of a lot of time.

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I was actually really excited for this because The Wall was super-protected at the time and it was somebody different in the main-event scene.  Then the New Blood-Millionaire's Club began.  Somehow with more talent, it got much...much worse.

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Part of that is flexibility but part is just that all she had on the ground is her arms. Her upper body rolls back with the rest of her, so she's not bent any more than she was in the normal crab.

 

stop ruining wrestling

 

Charlotte's Figure Eight makes no sense. The idea behind a figure four is that the bent leg's shin is forced down, putting pressure on the straight leg and hyperextending it. Lifting the legs up in the air like that relieves the pressure on the leg.

 

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People who sell the legs on any variation of a Boston Crab are doing it wrong. The leg is bending normally. You're supposed to sell the back.*

(*I'll give a pass if your quadricep is torn)

 

Ah, the "Nash Rule." I know it well...

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I think Summer has the absolute best, bitchy facial expressions.  I mean it as a compliment, she has a face that says, "Hell no, I won't have sex with you."  Her reaction to everything seems to be the same reaction she would have if a bum with leprosy asked her to perform a sexual act.  She is a natural heel. 

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I think Summer has the absolute best, bitchy facial expressions.  I mean it as a compliment, she has a face that says, "Hell no, I won't have sex with you."  Her reaction to everything seems to be the same reaction she would have if a bum with leprosy asked her to perform a sexual act.  She is a natural heel. 

 

I don't know if turning down sex with a leper makes you a heel more than it just makes you a person who doesn't want to contract leprosy.

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I think Summer has the absolute best, bitchy facial expressions.  I mean it as a compliment, she has a face that says, "Hell no, I won't have sex with you."  Her reaction to everything seems to be the same reaction she would have if a bum with leprosy asked her to perform a sexual act.  She is a natural heel. 

 

I don't know if turning down sex with a leper makes you a heel more than it just makes you a person who doesn't want to contract leprosy.

 

 

It's Hansen's Disease now, you bigot.

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I think Summer has the absolute best, bitchy facial expressions.  I mean it as a compliment, she has a face that says, "Hell no, I won't have sex with you."  Her reaction to everything seems to be the same reaction she would have if a bum with leprosy asked her to perform a sexual act.  She is a natural heel. 

 

I don't know if turning down sex with a leper makes you a heel more than it just makes you a person who doesn't want to contract leprosy.

 

 

It's Hansen's Disease now, you bigot.

 

 

Like that awful soda?

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I'm still waiting for someone to bring back the Uranage as a finisher, preferably like Hiroshi Hase did them.

 

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I've been saying since day one that Roman Reigns should use a uranage as a finisher.  He's big enough, he's The Rock's cousin, and it looks devastating.  I guess we needed someone else do a spear.

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That Hase Urange gif is from one of my favorite matches ever. Hase vs. Kawada in the dome for the Baba Memorial show. They stiff each other, go to the mat like a boss or two, stiff each other some more and then Kawada murders Hase with the nastiest brainbuster this side of Hashimoto.

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